Natasha gets more hilarous every week. We need more of her on the show!

Diane had a sudden case of "talking to a black person" and suddenly needed to throw what she believed to be some "flava" in. I realy don't see what everyone likes about her.

Whitney grew on me a lot this week- she was the only one who seemed to want to actually help Jael.

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I agree. Natasha is adorably funny.

I can't stand Jael. She has a major speech impediment, and nothing about her looks 'model' at all. Its just another ANTM thing, where every season has to have some wierd chicks that would never have even half a chance in the industry outside the show.

Nice recap. When Bravo takes over, you will be spared.

Renee takes her short haircut like a trooper, but I'm starting to wonder if she's really a man. There's always one on ANTM.

I'm starting to suspect that Miss J. is a man ...

I liked Dionne's panel makeover, but I wonder if it hurt her in the eyes of the judges.

Wade - I hope you are just kidding. Miss J is a man!

definitely agree with the comment on jael's speech... she sounds borderline deaf.

love natasha. love her.

krank: i almost fell out of my office chair bc i was so excited to see your frequent use of the word "totes." totes keep it up, great recap.

Renee - annoying, jealous, petty. I liked how she told Brittany that she acted like she was in high school after she had been GOSSIPPING behind Brittany's back! Classy!

Jael - loud, obnoxious, can barely talk.

Jaslene - uhhhh...ooh. Pretty...nasty.

Whitney - thick, but in a good way. She'll go far (she'll probably get kicked off next week since I said that). Better than Diana, for sure, so will stay around until a skinny girl beats her.

Diana - no expression...ever!

Brittany - has like a Drew Barrymore thing going on (Drew is hot!!!), but what's with all the crying?! And please explain more about the digestive issues!

Felicia - she is HOT, HOT, HOT! Smoking HOT! Kind of boring, though, and odd eyebrows. It seems Tyra doesn't like her now that everybody said they look alike. Hmmm

Natasha - I don't think she has a clue what's going on but she's funny. They'll keep her around for that.

Dionne - I have no clue who this is. Seriously, where has she been this whole time? Oh wait, was she the bored cheerleader last week? I think I asked who she was last week? Not very good.

Sara - Anne Heche-like who likes to praise herself (she's a photographer, by the way!). Looks better after the makeover, but still not very attractive.

Who will win? Felicia's the hottest, but it comes down SOOOO much to personality that she better turn it on. But I think that Tyra mistakes annoying and obnoxious for personality, so who knows! Pulling for Brittany, too, unless she keeps crying. It looks like the next episode has Mother Renee crying, so can't wait!

I like Jael... sure she has one of the most annoying voices ever, but I like her.

Renee on the other hand. Good lord she is such a freaking bitch. She's one of those girls that has to dog other people to make herself feel better. Seems like Diana is also one of those and they've come together to form the ultimate Super Villain team of Bitcharoonies

What? No pictures of Natasha's make-up job? When the challenge was going on, I told my wife to keep an eye on Natasha, because she was going to go for a Bozo the Clown effect. We weren't disappointed.

Also- the smirk on Renee's face when Jaslene was called last really bugged me. For someone who is consistently in the bottom for everything, she sure has an ego.

I will be the first to say that I can't stand crybabies. But in Brittany's defense, about the weave: I've had that type of weave before, and she didn't have a cap on her head. What is done is, they cornbraid your own hair around your head, so that it looks like the inside of a wig. Then they sew the tracks onto the cornrows. With Brittany's hair being fine because she's White, I know that the cornrow, by themselves, hurt like heck. But when they sew those tracks on, it is EXTREMELY painful. I am black, so my hair is more corse, but I only left that weave in for a week, it hurt that bad- and I paid $250! So I can understand her crying. She might also be tenderheaded.
My favorite is Jael, I love her. She probably wont win, because of the way she talks, but she makes this cycle entertaining for me.

Great recap!

Loved the caption under the picture of the two hairdressers-hilarious!!

Renee is so annoying and petty it gets on my nerves

this season is already much better than the sucky last season. i think brittany could win it if she tones down the crying a little.

Oh yea and tyra is totally hatin on felicia! she showed a little personality at the elimination but got criticized-WTF?

I swear this show is getting terrible...is it me or do none of those pictures look "model-like"? I don't know if it's the girls or possibly the lame ass themes...

*nonymous

By the way, I missed the first episode of this season

...Is there a reason why Tyra becomes Pirate Tyra at elimination?

Aww I liked Cassandra. I can't say if she stands out too much on the show, but she goes to my school (currently, so I figured she wasn't going to win) so it was cool seeing her on TV every week. And I don't think she's Uggo at all. She might not stand out from those girls, but compared to your average girl, those girls in person REALLY stand out. That's what it takes to be in the Top 13!

Wade - Bravo bought Television Without Pity not TVgasm. A different corporation has owned TVgasm for like a year now.

good recap, Krank.

Darth Wader--I have to disagree with your comparison between Brittany and Drew Barrymore. You know who the girl looks like? That designer on Trading Spaces with the red hair...I want to say her name is Lori, but I don't think that's it.

Mgasm, you're right, her name is Lori and Brittany looks alot like her. Last cycle alot of the girls were not pretty, i.e. the twins, but looked great in the photos. This cycle I don't think the girls are all that and they are not taking great pics. Except maybe for Jaslene. It cracks me up that Jaslene and Natasha do not hear what the judges say to them, they always take it that they are excellent. Example: Jaslene's walking. She thinks it went great, but they told her she made the most mistakes!! Nope, she didn't hear that at all.

Not gonna lie, Garfield, NJ is kind of ghetto. I know people from there who talk like that!

does anyone think the jael incident was staged? i think it's becoming a trick of the trade for reality shows that someone gets a call from "the outside world" and is told something terrible happened.

just a hunch. this show is on its last legs.