I hope the theme is "Seven and 7" and they all have to be alcoholic beverages.

I almost cried when you said "VOM"... hilarious.

I too was annoyed that Jael's antics were never mentioned again. They should not have picked her first because of how she acted at the party. Plus you left out one part that I thought was funny. When Renee met Medina and he kept asking her name and she kept repeating Nayiem over and over. Pretty funny especially because it was Renee. Why doesn't her loser of a husband get a JOB, instead of her tormenting the rest of the house. I can't wait till she goes...

Brown? Are you kidding, brown? Why not just call her Blackie and get it done with? Sarah could have been Cracka, Natasha would be Ruskie, and Whitney could have been fatty! Oh, it would be so much fun!!!

VOM

does Jael have a speech impediment? i can't understand what's she's saying half the time . . . although i'm sure it's something pointless, so i guess it doesn't matter.

love the recap!

im sorry, but i dont care how annoying someone is 50 had no right puttin his hands on that girl. best believe if that was me, he would be gettin hit with an assault charge. then the name "50 Cent" would be very applicable to him. but other than that, the episode was the best. how stupid was renee to tell nicole richie who she didnt like? and how hilarious was the scene with all the girls telling renee how much she sucks??? im gonna put it out there that this was the best episode in history of ANTM actually shandi's high pitched cheating phone call home episode was funny too.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw 50 pushing Jael into the pool as totally inappropiate.
I'm sorry but it looked like he was very rough.
I can understand that she was being VERY annoying, but that's what bodyguards are for or just telling her to get the hell away from him. But he should not have pushed her the way he did.
I'm not some prude or anything and usually cheer when something like that happens, but that whole thing just totally rubbed me the wrong way.

Anywho! I was so damn mad when Whitney got yet another freaking chance. That girl should've been gone a while ago. She hasn't taken a single good shot yet. Her photos just totally suck. She always talks about girls relying too much on being pretty, and that's ALL this girl has done. Bitch better be gone, b/c I don't think there really is a weaker person left.
If they get rid of someone else before her, I'm gonna be UBER PO'd.

And blahblahblah.. this episode sucked. I actually do watch it to see the photoshoots and the pics afterwards and well.. this one just totally sucked balls.

Jael's ass deserved to be in the pool. What a dipshit.

Whitney (aka Tyra's Fat Project) gets another chance. WHY???

Brittany had the best shot, shitty weave and all. Jaslene didn't do so great with just a simple photoshoot but I still like her. Renee looked like Naomi Watts in those pics. Too bad she's a twat.

Not that I liked Sarah, but she probably didn't own the name and shrugged it off because the name concept was so fucking dumb. People like Twiggy and Melrose can pull it off, well, because they wanted to. No one else uses just one modelling name.

Also, there was no preview for next week ... are they going to do another lame 'Where the girls came from' like they did in the middle of last season? Who cares! We want to see Renee get pwnd some more.

I was just glad to see a photoshoot that didn't rely on some shitty gimmick. These were straightforward modeling shots where the girls were asked to style themselves and portray different emotions in front of a blank background. No hiding behind chocolate syrup or facial hair (seriously, what the hell was that?)

I'm just hoping they start talking about the clothes and doing more high fashion stuff soon. And my favourite episodes yet, the go-sees.

Oh, and the challenge this week? Lame! Like Tito said, the nickname thing only works if someone makes a conscious decision in an attempt to further themselves or their career. It seemed like an excuse to get twiggy some screen time. And I can't believe they wasted the formidable (in all her bitchiness) Melrose on a lame, useless challenge where she only appeared for a few seconds. *sigh*

anyway, rant over. excuse the double post.

will someone please explain to tyra that she is not a psycholgist, therapist or even a peer advisor?! Putting someone in the front of a room so everyone can tell her why they dont like her, that's about as healthy as her other activity when they have the girls get up and emote all this past hurt on the stage as an acting exercise.

and dead on with Renee- get a job! Don't go on a show that can't even get the winner a job! how did Brittney get such a poor quality weave when Whittelle's (ugh nickname) is so nice?

I like Natasha more every week.

Whitney should have been gone last week, Diana was way better.

Renee is, well, yes, a bitch, but she's probably the prettiest and one of the best models of the bunch. And most of the time, her criticisms are true anyway.

Why has no one addresses Renee's ridiculous Virgin Mary blue head scarf?!?! She wore it most of the episode, including their assignment at the "celebrity" party. She looked so pretentious and I was sure Tvgasm would be all over it....

Is it just me?

I LOVE PARIS!!!

So sue me, I kind of like the head wrap - it works with her campaign for canonization. Mother Renee for Sainthood!

What is VOM?

VOM is short for vomit, being my visceral reaction to Jael's rat tail.

ThankU kb2021, I was going to be afraid to ask . . . and reveal my ultra-unhipness--I thought it was also ultra-unhip to shove a girl in the pool--has fitty never had annoying fans clamoring for his attention--good thing there was a pool there, but, not that I was a fan before, I's hatin' on him now . . . tacky! I wish the show had done more to address the issue, and thanks Niecy--great idea, he did somehwat ruin her chances of a good meet and greet by dunking her duckiness--twice mind you . . .

Great recap Krank, though you did miss the scarf--I'm glad I'm so unfashionable, but even I was saying" is that in?" Wasn't someone else wearing it later too?

I did think Jael was too much, but she was chompin' for some . . . her hormones took over (or maybe that drink she spilled in the pool and all over anyone in the arc of her arm swing . . . )

Also, are all the anonymous posts the same human?

Jael seems like a nice enough girl (minus the drunken party behavior) and I don't mean to be rude but WHY is she in this competition? Tyra has based entire episodes around model's needing nice skin and the ability to speak clearly, but she has nothing but great things to say about Jael. Her skin is terrible- you can see it even under her makeup episode after episode and she speaks like she's on Qualuudes and has a mouth full of marbles. Is that attractive to Covergirl or Seventeen these days? Am I missing something????

Well, d-fly, seems the retouchers on the show are top notch and all the grrrls are spotless in their shoots. I haven't noticed her skin so much, and Eugena had terrible acne last season.

I think the love/hate people bring the ratings, and even I was gasping at the pool incident, and scared to death of her meeting with La Medina (for this site, La is all good with me) . . . Moe on the other hand was a meh.

Oh, heck, just call me "Brown"

Add me to the growing army of fans who expected a couple of snarkyisms directed at Renee's retarded head scarf. If it didn't work for Jade, it's not gonna work for Renee. At least Jade was crazy, as opposed to outright bitch like Renee.

Did anyone else notice that during Tyra's Talk Time, she said something along the lines of, "Excuse my extreme make up, I just got back from a photo shoot", then during judging, SHE HAD THE EXACT SAME DAMN MAKEUP?!? Don't lie to the hamsters, TyTy.

I have to admit that the headscarf did look good on REnee but it doesn't mean she had to wear it the entire episode AND to the party, it was a little over the top...

oh god, NIcole Richie's primping in the mirror was embarrassing! it was obvious she did not know she was being filmed b/c she was all "Im a model" in the mirror to herself..

HAHAHAHA pappy44 you completely read my mind.