I'm SO happy Lisa went home.. although I would've rather have seen Jayla go first and then Lisa.
Yes Lisa does take great photos but she does look too old.
And I hated that whole papparazi crap this episode.
That was the biggest load of bullcrap I've ever seen.
Critisizing pics that are SUPPOSED TO LOOK BAD. Seriously... if a few pics of you not looking good 24/7 is going to ruin you then you sucked to begin with.
And blah blah blah... I really liked Kim's pic this week. Her eyes in the pic are really gorgeous.
I thought the whole limo scene with her and Bre was hilarious though.
I felt a little sorry for her but she had it coming :P

I thought Lisa also had a tendency to give her profile in photos, so wondered why that was ok for Lisa but not ok for Nik.

I was glad she went, after last week's diaper duty it was time for her to go.

I was glad Kim got called out on her behavior and I think Nicole got off easy - because she has been just about as bad as Kim. Go back and watch previous episodes, nicole is always in that confessional making fun of someone.

I'M SO GLAD LISA IS GONE! ABOUT TIME! I'm banking on the final two being Nik and Bre (maybe Nicole). Jayla should go next week followed by Kim (who should've been gone a long ass time ago). Bre has the lead to me.

I'M SO GLAD I FOUND TVgasm!!!

Awww, I'm sad to see Lisa go. Yeah, that paparazzi shot was terrible, but she is usually well turned out, when she's not making an ass out of herself. Especially since Jayla's photo was beyond horrible. And Nicole has once again proven herself to be a whining waste of space. And Kim, ugh, J-Unit I'm with you all the way. But true, Lisa's look was more mature than the others, and she handled it all so graciously it wasn't too bad.

Bre was awesome! She handled Kim brilliantly. How lame is that, to say she doesn't make fun of her friends. How bout not making fun of anyone at all, bitch. I called it from episode 2, she is nasty.

#2, yeah, I mentioned that last week that Nicole is about as mean, and to make matters worse, she whines and complains non stop. I think that recap show, which actually had a lot of new material, showed a lot of that. I hope she goes next.

I agree with you and I don't see anything special about Kim. She needs to go. As for the other girls, nobody stands out for me but I definitely dont think it should be Jayla..between the other three girls, any one of them are okay. I guess the winner will stand out closer to the end (which is what Ive been saying this whole time). This has been a very entertaining top model but I dont think the girls are that appealing as "top models".

this episode did annoy me, the fake photogs, how lame

i think jayla should have been sent home first, they should have kept lisa for one more week for entertainment, jayla has not taken a good photo in weeks,
nic looks too alien in person, she takes great profile shots, but just looks weird in person, i think its her eyes

bre is growing on me, i love her voice and her photos are improving, i see her in the bottom two

nicole is letting an opportunity just pass her by, i find myself yelling at the tv for her to do Something

last, but not least my kimmy, stop hating on her, what she lacks in bone structure she makes up for in the lips and eyes, she is memorable because she's not just another pretty face.

Whitney: Have you seen Nic in person?

I'm half with you on Kim - I don't think she deserves to still be there but damn if she doesn't take good pictures some time. Come on, J Unit, you have to admit this week's picture was good - especially for her.

I am 100% rooting for Bre now - I love her! She never fails to make me laugh. And it's about time for the dark-skinned girls to have a role model too. There are too many Evas, Tyras and Beyonces out there. There need to be some beautiful dark-skinned household names!! Go BRE!

"Kim picked up the phone and after telling Visa that she's the gayest person in the house, but she won't take American Express," LOLOLOL oooh shit that's funny.

Loved how Bre and Nic layed into Kim and Lisa was sitting back eating popcorn loving every minute of it with a HUGE ass smile on her face. That girl just makes me pee my Depends Diapers. J-unit you should have screencapped Lisa's huge ass smile while sitting next to Kim.

Picadilly Circus is almost as bad as Dogwood & Pussywillows, a phrase that I find amusing and strangely erotic that keeps being uttered on THis Old House. Now I just go around saying "Dogwood & Pussywillows" to people randomly.

"Lisa's paparazzi shot screamed Goldie Hawn at age 50" LOLOLOL you are on a roll j-unit.

Hated that Lisa left cause all her pictures were on Point. Even that photo of her hugging Jayla goodbye her face is flawless. Dem Dere Bitches are just jealous of Lisa. Jayla should have packed her jagged teeth and headed for the redeye. But I love how graceous Lisa was in loosing. For those who didn't think she had class she showed a lot last night.

This season is really boring. It is a pity that they got rid of Lisa - even though she could be annoying at times, her personality was memorable, her photos were great and she actually knew about fashion. The diaper incident did her in, I think. As for the girls remaining, they are weak over all. No one stands out. Bre is starting to REALLY annoy me. She is judgmental and has a hollier-than-thou attitude, which may be derived from her religious background. Who does she think she is to call someone a "bad person"? Besides, although Bre did well in the chocolate commercial because she played the sex kitten card, she is not very articulate and will fare poorly as a spokerperson. Not to mention that her walk is more of a horse's mating dance. Gosh, I guess I don't really like Bre after all... I guess Nik could win because she is the more likable one of the bunch. Not a memorable season at all (except for Lisa and her Depends commercial).

J-Unit, I am a big fan of Tvgasm and come here often to read the blogs and to have my day brightened w/some laughter from the writers (yourself included) witty commentary. Today, though I am a little puzzled by part of the recap. In particular the part where Bre and Nik go for the night on the town in London. Were you just being facetious when you stated:

".... No, they were doing things than they were used to back home. Instead of saying "Bitch, where's my money" and backhadning them with a diamond ring, the guys would hold the door open before Nik and Bre entered. Instead of honking at them and telling them how phat their asses were, thew would pull a chair out before they were seated. When dinner was a fancy restaurant and wine instead of a bucket of KFC, some biscuits and a case of Old English, the two of them knew they were on to something. Maybe there was more to life than being a baby momma."?

I certainly hope so, because it's truly disturbing to think you meant that or that you would stereotype them that way just because they are supposed "urban beauties". Please tell me you were just being sarcastic or kidding and I missed the joke or something.

hmmm.

I think j-unit was making a sarcastic jab at racial stereotypes. I believe he's black so he can make blatant racially decisive comments like those. (sarcasm) LOL.

I think he was joking about that because Bre said that the way the english men treated them was not how they were treated at home.

Hmmmm,

Sorry, I fixed the sentence to make it a little more clear. As me said, Nik said the english men treated them very differently than they were used to back home. I was trying to make fun of the way people treated these two girls because obviously they should be treated with respect and not disdain.

This is the first time I have actually been offended by anything written on TVgasm. I usually know enough not to take the comments too seriously. However, I couldn't even finish reading the article after the "baby mama" paragraph. I realize that we all have to live with the opinions of others, but I just wanted you to know that what you wrote was offensive to me personally.

I can see how some people got offended by the paragraph about Bre's and Nik's night out. This is a snark site, after all, and people are here to snark on others. That being sad, I think that sometimes people go on and on for too long, and end up reinforcing the stereotypes, rather than making fun of them. In my opinion, the gay stereotype has been too exploited here. Everybody should be able to make fun of him/herself, but I have read some reviews with remarks that border on the homophobic side of the spectrum - where the reality "stars" are made fun of not because they are wacko but because they are gay. The comment "... but I showed the joke to a gay friend of mine and he thought it was funny..." does not cut it since your gay friend may just be Roy Cohn or Mary Cheney for all we know. Please be aware of your prejudices and don't let them poison such a wonderfully entertaining site.

Kim's going to win the whole thing, but I really really want Bre to win. She's so gorgeous and I love her personality.

People are too easily offended. Loved the recap! I'm gay and I have never taken any gay jokes on this site as being malicious. It is all in good fun.

Couchpotato-please dont tell me that you know a spoiler! i really hope kim doesn't win.

I really like Kim, I think she takes great photos but if they have to do any more runway I think it is really going to hurt her. I think Bre is going to win this.

Why is Jayla still here?

And when did Bre become such a self righteous, high horse riding diva. I still enjoy her to an extent but the way she was acting like Kim was the most horrible person and she, Jayla, and Nik were all so great was ridiculous. Obviously they haven't hear Jayla talk because that girl talks shit about others, especially Nik (recall the secrets commercial they did). They all talk shit about each other! I think Bre needs to stop playing the role of little miss innocent and see the true sassy diva she acts like.

Go Nicole and Nik. Of all the remaining girls i think these two have the most model potential. Nicole is young and pretty even without make up. Same with Nik. Bre is pretty but her snobby,high horse behaviour is becoming grating. Kim is just to chubby cheeked to be a model,wheres the bone structure? and Jayla is just blah.

okay so i shouldn't have put in person, but in everyday life, as in no hair/makeup/stylists fixin her up she is not pretty, in my opinion
she has only one pose, looking to the side, where is her versatility?

tyra is no oprah
according to some guests/vitims of her show on socialitelife.com Nov.18 say that tyra's talk show is a fraud

Lmao!
J-Unit, u are a fantastic writer. Thanx so much for going into so much detail because I missed the first bit of the episode and now I'm all caught up. I'm pretty pro Kim overall, but I really dislike Nicole's bratty angsty teenager attitude. But I was sorry that Lisa left, she made the season more fun, only the whole diaper thing was fully over the top. Even for her.

this is the most racist thing i have ever read. no more tvgasm for me.

Once in their hotel, Bre learned that she was going to have a nice evening on the town in London. she picked Nik to go with her and soon they were whisked around in the town by a bunch of gentlemen in a carriage. For these two urban beauties, it was quite a breathtaking event, and not just because the carriage was driving on the wrong side of the road. No, their escorts weren't doing things like the girls were used to being treated back home. Instead of saying "Bitch, where's my money" and backhadning them with a diamond ring, the guys would hold the door open before Nik and Bre entered. Instead of honking at them and telling them how phat their asses were, thew would pull a chair out before they were seated. When dinner was a fancy restaurant and wine instead of a bucket of KFC, some biscuits and a case of Old English, the two of them knew they were on to something. Maybe there was more to life than being a baby momma. If they were a top model, they would find guys to treat them like that all the time, and not just after they won the trifecta at the Aqueduct.

So, just how many MEs are going to post here?

Don't like Kim at all even though she does take some good photos when she is "girlie." But wasn't her whole "uniqueness" not being girlie? She doesn't make the cut without all the make-up and girlie clothes. And either wear shorts or get real pants.

I'm so glad all you whiney brats have had enough and are leaving TVGasm forever. It was better before you got here. And if that is the "most racist thing you have ever read" you must not read the lyrics of that gangsta rap crap you kids buy today. Puhleeze. Grow up, get a job and go out and buy a freaking sense of humor.

J-Unit, you are obviously a bright person and talented writer, so I think people are disappointed that you chose to regurgitate played out stereotypes...

J-Unit - you need to open your mind. I don't think you can handle a woman that doesn't have sufficient feminism to feed your fantasies and reassure your masculinity. Kim Rocks!

I could only be happier if they had a black lesbian win next year. Or maybe, a black bisexual transsexual. I am sure you have your considerable biasts against them as well.

If what J-Unit wrote is considered racist, I don't get it. I remember listening to one of Hitler's speeches when I was in high school and the way he talked about the existence of a superior race and how he justified killing Jews based on this assumption. Now THAT'S racist.

Good fricking lord people.
How about you take that big stick out of your ass. Go out and find your offended asses a sense of frickin humor.

And I forgot to add.... You don't like it.. no one is making you read it. Take your whiney asses somewhere else so we don't have to deal with your pathetic shit.

Oh my god, people, he was obviously joking. This whole site is snarky, sarcastic humor...I can't believe people are offended. And, if that's the only thing you're offended by, then that reveals a lot about who you are, and YOUR prejudices.

And, what is up with people ripping on Kim for making fun of others?!?! EVERYONE does. Damn, this whole website is filled with recaps making fun of people...and, you're still here reading and laughing.

The hypocrites here are too transparent.

Seems too obvious to need stating, but there is a world of difference between snarking about people on tv (yeah, it's a bit cruel, but they're fair game, and that's what reality tv is there for) and taking such delight in cutting up the people you live with behind their back, and then being completely two-faced about it.

J-Unit,
I figured there was some bit of sarcasm involved...but thank you for the clarification.

From the "original" hmmm from post #12

J-Unit,
I figured there was some bit of sarcasm involved... thank you for the clarification.

Seriously, get over it already. wah, wah wah, stop yer whining. People are such hypocrites.

"Puhleeze. Grow up, get a job and go out and buy a freaking sense of humor."

OK "me" (#28) everything said has been done to make fun of racial or sexual stereotypes but your "get a job" comment is way out of line. Totally racists and show that you think all black people are sitting at home collecting welfare. No, you cannot defend it by saying it was a sarcastic comment because it wasn't.

My advise to you is to keep your opinions to yourself lest some of your true feeling show through.

To: You suck,
YOU don't make any sense. Didn't they just say thanks for clearing up the misunderstanding. What's hypocritical about that. Geesh...let's just move on.

America's next...
You know. I have really enjoyed reading your comments in the past. But I'm just curious as to why you would infer from my "get a job" comment I was talking about black people??? Contextually speaking the "get a job" comment was made to imply that the people with said sticks jammed up their asses would have to purchase their senses of humor because they obviously weren't born with them. Black, white, hispanic, asian or otherwise. I don't come here to comment on race relations, I never have and I never would.

wow, and i just wanted to comment on how i saw toccara on the cover of a hair maf=gazine, but i guess i thought this was the antm page, not the rant and rave about race relations and stereotypes site, fight it out somewhere else, HERE we want to mindlessly chatter about people we will never meet, so we can say whatever we want because they put themselves on tv for our viewing pleasure, take your moral stances elsewhere, im here to talk top model

me (#41)

OK. point taken. too hung over to argue. lol need more sleep. Dogwood & Pussywillows!

Wow, there are some anger balls out here.

Nic looks like an alien when she has her glasses on.

good lord people! it is interesting how people perceive what j-unit wrote to mean. i read it and think he is taking a light-hearted, sarcastic approach to the industry of pimps and ho's. "bitch where my money?" please, thats clearly pimp talk...

so all you sensitive candy-asses need to direct your anger towards the rap industry that clearly does more to promote such socio-ethnic tensions than some hilarious recap.

and props to # 31 for bringing in hitler for some levity.

I am glad that Lisa went home. I agree with J-Unit, she would not have been a good cover girl spokesmodel. It is not so much the age (Nikki Taylor is in her 30s now) so much as it is the hard look that she has. I am personally a Nicole fan - she is adorably and a little immature but extremely talented.

ahhh, i am back after ruining several people's lives with an accidental spoiler. again, my apologies. (and if you want my home address so you can send me arsenic love letters, let me know.)

i am still taking bets on the kim Vs. bre situation. and i'm actually starting to like bre a bunch. her no-nonsense attitude and the fact that she's constantly saying "i'm gonna win this shit" is pretty convincing. she's either going to win america's next top model, or she's going to sing jazz & scat at a dive bar on tuesdays. there are no other options for bre.

again, if they don't get rid of good ol' 'fish face' jayla soon, i'm gonna start beating up random homeless people and old ladies until i get results. i'm serious.

p.s. thanks for agreeing with me j-unit. i'll bet you one pounder of pabst blue ribbon that bre takes the whole prize and kim ends up shanked in her sleep...oh wait, that's prison break...

clearly, its racist.

how is it racist if j-unit is black? i'm just assuming from his south park character, but that would be like me sitting around calling irish and italian people drunks and fat assholes - i'm allowed to do it because i'm irish and italian. i thought that was the deal with stereotypes?

this PC bullshit better calm down real quick cause i know damn well that i didn't start posting on tvgasm to hear a bunch of old woman sitting around bitching about the JOKES. if you don't like the jokes, www.tvguide.com will supply you with all of your television needs. jesus christ with this BS already...

any one can be racist or say racist things, the words dont change effect or lose value cuz of skin color. my whole problem was the over exaggerated stereotype, as if becuz the girls are black or urban, that everything he said is what they are used to. just my opinion not tryin to stir the pot. thats just how i read it.

and im not old im only 20. but i am a woman :).

well the words do change effect and lose value is you cannot properly spell said words.

Please hat. Please use apostrophes. And spell check the word "cause"

k

YEs, I agree, please keep the discussion focused on ANTM, this was a good episode! If you hate me, send me an e-mail. I really like the ones where people say ythey will get all of our advertisers to stop pull their ads. The girls said they weren't used to be treating so nicely, and I thought it was odd because they are being treated the way any person should treat a lady, or another human being for that matter.

Re: Kim,

I honestly didn't like her picture that much. Her lips are nice, but I think Nicole, Lisa, and Nik haver her beat. Her nose looks like it is smushed against the glass.

I hope that the next show Bre and Kim make up for the slack now that Lisa is gone.

Yours,

J "Not as racist as Hitler, but twice as funny" Unit

Hey if yall want some cheap racist out of line humor, go check out sarah Silvermans new flick "Jesus is Magic".......

My money is on 'I want to be a High School Junior Forever' Nicole. She's cute, young, and has that TOP MODEL body. She just needs to get that edge and a DFWM (don't fuck wit me) diva attitude.

Bre is a hamburger away from being Nel Carter and Nik is a complete Dingbat when it comes to doing Go Sees and interviews. Kim is just... how can I say this?... pussy fixated.

That was a very good explanation J-Unit and it's actually how I perceived it, because I am not racist.

I cannot wait until tonight's episode when Kim and Bre go at it. I hope Bre puts Kim in her place. Actually, I know Bre will put Kim in her place. Go Bre!!!

And I hope Tyra eliminates both Jayla and Kim tonight or I might be pulling my hair out for real.

bre one hamburger away from nell carter? are you serious? she look sjust as thin as the rest, jayla must go tonight i cannot take her anymore, the diaper episode was on again last night and i couldn't stop laughing at her silent scream
-i really don't think any of these girls are top model material, not compared to the other seasons

Both Bre and Kim have body types that are prone to putting on pounds fast. You can see Kim already beefing up and Bre is only skinny cause she's barely past puberty. Give her a year and some food and it's bye bye Blackbird.

Like Keenyah from last year Bre has a fat face and people generally grow into their facial features. If you have a fat face during puberty, guess what, you're SOL. People with skinny faces during puberty are generally skinny for life. Yay. Yes I know I'm generalizing but that's my opinion. Bre is Nel Carter during her younger years. Dogwood & Pussywillows.

i am so pissed off that i have to fly home tonight. i'm totally going to miss this episode...i wish i had a time machine or something...

What does SOL stand for?

You may be right with the generalization but its not right all the time (i hope). I always had chubby cheeks but was always really really skinny. Although I am not as bony as I was when I was younger, I lost my face fat and now I am still thin at 25. So Im hoping you are wrong. LOL

Shit out of luck.

congrats mam, you beat the odds..

hey ppl i just want to say im so happy that lisa went home i just thout she would be one fo the 3 but turns out her weirdness got her gone !!!! oh ya and i think jyla or w.e goes home i seriously dont like her !!! i love kim and nicole

hey for all u jayla and bre and nik lovers ure going down cuz either nicole or kim r gunna win they actually look like a model !!! and bre has a bitchy attitude nik is to quite and jayla is a bitch to

I don't really like any of these girls. I think the casting could of been better.

Glad Lisa is gone, she looked a little worn out, and clearly has been a 'few times around that track'...so much that the track is no longer paved, its back to being dirt...

I had picked Jayla out from the beginning to win, but now maybe it will be Nic?

KH

hey i missed who was eliminated on the night of thanksgiving. any one know who it was>?? thanks

kim was eliminated, and it was about time!

J-unit - Your whole "Nevermind the Bullocks" blog was terrible. Thanks for the rant of someone who clearly has no insight and is easily led by editing and media manipulation.

What a waste of time.

Amber(#70) -- "Bullocks"?!

We're not talking cattle, here.

It's a Sex Pistol's ref.

Lol, I love how everyone said that Kim would definitely be in the top three-as if they knew a spoiler. HA! Even though she did grow on me a little, i knew she wouldnt make it.

I am soooo mad that kim got voted off! I loved her!! Especially in that black and white photo shoot, does anyone have that picture btw? I cant find it anywhere! l8erness...
~me