There is a difference between writing a clever, snarky TVGasm post & writing a post filled with loathing and distain. This is one of the key reasons I have not been posting on AMISH IN THE CITY these past few weeks.
Certainly, plenty has happened. You have Amish kids experiencing things for the first time (about 12 times per episode). Then there is Whitney comparing herself to the Amish cause she has never done certain things before (Like said "No" to a deep-fried, double cheeseburger with sugar syrup). Just last week we saw Ariel pet a fish to death, twisted bitch. Hell, we have even bore witness to Mose in mid chisel of his new invention....a wooden heart with a stick poking out of it...OHHH WHAT WILL IT BECOME!?
So, with all this and more happening, why have I not been able to post?
Whenever I try to post on what has happened, I tend to get caught up in my distain for these three douche-bags:
Jase was a terribly annoying man in the Big Brother house, but he was annoying in a way that didn't hurt anyone and made for good TV. These three vultures of cultures, however, are completely evil. I have proof that they eat puppies and microwave babies after the jump.
Ok, so I don't have proof they microwave babies, but it doesn't mean these aren't the nastiest people on television.
I really think this Rumspringa thing is a big deal for these Lincoln dressing, horse riders. I think they will be basing a lifelong decision on this experience. Do I stay Amish? Or do I play X-Box, use a vacuum cleaner and lose the beano stick. Well, if I were to live with Whitney, Megan and Reese for 2 months, chances are I would be fleeing for the hills of Amishville!
These three are the nastiest, most fowl people that LA has to offer. It has nothing to do with the stereotypes they so tenderly fit into and has everything to do with their evility...is that a word? Ok, one good thing has come of these three; I invented a new word in the English language to describe them, "evility".
First is the she-male looking Megan. Initially, I didn’t like her because I am a fan of judging books by their covers. (By the way I hear the Divinci Code is great..pretty cover). This chick-with-dick began grating my nuts when she was talking about being such a party girl with delusions of sex appeal. It should be known I really hate hot people who know they are hot - one of the many reasons I hated The Player. But what I have discovered I hate almost equally as much are crispy scabby people who think they are hot and give off that hot person attitude. Enter The Megan. I feel badly for Kevan, one of the few city kids with a heart, for being duped into having a romantic interest in this nut-tucker. One of the only things more revolting than the layers of Ben-Nye face paint she shovels onto her mug is her negative attitude, narrow mindedness, self-absorbance, holier than though mentality. OK so that’s more than one thing. This "LA fasionista" (her words not mine) thrives on the drama and always seems to be in the middle of it. But not nearly as badly as.....
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Comments (7)
If Norm MacDonald ever had a gay lovechild, it would be Reese.
1 of 7 | Posted by b-side | Posted on August 30, 2004 10:54 AM
I would watch the show if it was just about the Amish going into the city and exploring the world and all.
But when they add that MTV Real World vibe, well, I am so over it.
2 of 7 | Posted by Genevieve | Posted on August 30, 2004 1:37 PM
thank you for not verbally lashing me! i tend to be on the same page as you when it comes to personality gauging. you crack me up made you laugh is right.
3 of 7 | Posted by k-von | Posted on September 2, 2004 11:03 AM
Reese - old, sad, ugly - wear more make-up Mary cuz' you will need it when you morph into a faded trannie at a dusty caberet in THAT BACKWATER YOU SPRANG FROM if somebody doesn't off ya at Pride. Try opening up that tiny pea brain of yours - Straight guys don't like ugly chicks - I mean ugly guys like you. You are too old for Kevan anyway - just like Megan was.
Megan - old sad ugly!! - wear more makeup so you & Reese can cover old Liza Minnelli standards in the aforementioned caberet. LA fashionista? Hmmmmmmmmmmm, nope - Paris Hilton you ain't. Did I mention dumb and skanky? Get an education girl - you will never get by on your looks - What is that on your lip? Didja get it from Reese?
Whitney - young sad fat and ugly - try breaking outta that stereotype. Maybe your boyfriend wasn't shot - maybe he's just hiding from you.
4 of 7 | Posted by Suzie | Posted on September 3, 2004 8:33 AM
As a gay man it really bothers me the caliber of people reality shows pick as the "token gay male". Reese honestly makes me want to be straight. He is such a moron that I believe its people like him that give the public their misconceptions of the gay community. I wish they would put on "normal" gay peple instead of this swishing twink wannabe fairy!
5 of 7 | Posted by Anthropologist | Posted on September 10, 2004 4:09 PM
i hate to get to attached to these ppl in reality shows ever since i discovered dirty sanchez was staged tho i wished there was more of Randy and Mirrian that was cruel to stick x's together
@suzie maybe Whitney sat on her boyfreind while looking for more salad dressing lost forever in one of the folds
Whitney was fine
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7 of 7 | Posted by she-male | Posted on November 11, 2004 8:50 AM