Unfortunately, for reality shows that follow The Real World prototype (sticking a bunch of people in house for six months and letting them deconstruct), final episodes are often anticlimactic. After a whole season of escalating bickering and personal attacks, everything seems to go out the window as everyone kisses and makes up. Damn you people for suddenly acting mature and thoughtful! I'm trying to watch a show here! I don't want to see Whitney getting along with Mose! I want to see them throwing Beano sticks at each other!

Oh well. I guess these people did have to live with each other. Then again, because these people did have to live with each other, you'd think they'd be civil and polite all along, you know, like any decent human being. Of course, not all of us are hard-wired like the committee of self-absorption that is Reese, Whitney, Nick and Megan; so we don't know what's it's like to actually be incapable of compromise or common courtesy.

Reese, who had spent the season taking the gay rights movement back about fifty years, spent the final show doing... well, nothing. I guess that's to be expected in the "nice" episode. He did finally have an overdue heart to heart with Kevan, which is just dandy, and he did babble about pursuing a career in art, but overall, this gay version of Norm MacDonald really ought to do us all a favor and go away for a very very long time. I swear, if I hear his buzzsaw voice one more time, I might throw a shoe at my TV (lightly, wouldn't want to break it after all).

Also raising my ire was Nick, who spent the whole season being too cool for everything. No matter what the activity, he always had a faux-tough guy response that usually had to do with Boston. Regarding spas: "I'm from Boston, we don't do that." Regarding manual labor: "I'm from Boston, we don't do that." Regarding maturity and respectful communication: "I'm from Boston, we don't do that." Listen, Nick. We got your head shot. You can stop auditioning. We know you're a "tough guy" from Boston.

Probably the best part of the finale for me was watching the crew hit up The Key Club in West Hollywood. In a random bit of staging, the club's talent booker pulled Nick and Mose into her private office/old trailer (don't ask) and asked questions about the East Coast music scene. Once again, Nick went into his usual routines of idiocy ("Music scene? W-w-what is that?? I don't do music scenes") which led the booker to call him an asshole. Fantastic. I'd been waiting all season for that.