TVgasm Recaps - Amish in the City: You Dont WannAmish This -- PART 1

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WARNING TO THE AMISH: THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN "CITY LIFE" SPOILERS

Very exciting news!! There is a brand new network on my TV...it is called the UPN.

I have no clue how long it has been there. On that channel it used to be WTN, the White Trash Network filled with NASCAR, WWE, COPS re-runs etc. But, now it seems to have changed to a network that airs silly, mindless and downright stupid shows....just my type.

So let us dig in.

On tonight’s season premiere of AMISH IN THE CITY, the UPN provides a unique look into the Amish journey of discovery, known as rumspringa, as a group of 5 young Amish adults leave their spiritually devout, rural communities to experience life in the big city, with six aspiring actors....sorry, "roommates" from Hollywood.

Let's meet the pack:

THE AMISH:

	Ruth, 20. Factory worker and the oldest girl of 13 children, Ruth was raised on a farm in Ohio in an Old Order manner. Cute and energetic, she had numerous duties on the farm as well as inside the home...and oh yeah, she’s a wicked hot Amish chick.
	Miriam, 21. Waitress and hotel maid. One of 13 children, Miriam was brought up in a religious family on an 80-acre farm in Ohio, growing corn and raising animals. Her father is a bishop, her brother is a deacon and her uncle is a pastor of the church. But she looks smoking hot in a 2 piece, painted on bikini.
	Randy, 24. Construction worker, is one of seven children raised on an 80-acre corn farm in Indiana. As with Amish custom, Randy grew up without electricity in his home or a car; instead, he customized his horse-drawn buggy. In addition to traditional Amish garb, this kind hearted Forest Gump adorns his body with ripped up muscle layered on ripped up muscle with a light and delicate coat of perfect tight tan skin.
	Jonas, 20. Construction worker, was raised in a strict Old Order manner in Iowa. Sharp, independent and confident, he enjoys riding horses, playing pool and reading. A self-described "bad boy," has been known to say "shit."
	Mose, 24. Construction worker/former teacher. Mose grew up on a farm in Wisconsin, working the fields and laboring in the family sawmill. Raised in a strict Old Order manner, he taught school in his community for three years. Intellectual, mature and artistic, he invents and constructs gadgets and toys in his spare time, often giving them as gifts to friends and family. One of his numerous inventions is...a stick. Ok, this dude is seriously Amish.