It's time for another Auditiongasm! Twice a year, we ask you dear readers who think you might have the chops to make TVgasm gasm, well, gasm. Almost every writer came to this site by auditioning for the masses, and it's worked out pretty well so far!

If you've ever wanted to ridicule strangers, you just might have found your calling. Interested? Shoot me mail at Flipit75@gmail.com with the subject AUDITIONGASM and I'll get a randomly chosen cheesefest sent back to you so the competition can begin! Love, and happy Tues.