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Oscar Blog 2008: Where Are My Tears, Bitches??

Welcome to a lackluster celebration of celebrity! My heart sank as I watched The Oscars. I could milk more humor from the Menendez Brothers E! True Hollywood Story. But alas here we are, the most important night in The Entertainment Industry and therefore THE WORLD, so you better be watching, eyes glazing over with the rest of us. This journey won't take four hours of your life, nor a little piece of your soul, so let's begin!

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This awards show needs an operatic serial killer.

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CLIPGASM: TVgasm goes to Spikes Scream 2007

Last week Spike aired the SCREAM 2007 AWARDS and TVgasm was on the red carpet. We had hoped to show this footage last week, but due to technical problems, we are just now able to show you the footage.

Below, enjoy Moviegasmer Sutter Cane who's weekly box office reports and reviews can be seen in the Newsgasm section as well as Newsgasm guru Nads as they take you to the SCREAM 2007.

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Contest: iPod Nano from the CMA's

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is it just me, or does it appear that this years CMAs
are brought to you by Starfleet Academy?

To help promote the CMA's on ABC, TVgasm is offering a CMA prize pack to one of our readers and their viewers.

Included in the Prize Pack will be:

CMA BAG
CMA MUG
CMA TSHIRT
iPod Nano

By my count, thats over a trillion dollars in prizes. . . though math is not my strong suit.

All you have to do to win is tune in to ABC on November 7th at 8/7c and watch the CMA's. I am not a huge fan of awards shows, so after you watch the show instead of emailing me your favorite moment, I want you to email me the bottom 3 moments of the show and why there were bad. The good things will wind up on youtube, but the bad stuff Ill never get to see and that's where you come in. Email me at madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com, subject line CMA. The best of the worst as deemed by me will win the prize pack - - as always, originality counts so have fun with this. Entries will be accepted until November 9th, 11:59pm PST.

Remember: Contests like these, news and more can always be found by clicking on over to our newsgasm section. Now TB free!

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Contest: iPod Nano from the CMA's

Cma Awards.Black.Small-1
is it just me, or does it appear that this years CMAs
are brought to you by Starfleet Academy?

To help promote the CMA's on ABC, TVgasm is offering a CMA prize pack to one of our readers and their viewers.

Included in the Prize Pack will be:

CMA BAG
CMA MUG
CMA TSHIRT
iPod Nano

By my count, thats over a trillion dollars in prizes. . . though math is not my strong suit.

All you have to do to win is tune in to ABC on November 7th at 8/7c and watch the CMA's. I am not a huge fan of awards shows, so after you watch the show instead of emailing me your favorite moment, I want you to email me the bottom 3 moments of the show and why there were bad. The good things will wind up on youtube, but the bad stuff Ill never get to see and that's where you come in. Email me at madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com, subject line CMA. The best of the worst as deemed by me will win the prize pack - - as always, originality counts so have fun with this. Entries will be accepted until November 9th, 11:59pm PST.

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Real Places: Fox Reality Awards

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The Fox Reality Awards were held last night in Hollywood, and those suckas let me, ChickBomb and our good friend and local hero Trisha in to make trouble. We were skeptical at first. Trisha took one look around the room and said "How can you tell who anyone is under all those layers of makeup? It's like a room of casserole faces."

Everyone was really nice, like they had no idea we were just going to come home and make fun of them with you. Hullo. Smarten up, reality stars! You will notice that there are zero pictures of Chickbomb in this article. Sorry, but she insists on maintaining her private life. Instead, you will get me, my eight chins, and Trisha. Let's get to it!

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February 26, 2008:Oscar Blog 2008: Where Are My Tears, Bitches??

October 30, 2007:CLIPGASM: TVgasm goes to Spikes Scream 2007

October 25, 2007:Contest: iPod Nano from the CMA's

:Contest: iPod Nano from the CMA's

October 3, 2007: Real Places: Fox Reality Awards

September 18, 2007:Recap: The Emmys: Part Two

September 17, 2007:Recap: Emmy Pre-Show

September 4, 2007:TVgasm Fall Predictions

August 21, 2007:The Fat One hits the carpet

August 20, 2007:Fox gives Ryan Seacrest the Emmys