by ChickBomb, Dreamgirl, Capri, Lushy and Belladonna
Three hours and two more bottles of champagne later, and rest of the crew arrives. While I scrape Lushy off the patio furniture, say hello to Dreamgirl, Capri and Belladonna. Air kisses abound, we toast and then we gossip. Then we miss the beginning of the Emmys. So let's pick it up there.
Seacrest is looking pale.
CB: Oh shit, we missed the first three minutes.
Dreamgirl: You're great at this blogging thing, CB.
CB: Shut up and drink your drink. OK, here we are. Ryan's opening monologue.
Capri: I still can't believe Ryan Seacrest's hosting the Emmys.
CB: I'm happy for him. I listen to him on the radio in the morning. And I'm obsessed with American Idol.
Capri: He does the Emmys, the morning show, E! News and American Idol.
Dreamgirl: It takes a lot of work to take your mind off the fact that you're a huge closet case.
Capri: He knows who designed Eva Longoria's shoes on site!
Dreamgirl: I rest my case.
Capri: Oh, did he just diss Teri Hatcher?
CB: Yeah, I think they dated and it ended in a not cool way.
Felicity Huffman: Unamused
Belladonna: I love Teri's dress.
CB & Lushy: It's Badgley Mischka.
Dreamgirl: Did Seacrest tell you that?
Capri: There's Raymond.
CB: I sat near him on an airplane once, and they were playing his TV show, and he was so embarrassed, it was so cute.
Dreamgirl: Comedians are usually lo-pro.
Capri: He's funny.
Belladonna: I always preferred King Of Queens to Raymond.
CB: I don't think you're the only one. OK, Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy. Any preferences? I like Neil Patrick Harris.
Dreamgirl: Jeremy Piven.
Capri: Jeremy Piven.
CB: I know, but I feel like the writing on Entourage is going a little downhill for Ari. Yelling "douchebag" every five seconds isn't funny.
Capri: Don't say bad things about Entourage.
(Piven wins.)
CB: Well, good for him. He's a local Malibu boy, I always see him at Coffee Bean, but he's the kind of celeb who's really loud and wants everyone to notice him.
Lushy: Shocking.
We see you.
Belladonna: He hit on Slutty Peripheral Friend at Privilege once.
Capri: Did she go for it?
Belladonna: She says no, but I'm not so sure.
Dreamgirl: America Ferrara looks good. Has she lost weight?
Capri: Ugly Betty is the cutest show.
CB: I actually just watched it for the first time last week. I loved it.
Capri: I would have thought you'd watch that all the time. That's so your kind of show.
CB: It's on opposite The Office, so if I'm around, I opt for that.
Capri: You really need Tivo.
CB: I can't. I would have no life.
Belladonna: I don't know about all those feathers.
Dreamgirl: Yeah, they're very love them or hate them.
Belladonna: Hate, then.
CB: Really? Me and Lushy loved them.
Lushy: I didn't say loved.
CB: Best Supporting Actor in a drama. Anyone? I'm for Christophuuuuuh. I want a Sopranos sweep.
Dreamgirl: Is that the gay guy from Grey's Anatomy? He's not so great.
Belladonna: I know, but he had all that controversy, and controversy gets you far.
Capri: Locke wins! He's sexy.
CB: Whatever. OK, Tina Fey and Julia Louise Dreyfus are presenting for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy. I want Jamie Pressley. She totally goes there with the role, and she's really excited about the whole thing.
Belladonna: I like the chick from Weeds.
CB: Yay! Jamie P! Wait, what's she wearing? I read something in one of the weeklies that she was working out like crazy to lose her baby weight for a hot Emmy dress.
Lushy: It's very...drapey.
Belladonna: It doesn't do anything for her.
Dreamgirl: "The little engine that could that finally did." So scripted.
CB: I think Earl is hot.
Capri: You just like the mustache.
CB: I admit it.
Capri: CB lost it to a guy with a mustache, that's why she likes them.
Dreamgirl: CB, that's kind of gross.
CB: I know. But trust me, he was hot.
Belladonna: Katherine Heigl just corrected the Emmy announcer lady who said her name wrong.
It's Britney, bitch.
Capri: Good for her.
CB: I don't care about this award. Time for refills.
Capri: It's Ellen! I love Ellen!
Belladonna: Ellen's cool.
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Comments (2)
Dreamgirl, I too am WAY over Calista Flockhart. Egad, why doesn't someone tell her that cheek implants and lip collagen, coupled with that "my lips are stuck in a hoover" pout aren't exactly a potion for 'youth' or a fan club. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Have you ever seen Rachel Dratch do her on SNL? Hilarious.
1 of 2 | Posted by CornflakeGirl70 | Posted on September 19, 2007 7:45 PM
I think you meant "on sight" re Seacrest and his supelative knowledge of couture shoes.
BTW -- it was an easy one. All Louboutin shoes have that same red sole and inner heel. That's why I want a pair so badly. Those in the know will see you are super stylish without branding yourself as a fash vic.
Okay, that is a very telling observation (back to Seacrest) but -- and I know I am ALONE in this -- I do not think Seacrest is actually gay.
I think he deserves a great deal of props for putting up with all the relentless comments and gags at his expense with such good grace.
Having coming to his defense, I will add that he made for a boring awards show host.
Also, I thought every time they cut to that dead mirror ball, it was a vision switching blip (ie cut to the wrong camera) but they were censoring!
Weird!
2 of 2 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on September 21, 2007 5:21 PM