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Inside the TV Guide Emmy Party - TVgasm

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Jonny Fairplay and Madeyoulaugh: reunited at last.

Madeyoulaugh may no longer be writing for TVgasm, but he still keeps us in his heart. That's why he sent us these exclusive, dimly lit, camera-phone pics from inside the TV Guide Emmy Party. Prepare to have your breath taken away.

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TVgasm friend Michael Tarshi. I tried to lighten this picture and change the colors, but all I managed to do was make Tarshi look like a spectral vision from The Ring.

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Missy Elliot performs on crutches. I'm sure there's some donut-related backstory here.

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Finally, an un-pretty picture of Reichen.


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Before you die, you see the Tarshi.

So was the TV Guide party attended only by reality show participants, or are there some blurry pictures of Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher glaring at Felicity Huffman yet to come?

so did madeyoulaugh make out with johnny fairplay? hahahaha

No, but Johnny Fairplay pooped on MYL.

I liked Johnny Fairplay when they originally called him PUCK.

//david spade

Seeing as how Madeyoulaugh came within a foot of Jon Dalton (WHo keeps calling himself "Fairplay" as if its a valuable brand name) my condolences on the inevatable onset of hepatitis C.

Hey, I hate this stuipid website. You know you loved Kill Reality bitches!!

Far be it from me to stand up for Johnny Fairplay, but I will stand up for Jon Dalton who is the guy I must have met. He was remarkably nice and approchable, seemed sober and was with his wicked hot "girlfriend" who was on Americas Next Top Model (she took the photo).

MYL

MYL, which girl?

who is johnny fairplay? is he a jackass wannabe who does stupid things on camera to get a rise out of people?

Flipping off the camera. Boy Johnny, you sure are original.

Michelle from "America's Top Model 4" I refuse to watch the show on account of my distain for pretty people who feel entitled so I had no clue who she was until he said "This is Michelle from 'Americas Next Top Model 4.' She's my girfriend.

MYL

wait a minute, Michelle from ANTM publically said she was a lesbian while she was on the show. I guess she switched teams?

I can't remember if she said she was a lesbian or bi? Either way, I kind of liked her and would have thought she'd have more sense than to screw Johnny. Groooooooss can you imagine the diseases he's carrying?

I know it is kinda short notice but in twenty minutes for East Coasters (don't know when that is for the westcoasters), Tarshi will be on How Do I Look on the Style channel. His girlfriend is gonna be on and he is a consultant.

All I remember of Michelle from ANTM was that she was bisexual& had the creeping crud growing ALL over her face, and freaked her roommates out- they thought they were gonna catch it. ANTM sent her to the doctor for it. It was TRULY gross, and the makeup couldn't even cover it up.
I guess now we can put together the timeline of when Johnny SuckAss met his girlfriend...
bwahahaha

1006 people reading TVgasm!?!?!!!

Jonny Fairplay on a "date" with the lesbain with the flesh eating bacteria from ANTM. THats too perfect.

Michelle was the ugliest contestant on the show. She looks like a man and had some crazy flesh eating disease, which will now mutate with Johnny's various diseases. Let's just hope we can quarantine them before it's too late.

Oh my god, we called Michelle "Moose".

And who doesn'r remember that she wasn't that hot, what with the FACE FALLING OFF disease and all.
And the crying ALL THE TIME.
And the fact that she is a WRESTLER from INDIANA.

Fairplay and Moose. I guess that in the alternate universe, they're some version of George and Gracie.
Although, I really kind of hope not.

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OMG, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! I remember when it was like 97 people are reading TVgasm.