This Sunday was the Emmy's which of course means Emmy parties!
You may remember last year during my hiatus from TVgasm, I took some photos with a terrible camera phone at the TVGUIDE Emmy party, to send to J-Unit & B-Side, that year my big "get" was Johnny Fairplay. But this year, I am back with TVgasm, and I felt an obligation, nay a duty, to get good story and good photos for you our loyal readers. Well I am here to tell you I sorta failed. I mean I got some great photos, and incredible video which we will be sharing on here in the next day or so, but the more drunk I got the more shameful asskissy I became. I apologize in advance for the PerezHiltian photos..that is to say, there is way too much "me" but I think you'll still like.
Before I begin with the photos, I have a very random story from last night that I didn't photographically document, but was fun enough to share nonetheless.
I was at the TVGUIDE party and I noticed a chick there who looked oddly familiar to me. I walked up to her and said, "Did you go to U of A?" Her eyes immediately lit up and she recognized me from our brief stint together in college. We chat about life back in ol' Tucson and the obligatory "What are you doing?" line came up. I gave her my brief reply and then asked her "What have you been up to since college?" To the shock of few, I'm an idiot. You see, this friend of mine from college apparently has become quite famous but from a show I never watch so I had no clue she's become an A or B lister. Anyway, I felt rather dumb. But for those of you who watch the O.C. you may be interested to know my friend is still incredibly sweet and was a hell of a costumer back in the day.
Last night taught me a few things. One, there is no such thing as too much ass kissery when it comes to celebs. It's like oxygen to them. Two, I shouldn't drink tequila that can be lit on fire. And three, I think I like Pink.
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Comments (28)
Great pics MYL! You must have had a helluva night and your commentary was hilarious! "How about a blank check?" is a great snarky comeback line. I can't believe you met MARTY CASEY!!! I'm so jealous (but I hope your asskissing gets you the girl). I look forward to the video as I will gasm vicariously through you. Thanks! :)
1 of 28 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on August 29, 2006 7:07 AM
So Jealous.
MYL, Can I go with you next time?
Please Please Please?
2 of 28 | Posted by Court_Love
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Posted on August 29, 2006 7:32 AM
Wow! Looked like you had a lot of fun! Nice pictures, MYL! :)
3 of 28 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on August 29, 2006 8:21 AM
Um, since it's SAmaire, I'm wondering if we should call bluff?
Sarah Chalke is so rad, love her. But Zach Braff looks kind of like he wants to kill you. And McGinley's crazy enough to actually attack. I think you're lucky you made it out alive.
And I thought we agreed never ever ever to speak of THAT interview ever ever again.
4 of 28 | Posted by tvtvtv
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Posted on August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
You got to meet PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was he nice, what did he say? What did you say? Did you sniff him too?
5 of 28 | Posted by Pamsey
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Posted on August 29, 2006 9:05 AM
Rent AND Wicked?!? Oh, be still my heart! I would LOVE to meet Idina and Kristin and, quite frankly, any of the Rent OBC or movie cast. Granted, this is TVgasm not Broadwaygasm, but I would love-love-love a little more 'gasm attention to the Broadway Musicals. Except Oklahoma. I hate that Surrey with the Fringe on Top song. ugh.
6 of 28 | Posted by JayhawkAnne
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Posted on August 29, 2006 9:46 AM
The lame sounds of Bob the bachelor....anybody have his booking agency's contact info 'cause my bday is coming up!
7 of 28 | Posted by fulfill_the_dream_78
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:09 AM
The lame sounds of Bob the bachelor....anybody have his booking agency's contact info 'cause my bday is coming up!
How the hell does a party go from Pink to Bob in one night?
8 of 28 | Posted by fulfill_the_dream_78
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:10 AM
I don't think I've ever had as much fun living vicariously thru someone else! Thanks MYL!
BTW, I heard Zach Braff said this is his last season on Scrubs, as he wants to pursue a movie career. If he has this thin of skin for not winning an Emmy, I see another David Caruso on the horizon.
9 of 28 | Posted by tvaholic
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:15 AM
Thanks MYL!
Those were great pics.
And you answered the burning question I have had in my mind for what seems like forever now...
What Seth Macfarland thought of that South Park episode!
I feel complete.
10 of 28 | Posted by MariaIsabell
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:18 AM
Done like a true A lister! OMG - you touched Phil whilst doing a Phil-eye....BEAUTIFUL SYNCRONICITY - suave
11 of 28 | Posted by Belinda
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:31 AM
PINK??DEBRA MESSING??? JAMIE PRESLEY?? Ugh dammit. I should've never ripped up that talent agency card I got... I could've possibly been at that party in about .. five-ten years.. :(
12 of 28 | Posted by LagunaBeached
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Posted on August 29, 2006 10:39 AM
"So I did my best James Dean and screamed through tears "You're tearing me apart!!!" before running away in dramatic fashion."
I can so see you as James Dean, madeyoulaugh. You know he wore glasses, too. Part of me wants to be so above the asskissery but part of me is so envious.
Tell me you sniffed Phil, right? Seriously, you had to sniff the Phil!
13 of 28 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on August 29, 2006 11:17 AM
Phil!!!
Jellis!!! :(
14 of 28 | Posted by CrazyTrain
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Posted on August 29, 2006 11:36 AM
Now MYL, if I had known you were at the TV Guide party too, I would have looked for you. That'll teach me not to go wandering around seeing who I could run into.
Now about Wicked and Rent. You're not the only one who knows all the lines to those two musicals (amongst others). Did you go see Wicked at the OC Performing Arts Center? I went to the matinee of the show and took a friend who never saw the show but fell in love with it and now won't stop talking about it. If you ever wanna meet the OBC of Wicked (Idina, Kristen, etc), just let me know. My job grants me access to them.
15 of 28 | Posted by TVInsider
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Posted on August 29, 2006 12:37 PM
F McGinley. He probably didn't want his pic taken because he looks like Tim Burton there.
16 of 28 | Posted by noballs
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Posted on August 29, 2006 1:42 PM
Court_Love - Ill put you on my list of those to consider (assuming they have me back)
tvtvtv - no bluff, just a typo. Whats crazier is I saw her when she was on entourage and didnt blink twice. Not until I saw her in person did she look familiar to me from my real life.
Pamsey - For one to know the smell of phil, one must experience the smell of phil.
fulfill_the_dream_78 - When the video goes up, youll see bob was actually pretty good. I just didnt realize he was in the same celeb caliber as the rest.
TVInsider - Curious as to what you do...but you are assuming I havent met them already. Emmy night was dwarfed by my attending opening night of Wicked on Bwy....but thats another story all together with sadly far fewer and grainer photos. :(
S
17 of 28 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on August 29, 2006 1:50 PM
Here's some info on the "House" band:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-08-28-celebbands-main_x.htm
They're actually called Band From TV and they do all their performances for charity. Nice idea.
18 of 28 | Posted by Lisa
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Posted on August 29, 2006 2:31 PM
My bad MYL. Please accept my apologies for my blunder. How's this? If there is a next time and you'd like some better photos, I'll see what I can do :) In time all will be revealed what I do. I need to get my balance on the site for a little bit and be a regular commentor to the awesome snark TVGasm provides me while trying to get my work done. Isn't Idina and KC the best? I saw them a few days after opening night myself and to me, there is no other Glenda or Elphaba than those two. No offense to anyone who likes one of the other amazing actresses who have played the roles after them. I was just spoiled to see and hear those two first. This may be my downfall but I even went and saw the show when former NKOTB-er Joe McIntyre played Figero against Idina. If I could afford it, I'd go see the show in London later this year when Idina reprises her role.
Okay enough about my personal obsession with Wicked. LOL
19 of 28 | Posted by TVInsider
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Posted on August 29, 2006 3:22 PM
Oh MYL - promise us that you one day you'll use your Big Brother Holly voice to sing "Popular" on some random live blog. Your Holly impersination was one the funniest things I have ever seen on this site - seriously, I couldn't stop giggling.
I met Kristen Chenowyth once. Yes, she is quite tiny, but more importantly - she bedazzles!Yes, much like Tana from The Apprentice, the Cheno loves her bedazzeler and proudly showed me her latest Bedazzeler creation. She's the Queen...I love her, I love her, I lllooove her.
20 of 28 | Posted by Redhead
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Posted on August 29, 2006 4:00 PM
DUDE!!!!!
fellow TVgasm'er.... I too was at that party... sadly "moonlighting" (ill explain later) but what you didnt tell people about the "HOUSE BAND" is that Greg Grunberg was on Drums, and Bonnie Sommerville the lead singer, was lookin' HOT and sang her ass off (Off the short lived "Kitchen Confidential" and on the Garden State soundtrack (last track) b/c at the time Zach Braff was her BF... could also be the reason he was crying in the corner)
I saw a slew of other crazy celebs Jennifer L. Hewit... serious JUNK IN THE TRUNK! Ben Kingsley laying low in the corner with some "ladies"... and two random people making out in the open.. on their knees. I know.. odd.. and I think the boy was the face of that new TV show KYLE XY...
Maybe I will recap them on my LIVE BIG BROTHER:7 BLOG CAST ON THURSDAY ;) if you are lucky!!
-Hannah
21 of 28 | Posted by H-Boogie
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Posted on August 29, 2006 4:06 PM
Added info:
http://www.myspace.com/bandfromtv
The "house band" apparently has a real name... Band From TV... Lame... but here is their myspace page!!!
-Hannah
22 of 28 | Posted by H-Boogie
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Posted on August 29, 2006 4:26 PM
I'm saddened because I strongly suspect you didn't say T'TOW to Phil. :(
23 of 28 | Posted by Tabby Lavalamp
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Posted on August 29, 2006 7:31 PM
MYL- Just wanted to say "Bear Down, Arizona", but after your Phil Face, I'm not so sure, if I should...
24 of 28 | Posted by Laska
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Posted on August 29, 2006 7:43 PM
I love Scrubs but am on record as saying that John C. McGinley’s character is horrible and never, ever funny. So it’s gratifying to have my suspicions realized when you tell us what an utter and complete deuchebag he is. “I don’t do photos”. What the fuck is that? Are you afraid its going to steal your soul? Because god knows it can’t steal your sense of humor. Asshole.
I like to think of myself as a quality starfucker. I’d do it for pure ironic humor (any D list reality star) or true appreciation (Hugh Laurie, Pink). But Debra Messing? Waste of film. Or megabytes, depending on the style of camera.
And as much as I like Family Guy, South Park is just way, way, way more funny, smart and edgy. Family Guy is fart and poop jokes. Very funny fart and poop jokes, but still. Nothing can touch South Park.
So nice to see a cast member of One Ocean View. Even if it is the Q list playboy model trolling Emmy parties looking for a celebrity boyfriend. She isn’t worth licking Usman’s shoes!
Is it me or does the producer of the Amazing Race look like Robert Evans fat younger brother?
Was Omar Epps doing some gang symbol? Do we really want to perpetuate that stereotype? Let’s just hope it was him itching his thumb.
So honestly MYL, How was the coke? Don’t lie. We know all about you celebrity types.
25 of 28 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on August 29, 2006 8:19 PM
I am so jealous... you breathed the same air as Phil, Seth and the cast from Scrubs. Not only that, but you got to bitch out the Amazing Race people on the Family Edition. I am greenly envious!
26 of 28 | Posted by redhaiku
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Posted on August 30, 2006 12:47 AM
I wasn't feeling any jealousy until I saw the picture of Marty Casey. I am so crazy about him. And then I scroll down and see you met Phil too! Wow, what a night!
27 of 28 | Posted by dahrache
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Posted on August 30, 2006 9:25 AM
Must I ask - what does Jaime Pressly smell like?
28 of 28 | Posted by MorbidMuch
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Posted on August 31, 2006 5:04 AM