I haven't finished reading your recap, but you heard bad things about Once???! I must say, it was one of the best movies that I saw when it was realeased, plus the soundtrack is amazing. If any of those Enchanted songs had won over "Falling Slowly", someone would have been killed. As for Glen Hansgard and Markete Herglova dating, I'm gonna have to check that out.

Thanks so much for this recap, love it! I was late to my Oscar party so I came in just as Bardem was leaving the stage....guess I didn't miss much. But don't worry, it only took about half an hour to get as drunk as everyone else.

I love Cheno (Kristen Chenoweth), although honestly based on this telecast I can't tell why Enchanted made more than $250.00. I knew I couldn't go watch it after seeing that there were rats in it. Ugh. But I digress.

I have the ultimate respect for our men and women in the military, honestly I do. But, when that first soldier in Iraq started speaking, my entire drunken Oscar party said--in unison--"Don't ask, don't tell, girlfriend!". Nothing funnier.

My last comment: Colin Farrell, call me. Please. I'm a hot Black woman too. I'll sign over all the porno distribution rights, I promise. Please..??

"Then Jon Stewart calls Cameron Diaz "talented and beautiful". I would say annoying and used-up, but whatevs."

Laughed my ass off when I read that!!! I kept wondering how did some of those people get in there? Seriously? Is there any sane film lover who was actually excited to see Jessica Alba? Really? Please. Show me this person.

I have to agree with you on the Tommy Lee Jones clip. I kept thinking, "What is going on and where the hell are they?" It was quite distracting. Who chose that clip?

And Snarky, I totally agree with you about that one soldier. She betta fight!

funniest recap EVER.EVER.

There were so many random "celebrities", like Miley Cyrus, Cameron Diaz and Katherine Heigel...why were THEY presenters??!!
John Travolta looked like he was wearing a black bathing cap!

Whenever I see Beautiful Frankie I try to think of who he reminds me of, and I have to thanks you, yes, he is Penelope Cruz's twin sister!

Oh, and I love Jon Stewart, but he had, like, ONE joke that made me laugh out loud. it was just lame all around. I should have just NOT watched it and just read the recap instead!!

Melpadgett--

"John Travolta looked like he was wearing a black bathing cap!".

You owe me a new keyboard, 'cause I just spit up my Sprite on it from that.

I had been trying to come up with words to describe that hair, and was at a loss. Well done!