Flipit: Me and Trisha cornered Joe from Pick Up Artist and he was really cute and sweet. He's living in LA now and performing in some improv show. We promised to go see it, but all he wrote down on the little piece of paper he gave us was "Mon 8th 11pm#1 Free Karate Lessons. Umkay, thanks for that, buddy. Trisha tried some lines on him and then they did it behind a bush. That Mystery dude has really helped the world, hasn't he?
Trisha's smooth moves.
ChickBomb: The Pick Up Artist boys are all exactly like they seem on TV - sweet, but awkward.
Flipit: We saw Mystery while you were in the bathroom.
ChickBomb: It's a good thing I missed him, I would have gone screaming in the other direction.
Flipit: Fine, don't learn how to find a husband.
ChickBomb: Then we realize our hand stamps get us into the press room!
Flipit: Hullo! TVgasm's like important. Duh.
ChickBomb: I strolled in to hang around watching people come off the stage. Pumkin from Flavor is Love is there with a ton of cheap blond hair extensions. I also see Brigitte Neilson, the Sunset Tan girls, Chyna and Ron Jeremy milling around. Jeff Lewis from Bravo's Flipping Out comes over to talk for a while. He says doing his show was therapeutic. He is exceptionally nice. He gives me the name of his publicist, and is quite excited to do some internet press.
Flipit: We split up at this point, because hanging around the press makes me feel like a cheat and a liar. Besides, my husband was still outside. That Flipping Out guy came outside and we jumped on him. I said he was handsome and blahblahblah and then I tried to make BFF with his secretary. I. Love. Her. She made me take a ton of pics because she wanted to look just right. This is the one she finally approved.
We won the award for best moisturized trio of the night.
ChickBomb: I see Arissa from the Real World Las Vegas, but don't go up to her because I can't remember if she's Arissa or Irulan and I have the feeling that if I get it wrong, it will not be cool at all.
Flipit: Hello! You recap the Real World! HAHAHA. Me and Trisha cornered her. I told her I liked the part in the Vegas Reunited season where they had to go to group counseling and rolled their eyes the whole time and she said "Yeah, you know why? Cuz therapy doesn't work." Alrighty then. You should give it another try, crazy face. Kidding! She was really sweet and all, but you have to admit she has the craziest face in reality tv history. Sadly, that wasn't one of the categories at the awards show.
Stop trying to hide behind my huge face, Arissa!
ChickBomb: Then I see Bridget, one of the Girls Next Door, prancing around with an award. A second later, I turn around to see Kendra leading a pack of people including about five hot girls, Holly... and Hef! The pack stops right in front of me. Some security guard named Mark is not moving things along fast enough! Kendra yells at him, and nothing happens, then Hef yells at him and they move. Hef holds onto the back of Holly's dress and they skip out.
A couple of seconds later, some guy comes running out from the direction they came. He looks around the room with crazy eyes and crazier hair. Then he sees me and asks, "Did you see which way Hugh Hefner went?" I pointed in the opposite direction. You can thank me at the next poker night, Hef.
Flipit: I missed Hef!! ARGH! I got the guy from the Bunny Ranch. More old guys should wear diamond encrusted baseball caps, cuz they're really flattering.
You better hope Tim Gunn's not here.
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Comments (18)
Oh my god, you met Jen. That is amazing.
1 of 18 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on October 3, 2007 7:38 PM
You met JEN?!?!?!? I'm so jenelous!
2 of 18 | Posted by firecat | Posted on October 3, 2007 9:15 PM
OMG!!!!... what great pics. You guys met everyone...even Amber. I'm so jealous. Glad you shared with us. Sounds like you guys had a blast... free drinks?
3 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:23 AM
What great pics.... I'm so jealous. You guys got to meet everybody... even Amber. Thanks for sharing and Flipit honey, you look fabulous.... you and Zach have perfect teeth.
4 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:28 AM
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you.
5 of 18 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on October 4, 2007 4:40 AM
Aw, thanks guys. Best reality TV showmance = Flipit + Nick
6 of 18 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:34 AM
WTF? no pics of Dani???
i walk away from this site... never to return.
PDS
7 of 18 | Posted by poor, dead shannon | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:47 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
8 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:50 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
9 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:52 AM
damn... sorry for the double post
10 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:54 AM
Those pics are awesome. I love that you closed out with Sanjaya and Sanjayette...
11 of 18 | Posted by John Bender | Posted on October 4, 2007 6:55 AM
What, no pictures of my crush, Dr. Andy, the bestest bachelor of them all?
12 of 18 | Posted by Katrina Patina | Posted on October 4, 2007 8:38 AM
That was so great. Loved all the pics.Flipit, you and Chickbomb are so crazy. Was it my imagination or does Dick's girlfriend look like Jen? I love that you took a pic with Nick but not Dani! LOL!!
Love you!
13 of 18 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on October 4, 2007 9:59 AM
I seriously thought the pic of Britney guy was Heidi when I first scrolled down. LOL!
14 of 18 | Posted by kittygasm | Posted on October 4, 2007 10:03 AM
holla! poor, dead, shannon, you are not going to believe me, but when i was on the way home i was cracking up at myself for only getting a pic of nick and then i thought, shit, president team dani is gonna beat my ass. sorry! but she looked really gorgeous, if that helps. truth be told, standing next to that hot twig would've doubled my size. f her. give me the huge old dude from the bunny ranch any day!!
lime, thanks for the well wishes! psyched for ai to start again so i can hear from you more. miss ya. and pegster, leo stopped by and asked me to tell you to stop following him.
LOVE
15 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on October 4, 2007 12:11 PM
my goodness, that night seemed like a whirl wind.
I am so happy you are getting out and about in the name of TVGasm...... you rock.
i wish you could have met jared from kid antion, now that would have been totally the shit.
16 of 18 | Posted by reasontobe | Posted on October 4, 2007 3:58 PM
flipit, i had no idea you were such a looker!!!!
meee-ow.
17 of 18 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on October 8, 2007 9:25 AM
My dear darling Flipit, I caught a glimpse of your Q*bert head on the Awards last night (and was that the anonymous ChickBomb shown with you), and your amazing one line of who's the ambulance for (paraphrasing because I was all aflutter seeing you on the tube). In fact the tidbit of you reminded me of the glimpses of One Night in Paris shots sans the night vision! You minx! You're smile is infectious as always, but speaking of infectious...
You were so right about Chris Cracker being weird, he gives gay people a bad name! You should have kicked him in his Raisinets and told him to man up sissy boy! It so sad when such shameless harlotry is rewarded with celebrity, but speaking of harlotry...
Nick and Danielle, whores, showmance, romance, blomance! Does Dr Douche really get a cut anytime someone says showmance? That little bitch made a ton last night! =0P But speaking of bitches...
Donny Bonadouchey and Jonny Fairplaywithmecausenoonlikesme will of course win the bestest fight next year. I hope someone sues Jonny for smashing that camera with parts flying, you should have been there and dropped to the floor yelling "My eye, My eye, She's my little one eyed one eyed, she's the little one I love", but speaking of the one I love...
Mary Murphy is certainly not it! LORD have mercy, what program is she from, So You Think You Can Be Annoying? Lock, stock and barrel, someone needs to duct tape that yap shut but me thinks there is not enough duct tape in Cali to cover that project! Someone will have to get the boys from Build It Bigger on the job! But speaking of on the job...
I can't believe Mike Rowe is not even nominated for any awards, best voice over, dirtiest host, most likely to sell a Ford to a Chevy lover...what the hell! But speaking of hell...
Evel Dick has got to be the luckiest asshole living right now! He's got the devil on his shoulder! A whole new category for POS's like him and Cracker, Most Undeserving Celebrity Status. I'm relatively sure he wishes he had an evel dick, maybe he should have a sit down with Smiling Bob about the positive effects of Enzyte!
This is where I will close my comments to you dear friend...you've done yourself proud again and I love reading everything you write! Kisses...Muah!
18 of 18 | Posted by quidam | Posted on October 14, 2007 5:26 PM