ChickBomb: Then I see Evil Dick from the Big Brother house. All I know about Big Brother is what Flippy says, which is basically that he's evil and he won. I text Flipit madly, but he doesn't text me back! I know I need to talk to Dick for the team, but I have no idea what to ask. So finally I just go up and ask him how he won. He tells me by fucking with people, with confrontation and by being the biggest asshole on TV. And he's perfectly pleasant about it. He says he's using his prize money to send his two kids to college. Awwww. And also to by a Harley. It looks like he's wearing the same jeans he wore the whole time in the Big Brother house.
Flipit: I did get your text, and I attacked him when he came out of the press room with his (verrrry young) hottie date. You are so right about those jeans. I told him that he was so rude and gross but really fascinating too and that I turned on BB After Dark the night he berated Zach for three hours while they had to stand on a stump and thought it was funny how they edited it with romantic music to make him look like a sweet hero. Of course I said this all with a huge shit eating grin on my face and he looked like he wanted to punch me. He said "everything I said was the truth!" He was being super nice and charming (yes I said charming) so I dropped my bs and asked for a picture. Notice I put Trisha between us as a buffer. I am still scared of the guy. He posed for the pic, and his gf totally grabbed onto the sock in his pants. Classy.
ChickBomb: I spy Dr. Will and Zack from this year sitting in a corner together, and I figure I'm on a BB roll, so I sit down to chat with them for a bit. They're both very nice. When I tell them I'm from TVGasm, Dr. Will comments that we're the ones who replaced B-Side, and I said B-Side and replaced don't belong in the same sentence (Side Note: I tried desperately catch up with our former HNIC himself to get an update for all us fans he left behind, but he never showed. I know, I was bummed too!).
Flipit: Yeah that was lame. We were excited about hanging out with B-Side and JUnit but they ditched us. RUDE. Call me!
ChickBomb: Dr. Will is wearing makeup, but he is handsome. I see him later with his girlfriend, from Love or Money and she's gorgeous. He says there will be other reality stars on Dr. 90210. He is no longer in contact with the girls he show-manced with. Then we talk about Nip/Tuck.
Flipit: Dr. Will was so adorable. His girlfriend was totally hot, but I didn't get the best pic of her.
Alright you two, the Botox parties are getting out of control.
Flipit: I was in the bathroom line with Zach from BB and he's way hotter in person. Don't stone me for that one, it's true. I asked him what he's been up to since the show ended and he said Dolphin Crash Dolphin Crash Dolphincrashdolphincrash dolphincrash. Good lord, man. Then he gave me a sticker that said....guess.
ChickBomb: I was surprised to find out Zack didn't win any money, but he says it is because he didn't place. I don't agree, he should get something for third.
Flipit: He should get something for being stuck alone in a house with the Dicks.
ChickBomb: Zack is working on some underwater photograph project. I advise him to go to the Barrier Reef in Australia, and he pretty much ignores that. He says he is moving to some remote island in the Pacific Rim for a while though. He also talks about his line of clothes, something with Dolphins in the name.
Flipit: DOLPHIN CRASH, GODDAMMIT!
Hey, Zach. What do you do again?
Flipit: I made my way into the theatre and saw a bunch of BB alum on the couch. I asked Howie if he would cuddle with me and he obliged. What a guy! He smelled good.
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Comments (18)
Oh my god, you met Jen. That is amazing.
1 of 18 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on October 3, 2007 7:38 PM
You met JEN?!?!?!? I'm so jenelous!
2 of 18 | Posted by firecat | Posted on October 3, 2007 9:15 PM
OMG!!!!... what great pics. You guys met everyone...even Amber. I'm so jealous. Glad you shared with us. Sounds like you guys had a blast... free drinks?
3 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:23 AM
What great pics.... I'm so jealous. You guys got to meet everybody... even Amber. Thanks for sharing and Flipit honey, you look fabulous.... you and Zach have perfect teeth.
4 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:28 AM
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you.
5 of 18 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on October 4, 2007 4:40 AM
Aw, thanks guys. Best reality TV showmance = Flipit + Nick
6 of 18 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:34 AM
WTF? no pics of Dani???
i walk away from this site... never to return.
PDS
7 of 18 | Posted by poor, dead shannon | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:47 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
8 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:50 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
9 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:52 AM
damn... sorry for the double post
10 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:54 AM
Those pics are awesome. I love that you closed out with Sanjaya and Sanjayette...
11 of 18 | Posted by John Bender | Posted on October 4, 2007 6:55 AM
What, no pictures of my crush, Dr. Andy, the bestest bachelor of them all?
12 of 18 | Posted by Katrina Patina | Posted on October 4, 2007 8:38 AM
That was so great. Loved all the pics.Flipit, you and Chickbomb are so crazy. Was it my imagination or does Dick's girlfriend look like Jen? I love that you took a pic with Nick but not Dani! LOL!!
Love you!
13 of 18 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on October 4, 2007 9:59 AM
I seriously thought the pic of Britney guy was Heidi when I first scrolled down. LOL!
14 of 18 | Posted by kittygasm | Posted on October 4, 2007 10:03 AM
holla! poor, dead, shannon, you are not going to believe me, but when i was on the way home i was cracking up at myself for only getting a pic of nick and then i thought, shit, president team dani is gonna beat my ass. sorry! but she looked really gorgeous, if that helps. truth be told, standing next to that hot twig would've doubled my size. f her. give me the huge old dude from the bunny ranch any day!!
lime, thanks for the well wishes! psyched for ai to start again so i can hear from you more. miss ya. and pegster, leo stopped by and asked me to tell you to stop following him.
LOVE
15 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on October 4, 2007 12:11 PM
my goodness, that night seemed like a whirl wind.
I am so happy you are getting out and about in the name of TVGasm...... you rock.
i wish you could have met jared from kid antion, now that would have been totally the shit.
16 of 18 | Posted by reasontobe | Posted on October 4, 2007 3:58 PM
flipit, i had no idea you were such a looker!!!!
meee-ow.
17 of 18 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on October 8, 2007 9:25 AM
My dear darling Flipit, I caught a glimpse of your Q*bert head on the Awards last night (and was that the anonymous ChickBomb shown with you), and your amazing one line of who's the ambulance for (paraphrasing because I was all aflutter seeing you on the tube). In fact the tidbit of you reminded me of the glimpses of One Night in Paris shots sans the night vision! You minx! You're smile is infectious as always, but speaking of infectious...
You were so right about Chris Cracker being weird, he gives gay people a bad name! You should have kicked him in his Raisinets and told him to man up sissy boy! It so sad when such shameless harlotry is rewarded with celebrity, but speaking of harlotry...
Nick and Danielle, whores, showmance, romance, blomance! Does Dr Douche really get a cut anytime someone says showmance? That little bitch made a ton last night! =0P But speaking of bitches...
Donny Bonadouchey and Jonny Fairplaywithmecausenoonlikesme will of course win the bestest fight next year. I hope someone sues Jonny for smashing that camera with parts flying, you should have been there and dropped to the floor yelling "My eye, My eye, She's my little one eyed one eyed, she's the little one I love", but speaking of the one I love...
Mary Murphy is certainly not it! LORD have mercy, what program is she from, So You Think You Can Be Annoying? Lock, stock and barrel, someone needs to duct tape that yap shut but me thinks there is not enough duct tape in Cali to cover that project! Someone will have to get the boys from Build It Bigger on the job! But speaking of on the job...
I can't believe Mike Rowe is not even nominated for any awards, best voice over, dirtiest host, most likely to sell a Ford to a Chevy lover...what the hell! But speaking of hell...
Evel Dick has got to be the luckiest asshole living right now! He's got the devil on his shoulder! A whole new category for POS's like him and Cracker, Most Undeserving Celebrity Status. I'm relatively sure he wishes he had an evel dick, maybe he should have a sit down with Smiling Bob about the positive effects of Enzyte!
This is where I will close my comments to you dear friend...you've done yourself proud again and I love reading everything you write! Kisses...Muah!
18 of 18 | Posted by quidam | Posted on October 14, 2007 5:26 PM