Flipit: Eric and Jessica were all cuddly and stuff so I left them alone and zeroed in on Amber. "First of all, I'm a Jew. Kidding!" She laughed uncomfortably. I asked her if people are giving her shit about her anti-Semitic comments and she said that she's read a lot of negative stuff, but people are really nice to her face. I felt like she was talking about me, so I started tap dancing. I said that it must be hard being recorded all day and night and if anyone heard half of the shit I say in private I would be tarred and feathered. She laughed and was basically really sweet which made me feel terrible. Right then and there I made a vow to stop being such a horrible person.
OMG you could be a model!
So I take it he gave you a cut.
ChickBomb: I hang out for a while with two guys, Mike and Josh who have filmed a show for Fox called "Lewis and Clark". They are very nice. I hope their show gets picked up. One of the directors from the show "On The Lot" comes by and Mike and Josh are really amped to meet him. What ever happened to that show? Then we talk about the new American Gladiator show that's coming back.
Flipit: That On the Lot guy was a hoot. He said that Carrie Fisher bitched and moaned about his retarded film and then when it won the audience vote she deemed him brilliant. Oh, Carrie. I asked him if the rumors that he and Carrie Fisher dated for awhile were true and he looked at me like I was insane. Guess not.
Trisha gets serious about her filmmaking talk.
ChickBomb: I go to the bathroom. I'm third from next, and Brooke Hogan comes along in some cut-out cheetah print that boggled my mind. She needs to cut the line because she has to be on stage! Nobody has a problem, so she goes amid promises to be the fastest pee-er ever. She's very bubbly.
Flipit: I went outside after cuddling with Howie to find Trisha and she was totally getting all lesbionic with Holly from Big Brother 5.
Go, Trisha!!
Flipit: I started feeling lonely and then I almost peed on the floor. Right there, in a booth in front of my face, was the love of my life! NICK! I was kinda mortified that he was cuddling with Daniele, but I wasn't going to NOT talk to him! I sucked in my stomach and asked him if he would take a picture with me. Dicklet was all "What about meeeeee?!? It's so haaaaaard being meeeeeee!" Actually, she didn't say anything, but she looked at me like she'd cut me if I touched her man, so I just got a quickie (pic) and ran away to giggle like a little girl.
HEART
Flipit: I ran into the press room to get a (giant martini) moment to recover and almost fell over backward. JENIUS!! I said, "girl you don't even KNOW how much I love you! I made so many Jen t-shirts that...." she stopped me. "Did you make any money off of them?" Damn, greedy. I said no because we did them at Cafe Press, so we made like a dollar a sale. Almost got her lawyer on my ass. She said that she'd seen all the shirts and they gave her a good laugh!! LOVE IT. She told me that she's going to design her own line. I asked for her picture and said I'd make sure it was a good one so she didn't cry. She laughed and smiled real perty like. Love you, Jenius!! Man, I really miss Schoonie right now.
ChickBomb: Still in the bathroom line. These reality girls take forever in there. While I'm waiting, I talk to a girl from Beauty and The Geek named Jenny Lee. She was nominated for Best Show-mance. At this time, I'm getting kind of buzzed so I think I ask her if she won, like, three times. She didn't. She doesn't talk to the guy she had the show-mance with anymore, either. Also while I'm waiting, Danny Bonaduce comes strutting in. He's huge with muscles and very smiley.
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Comments (18)
Oh my god, you met Jen. That is amazing.
1 of 18 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on October 3, 2007 7:38 PM
You met JEN?!?!?!? I'm so jenelous!
2 of 18 | Posted by firecat | Posted on October 3, 2007 9:15 PM
OMG!!!!... what great pics. You guys met everyone...even Amber. I'm so jealous. Glad you shared with us. Sounds like you guys had a blast... free drinks?
3 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:23 AM
What great pics.... I'm so jealous. You guys got to meet everybody... even Amber. Thanks for sharing and Flipit honey, you look fabulous.... you and Zach have perfect teeth.
4 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:28 AM
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you.
5 of 18 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on October 4, 2007 4:40 AM
Aw, thanks guys. Best reality TV showmance = Flipit + Nick
6 of 18 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:34 AM
WTF? no pics of Dani???
i walk away from this site... never to return.
PDS
7 of 18 | Posted by poor, dead shannon | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:47 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
8 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:50 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
9 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:52 AM
damn... sorry for the double post
10 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:54 AM
Those pics are awesome. I love that you closed out with Sanjaya and Sanjayette...
11 of 18 | Posted by John Bender | Posted on October 4, 2007 6:55 AM
What, no pictures of my crush, Dr. Andy, the bestest bachelor of them all?
12 of 18 | Posted by Katrina Patina | Posted on October 4, 2007 8:38 AM
That was so great. Loved all the pics.Flipit, you and Chickbomb are so crazy. Was it my imagination or does Dick's girlfriend look like Jen? I love that you took a pic with Nick but not Dani! LOL!!
Love you!
13 of 18 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on October 4, 2007 9:59 AM
I seriously thought the pic of Britney guy was Heidi when I first scrolled down. LOL!
14 of 18 | Posted by kittygasm | Posted on October 4, 2007 10:03 AM
holla! poor, dead, shannon, you are not going to believe me, but when i was on the way home i was cracking up at myself for only getting a pic of nick and then i thought, shit, president team dani is gonna beat my ass. sorry! but she looked really gorgeous, if that helps. truth be told, standing next to that hot twig would've doubled my size. f her. give me the huge old dude from the bunny ranch any day!!
lime, thanks for the well wishes! psyched for ai to start again so i can hear from you more. miss ya. and pegster, leo stopped by and asked me to tell you to stop following him.
LOVE
15 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on October 4, 2007 12:11 PM
my goodness, that night seemed like a whirl wind.
I am so happy you are getting out and about in the name of TVGasm...... you rock.
i wish you could have met jared from kid antion, now that would have been totally the shit.
16 of 18 | Posted by reasontobe | Posted on October 4, 2007 3:58 PM
flipit, i had no idea you were such a looker!!!!
meee-ow.
17 of 18 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on October 8, 2007 9:25 AM
My dear darling Flipit, I caught a glimpse of your Q*bert head on the Awards last night (and was that the anonymous ChickBomb shown with you), and your amazing one line of who's the ambulance for (paraphrasing because I was all aflutter seeing you on the tube). In fact the tidbit of you reminded me of the glimpses of One Night in Paris shots sans the night vision! You minx! You're smile is infectious as always, but speaking of infectious...
You were so right about Chris Cracker being weird, he gives gay people a bad name! You should have kicked him in his Raisinets and told him to man up sissy boy! It so sad when such shameless harlotry is rewarded with celebrity, but speaking of harlotry...
Nick and Danielle, whores, showmance, romance, blomance! Does Dr Douche really get a cut anytime someone says showmance? That little bitch made a ton last night! =0P But speaking of bitches...
Donny Bonadouchey and Jonny Fairplaywithmecausenoonlikesme will of course win the bestest fight next year. I hope someone sues Jonny for smashing that camera with parts flying, you should have been there and dropped to the floor yelling "My eye, My eye, She's my little one eyed one eyed, she's the little one I love", but speaking of the one I love...
Mary Murphy is certainly not it! LORD have mercy, what program is she from, So You Think You Can Be Annoying? Lock, stock and barrel, someone needs to duct tape that yap shut but me thinks there is not enough duct tape in Cali to cover that project! Someone will have to get the boys from Build It Bigger on the job! But speaking of on the job...
I can't believe Mike Rowe is not even nominated for any awards, best voice over, dirtiest host, most likely to sell a Ford to a Chevy lover...what the hell! But speaking of hell...
Evel Dick has got to be the luckiest asshole living right now! He's got the devil on his shoulder! A whole new category for POS's like him and Cracker, Most Undeserving Celebrity Status. I'm relatively sure he wishes he had an evel dick, maybe he should have a sit down with Smiling Bob about the positive effects of Enzyte!
This is where I will close my comments to you dear friend...you've done yourself proud again and I love reading everything you write! Kisses...Muah!
18 of 18 | Posted by quidam | Posted on October 14, 2007 5:26 PM