Flipit: I finally pulled Trisha and Holly apart and we went over to talk to the Sunset Tan girls. And wow. They were really tanned. They said they'd give us a free session cuz we both looked pale. I said I don't want to get naked in front of them cuz I'm all fat, and they said fat looks better when it's tanned. Ummm.....you were supposed to say I don't look fat, bitches!! How rude.
Trisha just got a look at the rack next to her. Holy Moly, lady. You are so gonna have back problems when you're older. But you'll be tanned!
Flipit: Trisha said she felt like death after standing next to those whornadoes, so we made our way to the makeup booth. Brooke Hogan showed for a touch up and Trisha actually made her wait til she was done. Hilarious.
Wait your turn, lady.
ChickBomb: Finally I get my turn in the bathroom, and then afterwards, find Flipit and Trisha. We go outside, and head over to the photo booth and find Flasher Heather from Rock of Love there! I nearly die!
Flipit: All three of us screamed HEEEAAAATTTHHHEEEERRR!!!!! And she screamed too, and then we all jumped up and down and hugged each other like we won a car. This girl was awesome. She put her boob in my mouth!! I think the last woman to do that was my mother. Like, a looooong time ago. Don't be gross.
ChickBomb: Flash is very pretty, and much smaller than on TV. She is doing nothing to hide that Bret tattoo. Flippy and Trisha take pics with her in the photo booth, and she flashes us like crazy...that's our girl! I tell her how bummed I was that she lost. I ask her if she still has it for Bret. She tells me they both have it for each other, but that it's all good. Seriously dolls, Flash could not have been cooler. She totally made our night!
Flipit: And of course, Trisha had to get some girl on girl in.
We don't call her Flasher for nothin'.
ChickBomb: Then we see Brandi C. and Sidekick Kristia. Brandi C. is frolicking near the hot tub with the crazy Britney guy (who is creepy, creepy, creepy beyond words), and Sidekick Kristia is standing by fulfilling her sidekick duties. Kristia is a sweetheart, and very pretty. I tell her I want gossip, and she says she really isn't a gossipy girl, and I know we can never be friends. But we have a lovely chat anyway. She says Bret is nicer and also shorter than what she expected. She wasn't too upset to be voted off, cause she was mainly in it for the experience, which I'm totally down with. Also she saw the bond Bret had with Flasher, and she knew they were meant to be together. Verrrrrry interesting. Her, Flasher and Brandi C. watched the finale together, and Kristia says it was rough for Flasher because she is really in love with him. She also gave me some inside info about the finale itself, but you'll have to wait for the recap for that part!
Kristia also told me that One S Jes has a boyfriend in Chicago, who mysteriously appeared just a few weeks after filming ended. Hmmm...what a coincidence, was the consensus. Kristia has heard Mark McGrath, Tommy Lee or Bret again for Rock of Love Two. And Kristia has a real rock star boyfriend now. I said I wouldn't tell, but he's in a band that is somehow related to Chris Daughtry, so there's your clue if you care.
Flipit: I couldn't hear a word you guys were saying because I could not get over how grodie Chris Crocker was. Seriously ew. Trisha didn't seem to mind.
ChickBomb: We wandered over to talk to Holly from BB 5 and she and Trisha started hugging and kissing like they hadn't seen each other in years. Holly says she did an appearance on Two and A Half Men, and told us she kissed Charlie Sheen and then threw up in the sink. Not clear if this happened on the show, or in real life.
Flipit: That Denise Richards deserved every penny she got.
ChickBomb: The power inside went off around this time, so they had to stop taping. People started leaving, and when we got to the interview room, we were left with the aptly named Johnny Leftovers from Scott Baio's show.
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Comments (18)
Oh my god, you met Jen. That is amazing.
1 of 18 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on October 3, 2007 7:38 PM
You met JEN?!?!?!? I'm so jenelous!
2 of 18 | Posted by firecat | Posted on October 3, 2007 9:15 PM
OMG!!!!... what great pics. You guys met everyone...even Amber. I'm so jealous. Glad you shared with us. Sounds like you guys had a blast... free drinks?
3 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:23 AM
What great pics.... I'm so jealous. You guys got to meet everybody... even Amber. Thanks for sharing and Flipit honey, you look fabulous.... you and Zach have perfect teeth.
4 of 18 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 4, 2007 1:28 AM
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you.
5 of 18 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on October 4, 2007 4:40 AM
Aw, thanks guys. Best reality TV showmance = Flipit + Nick
6 of 18 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:34 AM
WTF? no pics of Dani???
i walk away from this site... never to return.
PDS
7 of 18 | Posted by poor, dead shannon | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:47 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
8 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:50 AM
flipit... you are beautiful!
great photos!
"Pegster:
You made Trisha touch Dick? I would never touch Dick for you."
i would never touch dick for you either... ewe
9 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:52 AM
damn... sorry for the double post
10 of 18 | Posted by bluebee | Posted on October 4, 2007 5:54 AM
Those pics are awesome. I love that you closed out with Sanjaya and Sanjayette...
11 of 18 | Posted by John Bender | Posted on October 4, 2007 6:55 AM
What, no pictures of my crush, Dr. Andy, the bestest bachelor of them all?
12 of 18 | Posted by Katrina Patina | Posted on October 4, 2007 8:38 AM
That was so great. Loved all the pics.Flipit, you and Chickbomb are so crazy. Was it my imagination or does Dick's girlfriend look like Jen? I love that you took a pic with Nick but not Dani! LOL!!
Love you!
13 of 18 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on October 4, 2007 9:59 AM
I seriously thought the pic of Britney guy was Heidi when I first scrolled down. LOL!
14 of 18 | Posted by kittygasm | Posted on October 4, 2007 10:03 AM
holla! poor, dead, shannon, you are not going to believe me, but when i was on the way home i was cracking up at myself for only getting a pic of nick and then i thought, shit, president team dani is gonna beat my ass. sorry! but she looked really gorgeous, if that helps. truth be told, standing next to that hot twig would've doubled my size. f her. give me the huge old dude from the bunny ranch any day!!
lime, thanks for the well wishes! psyched for ai to start again so i can hear from you more. miss ya. and pegster, leo stopped by and asked me to tell you to stop following him.
LOVE
15 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on October 4, 2007 12:11 PM
my goodness, that night seemed like a whirl wind.
I am so happy you are getting out and about in the name of TVGasm...... you rock.
i wish you could have met jared from kid antion, now that would have been totally the shit.
16 of 18 | Posted by reasontobe | Posted on October 4, 2007 3:58 PM
flipit, i had no idea you were such a looker!!!!
meee-ow.
17 of 18 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on October 8, 2007 9:25 AM
My dear darling Flipit, I caught a glimpse of your Q*bert head on the Awards last night (and was that the anonymous ChickBomb shown with you), and your amazing one line of who's the ambulance for (paraphrasing because I was all aflutter seeing you on the tube). In fact the tidbit of you reminded me of the glimpses of One Night in Paris shots sans the night vision! You minx! You're smile is infectious as always, but speaking of infectious...
You were so right about Chris Cracker being weird, he gives gay people a bad name! You should have kicked him in his Raisinets and told him to man up sissy boy! It so sad when such shameless harlotry is rewarded with celebrity, but speaking of harlotry...
Nick and Danielle, whores, showmance, romance, blomance! Does Dr Douche really get a cut anytime someone says showmance? That little bitch made a ton last night! =0P But speaking of bitches...
Donny Bonadouchey and Jonny Fairplaywithmecausenoonlikesme will of course win the bestest fight next year. I hope someone sues Jonny for smashing that camera with parts flying, you should have been there and dropped to the floor yelling "My eye, My eye, She's my little one eyed one eyed, she's the little one I love", but speaking of the one I love...
Mary Murphy is certainly not it! LORD have mercy, what program is she from, So You Think You Can Be Annoying? Lock, stock and barrel, someone needs to duct tape that yap shut but me thinks there is not enough duct tape in Cali to cover that project! Someone will have to get the boys from Build It Bigger on the job! But speaking of on the job...
I can't believe Mike Rowe is not even nominated for any awards, best voice over, dirtiest host, most likely to sell a Ford to a Chevy lover...what the hell! But speaking of hell...
Evel Dick has got to be the luckiest asshole living right now! He's got the devil on his shoulder! A whole new category for POS's like him and Cracker, Most Undeserving Celebrity Status. I'm relatively sure he wishes he had an evel dick, maybe he should have a sit down with Smiling Bob about the positive effects of Enzyte!
This is where I will close my comments to you dear friend...you've done yourself proud again and I love reading everything you write! Kisses...Muah!
18 of 18 | Posted by quidam | Posted on October 14, 2007 5:26 PM