TVgasm Recaps - Awards Shows: TVgasm Infiltrates Emmy Party In Hollywood

With the arrival of the 2006 Emmy Award ceremony, tonight was television's biggest night. And any night that's big for TV is big for TVgasm. That's why J-Unit and I dressed up all nice, pulled some Hollywood connections, and made our way into one of the biggest Emmy parties of the night. Needless to say, it was awesome. J-Unit mixed and mingled with several cast members from Grey's Anatomy (including The Pomp), and I got to hobnob with a few pro-athletes, including my favorite football player, Hines Ward!

So while you may read many silly "insider" accounts of what goes on at these Emmy parties, rest assured. We have the inside scoop. Photos after the jump...

J-Unit is all psyched for the big party!

Meanwhile, I'm rocking the tux. A night of a thousand stars, baby!

Ooops! A little nervous!

After my little "incident," I pose with my date for the evening: water bottle!

I know, I know. "Get a room."

J-Unit's date is a bottle of Vitamin Water.

Time to paint the town red!

Before we go into the party, J-Unit calls his mom. She wants him to "get a picture with Matlock."

I, on the other hand, use my phone to take a picture of all the paparazzi outside.

Finally, we arrive!

Partay!!

Check out the sweet buffet.

The dessert spread had all our tongues wagging.

Here I am, mixing it up with Hines Ward, Santana Moss, Shaun Alexander, and Eric Gagne. It was like we were old pals.

Kiefer Sutherland just punched a waiter in front of us.

J-Unit sidles up to Ellen Pompeo. Pretty smooth.

**Next thing you know, he's buddy-buddy with the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy! And just when they're about to take a group photo --**

-- Helen Mirren totally gets in the way. Some people...

I try my luck with Sandra Oh. Hey, if J-Unit can do it; so can I, right?

Unfortunately, she gives me the cold shoulder.

Since I'm drunk, I take it very personally.

How do you like your Vera Wang now, BITCH???

Calista Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Nicole Richie make a joint appearance.

The evening's entertainment is provided by Dwight Stardust. He's awesome.

But he keeps singing "Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi all night.

Somewhere along the way, my date gets a little cozy with the liquor.

And then J-Unit's date gets a little cozy with the Cuervo.

And then both of our dates get a little cozy with each other.

**I mean, really cozy.**

Vitamin Water: total whore.

That's okay. I got me a new lady.

Later that night, J-Unit passes out on some couch.

Not in the gift bag!!!

And that was our big night out with the stars. Hope you enjoyed the ride!

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Posted by B-Side on August 28, 2006 3:08 AM

Comments

God, I love you two...

And using Bea Arthur in any posting = brilliance

Posted by: TheEmancipationofGigi | August 28, 2006 4:29 AM(#1 of 33)

Sweet Sally I just wet myself a little as I was laughing so hard. Good times! I "puffy heart" B-Side and J-unit..

Posted by: OneKewlRN | August 28, 2006 5:43 AM(#2 of 33)

You guys are the best! You put a big smile on my face this morning! The effort you guys go through to entertain us deserves an award!

Calista, Lara and Nicole look better than in People magazine!

Glad your got all gussied up and took your "girls" with you to the fab party. Don't be surprized if one of us crazy TVGasm fans doesn't figure out your apartment number from the picture with J-Unit.

Don't forget to pay taxes on the gift bag contents! I guess there would be a reduction in value if the items were damaged in some way.

Party on!

Posted by: TaxGirl | August 28, 2006 6:09 AM(#3 of 33)

I knew as soon as water bottle showed up on Laguna Beach, she and her ilk would be trouble!

Posted by: goodAg | August 28, 2006 6:26 AM(#4 of 33)

Lol haha "Calista Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Nicole Richie make a joint appearance." haha I guess when you take off their make-up thats all thats left.

Posted by: LagunaBeached | August 28, 2006 6:44 AM(#5 of 33)

I always wanted to throw a Scorpion Bowl at Sandra Oh. I'll never forgive her for being in that retarded movie about wine. Thank you for assuaging that desire.

Posted by: Lizardqueen | August 28, 2006 6:50 AM(#6 of 33)

Dammit, I always knew Vitamin water was a whore.

Posted by: StreetHassle | August 28, 2006 7:18 AM(#7 of 33)

CRAP! I wish I had seen you guys out! I think you'll see my night was far less exciting than yours....

....By the way, Calista, Lara and Nicole turned me from a contributer to a fan. Hylarstical!

MYL

Posted by: Madeyoulaugh | August 28, 2006 7:29 AM(#8 of 33)

Nice job fellows! The brooms gave me the reverse Diet Coke snort. It hurt, but it was worth it!

Posted by: Samboomba | August 28, 2006 7:38 AM(#9 of 33)

B Side, will you marry me?

Posted by: motown | August 28, 2006 7:43 AM(#10 of 33)

Hilarious. Great job guys. Perfect for a Monday morning coming back from vacation.

Posted by: JasonR | August 28, 2006 8:01 AM(#11 of 33)

Awesome guys! Thanks for making Monday morning a lot more pleasant. I must say you two clean up real nice. I likey!

Posted by: Pamsey | August 28, 2006 8:15 AM(#12 of 33)

Wow, you both look so handsome in your suits. I can't believe your dates ditched you like that! WATER WHORES!

Posted by: angiemarie | August 28, 2006 8:32 AM(#13 of 33)

Calista Flockhart needs a new haircut.

Posted by: joyfulchicken | August 28, 2006 8:33 AM(#14 of 33)

Wish I could have gotten an invite to this EXCLUSIVE party. I would have brought my date for the evening, Mr. Baskin Robbins.

Posted by: Bauer's Sweetheart | August 28, 2006 9:09 AM(#15 of 33)

Love the Conan-inspired pictorial. Also, Dwight Stardust...call me!

Posted by: jess | August 28, 2006 9:27 AM(#16 of 33)

Water Bottle is such a whore!

Posted by: Ubiquitous | August 28, 2006 9:30 AM(#17 of 33)

Never noticed it before, but somehow when B-Side rocks the tux, he looks an awful lot like Dim Sean from “Rescue Me”. Check out that third picture with Sandra Oh…it’s eerie.

Posted by: Redhead | August 28, 2006 9:32 AM(#18 of 33)

I dont know why I bother applying mascara and then reading the gasm. yet another makeup job ruined by tears of laughter.

Posted by: Leah3t | August 28, 2006 9:51 AM(#19 of 33)

B-side / J-unit - I just finished counting - you've made 14 people in my office laugh hysterically this a.m. from me forwarding this post to them. Thanks for making a lot of people's Monday morning so awesome...sigh, it's all downhill from here for the rest of the week...

fb22

Posted by: fieldboy22 | August 28, 2006 10:11 AM(#20 of 33)

Nice work - I want to party with you guys! My date for the night was Mr. Wine, but he was good for a squeeze. Loved the pics- you both look so handsome!

Posted by: zoobabe | August 28, 2006 10:31 AM(#21 of 33)

Wow - Dwight's soulful, closed eyes, kneeling on the floor performance reminded me of McPheever. YIKES!

Posted by: HoneyBunny | August 28, 2006 12:59 PM(#22 of 33)

B-side... you look so cute in your tux. Oh how I envy water bottle!

Posted by: Deena | August 28, 2006 4:26 PM(#23 of 33)

Okay, admit it. You had a little help from your Trusty Intern, didn't you?

Posted by: jampony | August 28, 2006 4:53 PM(#24 of 33)

Ohhhh my goodness, B-Side in a tux...

Posted by: tvtvtv | August 28, 2006 6:50 PM(#25 of 33)

I would expect nothing less from you boys.

Posted by: becca | August 28, 2006 7:14 PM(#26 of 33)

jampony -- sadly, the Trusty Intern has since returned to the world of Academia. We are now sans little helper.

Godspeed, Nick. Godspeed.

Posted by: B-Side | August 29, 2006 12:10 AM(#27 of 33)

I'm sure many a reader would love to fill dearly departed Nick's shoes (not to mention water bottle and vitamin water bottle's um...cup holders, I guess).

Posted by: Ms. Tumnus | August 29, 2006 9:06 AM(#28 of 33)

B-side, you are so freakin' hot..
j-unit, you remind me of my cuzo, Bree.

Posted by: cocochanel | August 29, 2006 9:22 AM(#29 of 33)

WHY do I read TvGasm at work? Must hold back the LOL.

This was great. And you boysare looking gooooood. *wolf whistles*

Posted by: CrazyTrain | August 29, 2006 10:07 AM(#30 of 33)

Thanks, guys!

That was beautiful.

Posted by: ajkc | August 29, 2006 10:22 AM(#31 of 33)

OH MY GOD! I laughed so hard - it got funnier and funnier as I scrolled down my screen!!!

Love the photo of Calista, Nicole, and Lara. But I love the all the other exclusive photos with all the other stars! Great job!

Posted by: augustburns2 | August 29, 2006 4:55 PM(#32 of 33)

J-Unit could you just please close your mouth,it can be scary to look at when they're open...

Posted by: index | August 30, 2006 1:33 AM(#33 of 33)

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