This Wednesday, the teens parent teens...and it looks like they pulled these teens straight out of juvie. Instead of parents dropping them off, do the wardens? Then it looks like Daton says he doesn't want to be around Morgan anymore, kids T.P. someone's house (dudes, do you not see the cameras?), some twit is knocking clothes off the closet pole (wow, way to rage against the machine, man), and Kelly freaks out screaming she wants to be left alone...the best part? Someone goes home! My vote for who leaves the island? Morgan. Don't lick the windows of the bus on the way home, sister.

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Finally, one set of teen parents is murdered by their kids! Now that's reality!


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qupert:

Hi everyone!

I read these blogs everyday and just started to blog recaps myself. I would love to read your comments on mine, and you get another point of view!

I'm Qupert at realityshowsblog.com

Spread the word!
Thanks!

cattyfan:

qupert...apparently you missed the course on manners. It's the height of rudeness to come on someone else's site and try to draw them to yours.

Next time, support the THIS site: buy as ad, ya cheap bastard.

J-Mo:

DearCrabby,

I actually hosted a pre-teen sleepover/pool party for my niece when she turned 11 (her big fat gay uncle loves her verrrrry much... and I have several jumbo-sized bottles of tequila on hand at all times) and I have to say, the dynamics of pre-teens are more complicated than the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. I never imagined that I would be up until 4am watching the girls send text messages to their illicit twenty-something boyfriends and patrolling/preventing budding lesbianism (I'm all for exploring one's sexuality, but do not do it on my living room floor, my carpet is stained enough). How cosmic is it that I served Cheez-Its at her party, too? I found that keeping a box of them with me all night was of great comfort, and your recap made me laugh and remember fondly how completely shit-faced I got in celebration when the last of the little brats left... thanks for the memories, you are a doll.

Oh, and "don't complain when they jump into some guy's van and become an Amber alert" was BRILLIANT! Love you.

love, J-Mo :)

J-Mo:

BTW, Qupert, I went and checked out your site... thanks for dissing "Shear Genius"... which just happens to be the show that *I* recap for THIS site... you're mean and now I've had to have several shots of tequila at it isn't even 9am and it's ALL YOUR FAULT! (*urp*)

love, J-Mo :)

fire@will:

Great recap.

Now, please tell everyone to go to my new site at www.getalifeyouhoser.com where I share my every thought about diet, exercise and Chinese laundry products.

J-Mo:

"Ancient Chinese Secret", huh?

love, J-Mo :)

sweetleaf:

"Time outs or paddles, you be the judge. The answer is paddles."

LOL!

kizarny:

Oh man, this show caused some evil, evil flashbacks to my kid's pre-teen years. Normally this show gives me nothing but cool and refreshing schadenfreude, so I can't say that this is my favourite episode.

wintersux:

"Birds as pets freak me out, people. Do they even care about you the ways dogs do and the way cats don't?"

CRACKIN' UP!!!!! Come on now, my cat cares about me deeply...at least when her food dish is empty.

Great recap as always!!!

mandymax:

Cannot WAIT for the teens!!!!!!!

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