Last week, I told myself I wasn't going to write about Bad Girls Club until I had seen an ample amount of interpretive dance/shadow puppetry. Things were looking bleak -- that is, until Pilobolus made my dreams come true last night on the Oscars. Now, with fresh images of guns and penguins in my head, I now have the strength to return to my six, idiotic hyenas and revel in their latest escapades. This latest episode brought fun in the form of tattoos, Tomik, and Steve the pool boy. Okay, maybe it wasn't fun at all. But hey, at least I got to see shadow puppets.
The episode began on a dubious note as Zara once again extolled the virtues of Tomik, her sort-of boyfriend who looks not unlike a human-sized phalus with a large nose. Anyway, as Zara praised him, what she didn't realize was that Tomik was busy galavanting around the club, flirting with every woman in sight. And as we all know, the ladies do love talking penises. Yes, poor Zara was deluded about her boy, but luckily Aimee was there to keep it real. She reminded us that she saw through Tomik all along. "But I'm smart," Aimee said, adding, "She's dumb." Long live Aimee...
Meanwhile, Tomik continued to prove he was something of a scumbag by bragging, "Hey, guess what? The whole time me and Zara were 'seeing' each other, I was fucking four girls!" It was pretty despicable, but then at the same time, there was something darkly amusing about watching this guy disrespect Zara so much. After all, she knew what she was getting into. It's about time she learned a damn lesson about something in life.
Ultimately, Tomik did say one thing that was true: "At the end of the day, what they don't realize is that the joke is on them." Yes, the awful, unfunny, and incredibly ugly joke was on them.
Elsewhere in the club, Tomik's scruffy, vapid sidekick Poolboy Steve was hitting on DeAnn, who seemed to be enjoying the attention greatly. Steve, it should be noted, had now warranted his own confessional on the show, and on top of that, he was now rocking a mohawk, presumably to hide the early onset of male-pattern baldness that so many had spied. While Steve and DeAnn discussed Kafka and Proust, we then checked in on Jodie and Leslie, who were at home doing nothing more exciting than eating candy and surfing the 'Net. BAAAD GIRLS!
Back to DeAnn and Steve. In their drunken state, they decided to forge a bond that would be with them eternally -- or at least until one of them had enough money to afford a good laser surgeon. Yes, the two fetched themselves some tattoos, which meant they'd always be able to remember this regrettable nadir in their lives. And of course, being the idiot that she is, DeAnn opted to get the Chinese symbol for DRUNK etched onto the nape of her neck. That's right: DRUNK. On the neck. This was almost as bad as Julia from Sorority Life 2 getting a tattoo of "Jewlez" on her back instead of "Jewelz."
Sure enough, in the harsh light of day, DeAnn realized that maybe this might not have been the wisest decision to make. She quietly marched through the house, ruing the day she ever let Steve persuade her to get a tattoo. Had she been sober, she never would have had "DRUNK" permanently scrawled on her neck. Clearly, she would have opted for "WANTONLY" instead.
In a boring little diversion that I think no one really cared about, we then watched as Leslie talked with ejected roommate Ty on the phone. This led to more discussion about how Ty needed to control herself and learn to walk away from confrontations -- stuff that might have been interesting four weeks ago. Luckily, we then cut to later that night as all the girls dressed up (quite bizarrely, I might add -- I'm looking at you, Jodie) and headed off to a club to meet up with, you guessed it, Tomik and Steve. Seriously, don't these girls have any other male friends? This is just getting pathetic. Anyway, as the ladies left, Zara changed her tune about Tomik, now saying that he was an ass (well, actually, he looks more like a dildo than an ass, but we understand where you're coming from, Zar). She then informed us, "I usually run away from my problems." OH REALLY? I didn't realize that! To be fair, when she's not running from her problems, she's also sleeping with them -- so really she deals with things in many different ways.
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Comments (19)
Colie from Real World and Zara have so much in common. Its ridiculous.
Also, I can't wait for Zara to tell Amy that she has a huge nose. I've been waiting all season for someone to point that one out. I hope she mentions Amy's mullet too.
It would be like Christmas.
1 of 19 | Posted by poodle![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 26, 2007 4:15 PM
Aimee is seriously my favorite person on this show. She cracks me up and is probably the only reason I still watch.
Tomik? Really? WTF??? That guy is worse than Spencer from The Hills. If I ever run into him in a club, I'm positive I will not be able to refrain from calling him the douchebag that his is. No matter how annoying/dumb Zara is, Tomik is just the worst. SUCH a waste of air!!!!
2 of 19 | Posted by livemusicjunkie![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 26, 2007 4:20 PM
Zara, Zara, Zara..will you ever win? Not likely - I suspect Tomik gave her a really nasty veneral disease. He just looks like the type. Ick.
I think Aimee is a total waste of space. And with that honker, I'm surprised the rest of the alleged bad girls aren't passing out due to lack of oxygen.
Will they be replacing the girl that just left with some other annoying slut with an accent from LA? Shouldn't be too hard to find one, no?
Come back Ripsi. I miss you bad....
KH
Missing Ripsi
3 of 19 | Posted by KatiesHole![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 26, 2007 4:29 PM
I felt so bad for Zara, she might be annoying and dumb, but Tomik went too far, he's too ugly to be talking about Zara.
And come to think of it, Aimee and Tomik look alike.
By the way, I cannot stand Aimee, from the beginning she was trying to act tough constantly, she gets beat up on national televesion and still attempts to have the upper hand? Come on, she makes me cringe when she puts on her tough girl act.
4 of 19 | Posted by popmygum![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 26, 2007 7:46 PM
You know what really got to me about this episode? I know they're all suppose to be "bad girls", but even bad girls are loyal. I couldn't believe not one of them cam to Zara's defense. I mean she's an idiot, I know, but she didn't deserve to be humiliated. At least not by a waste of ejaculate like Tomik. The fact that that posterchild for the right to choose, DeAnn, even allowed that jerk into the house so that she could get it on with that waste of space, Steve. That alone is reprehensible.
I guess you could say that this episode bothered me a bit. Normally, I agree with B-Side that Aimee is the shiznit, but tonite she could've had put Tomik in his place and been a bit more loyal to her housemate instead of just "feeling bad for her."
5 of 19 | Posted by psychogala![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 26, 2007 8:11 PM
The bemulleted Aimee really has no room to call other people "retarded" when she's rockin' a haircut that the Bay City Rollers would covet. I won't even get into the eye makeup, all I'll say is, "damn."
Yes Aimee, we know you're so tough. You tell us EVERY SINGLE DAY. Now kindly STFU about it before Joan Jett gets aggro that you stole her look and comes to kick you ass.
6 of 19 | Posted by Die_MediaWhores![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 27, 2007 10:36 AM
I think they could have stood up for Zara, too, but the fact that they didnt is just karma. She cheated on her man and then got dumped and now she asked for him back... pathetic but it happens every day.
7 of 19 | Posted by McCreamy![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 27, 2007 12:09 PM
Did any of you guys see Tomik spit at Zara towards the end of the show? She was walking out onto the patio and he hauled off and spit a huge lugee at her.
He is the most repulsive human yet on TV that I know of (Spencer from the Hills is a close second)just because he thinks he's a mackdaddy and instead he looks like Uncle Fester and Captain Hook's love child. Which is saying something, because I really don't care for Zara either.
Also, it's too bad they didn't have the chinese symbol for SLUT... it would have been more fitting.
8 of 19 | Posted by Krizzatch![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 27, 2007 12:15 PM
poodle...funny you should mention how similar Collie from The Real World and Zara are...Collie often leaves messages on none other than Tomick's myspace. One comment even saying, "why did I sleep alone in your bed last night". Hmm...seems as though you are right on in the comparison!!
9 of 19 | Posted by lotrchic5![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 27, 2007 3:07 PM
poodle...funny you should mention how similar Collie from The Real World and Zara are...Collie often leaves messages on none other than Tomick's myspace. One comment even saying, "why did I sleep alone in your bed last night". Hmm...seems as though you are right on in the comparison!!
10 of 19 | Posted by lotrchic5![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 27, 2007 3:09 PM
Hi Steve the pool boy! Please leave comments when you visit tvgasm!
11 of 19 | Posted by Mrs.Meow![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 28, 2007 12:28 PM
lotrchick: Well, there's 20 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. I skimmed Tomik's myspace comments, and aside from learning that only the illiterate are "friends" of Tomik, I saw no evidence that Colie ever posted anything there.
Gimme a little more info so I can look it up. I need to see this!
12 of 19 | Posted by Die_MediaWhores![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 28, 2007 2:57 PM
Die_MediaWhores - unfortunately, I looked at his myspace page, too, and didn't see anything. I did, however, see that Steve the Pool Boy had posted a copy of lotrchick's commment. Apparently Tomik's friends are visiting tvgasm...
13 of 19 | Posted by Mrs.Meow![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 28, 2007 3:10 PM
Sorry about the 20 minutes of your life!! I saw that post more then a month ago and poodle's comment just reminded me of it.
14 of 19 | Posted by lotrchic5![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on February 28, 2007 3:46 PM
Did anyone see Tomik spit at Zara when he was at the house, as she was walking away. This guy has to be one of the ugliest guys both inside and out ever on reality tv.
The dude seriously looks like Beetlejuice!
15 of 19 | Posted by roxstar![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on March 1, 2007 1:20 PM
roxstar.....Beatlejuice, Beatlejuice, Beatlejuice!
Yes! that's who he reminds me of, it's been bugging me these past few weeks!!!
I thought it was pretty messed up for the Girls to just let Tomick (of all people) totally disrespect and trash Zara in the house. Yes, she was a total idiot for getting involved with him, but I am sure her feelings were still hurt nonetheless.
But then again, maybe if Zara was a little bit nicer to the girls when she was WITH Tomick, maybe they would have stuck up for her.
Seriously, he and Spencer from "The Hills" make me lose faith in all self-absorbed douchebag L.A. a-holes who spend their time clubbing, waxing their eyebrows, whitening their teeth, tanning, and playing on their cell phones. Sigh.....what's a girl to do?
16 of 19 | Posted by anniedawg25![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on March 1, 2007 4:10 PM
Zara really annoys me and is my least favorite on the show by far. She is someone I would looove to punch in the face everytime i heard her voice. Haha, but anyways. I get really frustraighted when Aimee talks real big on herself and then does nothing out of the ordinary girl would do. I want to see her get in someone's face and prove she's tough or sometime.
On the other hand-Aimee seems like she tries to come off to everyone she meets as a "bad ass" to scare them into thinking that they never want to get into a fight with her. But her plan is back firing because Ty made them believe other wise. LOL
BUT! In Aimee's defense, she's probably never tried to even get in a fight with someone like Ty. She was just forced to be around her this long because of the show, so in reality Aimee probably is queen of "Philly" and all the little girls she is normally around. Hell she scares me enough.
I read into things wayyy to much.
Anyone else notice on the bad girls website they are two different black girls? I guess Leslie will be the next to go....:(
17 of 19 | Posted by xxmiss beckyxx![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on March 1, 2007 9:23 PM
I absolutely hate Aimee, alaways trying to put on a tough girl attitude, even after she got beat up on national tv. It's a little sad. She needs to leave Zara alone, no doubt Zara is young and naive but Tomik is the asshole, yet Aimee is laughing right along side him. Sorry, but Aimee is hideous, huge nose, it looks like she got into a fight with a lawn mower, and lost. She disgusts me, and I hope Zara get drunk enough to hit her.
Although I did notice, when Ripsi was still here (omigosh i miss her), Zara seemed very calm, cool, and collected. Lol.
18 of 19 | Posted by popmygum![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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Posted on March 5, 2007 7:53 PM
Well to me zara is a stupid ass bitch i mean she dosent get anything at all if i was Jared i would not have gotten back with her and the people that i like in the house is ty and leslie they my dogs and it was so funny when ty beat the hell out of aimee that what she get and to me aimee is just a scary little girl she just like to talk noise and cant bag it up like when the time she was arguing with zara come on now zara isnt going to do anything and do she acually think that zara was going to get up and fight her she was crazy zara is scary and aimee is scary if i was in that house i would have been beat the hell out of aimee she talks to much shit for me so thats all my comments luv ya bye everybody
19 of 19 | Posted by KIARA | Posted on March 27, 2007 3:56 PM