you know they're not sending Batshitalie (*great name for her BTW) home, because in the very beginning of the show batshit's sitting on the front stoop and eyebrows comes out and beats the crap out of her. I CAN'T WAIT!

OMG I LOVED this episode!! My fave part was when she said I RUN LA and her brother asked her why she kept saying that. I literally fell off the couch laughing. I swear, I have witnesses. It was probably my fave reality tv moment of the year.

PS Cherie thnx for always being so prompt with your recaps.

Cherie, didn't the black chick who left last season leave after three episodes? So, I doubt Oxygen has any qualms about sending girls home early.

Natalie needs to just shut up, Annie is going to go insane bat shit crazy, Manly will expose her penis, Portia is so inane and useless she doesn't warrant a nickname, and Kate.... well, there's nothing really to say about her. Kendra deserved to get punched in the face. (She's annoying, and wants to star-fuck Marcus and will keep Nat in the house to do so.)

As far as Marcus, he was Brandy's little brother on Moesha... not sure of other shows he was on, but I believe he got paid a lot since that show was popular and is now syndicated and has been in heavy rotation for the past five or so years since cancellation.

Batshitalie is the worse kind of person to actually know, but is reality show gold. Completely unaware of anything or anyone other than herself, delusional, narcissistic, and completely and utterly insecure which is why she puts everyone down every chance she gets. I absolutely loathe her. She obviously doesn't run anything but her mouth.

I too absolutely LOVED when her brother checked her, that was so awesome!!

You are rocking the recaps, per ush, you always say exactly what I am thinking about these crazy people. Thanks so much, I love reading them!

Oh and how about Genovesia and Bashitalie in a cage fight to the death?

PS. I cant believe Kendra hooked up with Miles, I remember thinking that he was one funny looking little kid, and age has not helped that situation one bit. But stupid, superficial, boring chicks like the ones on this show are total fame whores so I guess I shouldnt be too surprised.

Also, the conversation Batshit had with her boyfriend leads me to believe she has a different idea of the nature of their relationship than he does.

I just caught the repeats of the first ep and this one last night. My GAWD! I hate this big chinned crazy bitch!

I could not believe she was dating that Miles guy. He looks 12 yrs old in those pictures. Nothing to brag about. I assume she knows that rat kid from Moesha from her boyfriend and then met Brandy and Ray J from them and now thinks that she runs LA cause she's rubbed elbows or chins with a bunch of z-listers. Dumbass.

And someone mentioned she's going to get whooped on by "eyebrows"? Who's "eyebrows"? Manly?

uglycutie I am pretty sure eyebrows is Portia, the chick with the super thin eyebrows, she is pretty nondescript and boring. She was the one Batshit was giving fashion advice to before they went out because she was wearing some tacky sequined cocktail dress that looked it came from the sale rack at forever 21.

Oh. Thanks, flybsbgirl. But Portia beating up Batshit is hard to imagine. I do remember her saying something to Weak Link about not letting Batshit talk to her all crazy but she said it in such a monotone, lazy voice that I almost fell alseep during that scene.

Although it was nice to read a recap that didn't begin with an apology for lateness and TMI about the recapper's personal life by way of explanation, who's proofing these things now? Lots of pretty dumb typos are making it through.

As far as I'm concerned they whole recap could have been written using text message text and I would have been cool with it. It was put up within a good time and was funny as hell so if went a little like this:

"The hos wer @ the club n wer goin crzy n fightn w/each other. Batalie yelld alot n I hate the bitch n she punchd Kendra in da limo."

Mmmm...I wuldnt hav mindnd, ya kno?

uglycutie,

They actually show Eyebrows beating up Batshitalie on the previews so it's coming up believe me! lol

Anyway Great Recap Cherie I don't like Batshitalie but she makes the show interesting. The one I really can't stand is Manly, ugh!

bigjr6633

I couldn't find the preview anywhere. I went onto Bravo.com and saw all the upcoming video...nothing. I've been watching the actual channel Bravo and after catching an episode and a half...nada. Although I realized that all these chicks scare me. Even crazy little Annie. She looks like she would slit your throat while you slept.

Yeah, she wouldn't hesistate to give you a "Columbian Necktie" in a quick second. I'll just have to wait until Tuesday. Hope they don't pull the clip like MTV is doing with Jersey Shore's very special episode of Hot Italian Stud "Fisting" Snickers. hehe.

They showed portia going outside and jumped on natalie while she was sitting down, but...it looked like natalie got up with little trouble and promptly flung portia to the ground. looking forward to that episode. Thanks for the recap :)

Oh you people are pure evil, because it's your fault I got curious and decided to check out this shitfest (only seen the first episode so far though) and of course I'm hooked.

I have to say, though, I can't stand Batshit and if she's really going to spend the entire season going on and on like that, I'm not sure I'll be able to keep watching. She's loud but not fun-to-watch loud, just annoying and I want her off of my fucking screen as soon as possible.

On the other hand, I really like the LooneySpice character. Reminds me of Annette Funicello.

I am the current proof-reader here at TVgasm & I'm so sorry I'm late in commenting on your comment about my slackin off with my editing of our recaps. It's just been a little tense here at home, with my son running off with his own cousin right after Thanksgiving & then my daughter got venereal warts & I was afraid to sit on the toilet seat.... you can imagine! Then I got RLS (restless leg syndrome) & I just jerk around at the pc (like Flipit does searching porn sites).

I value your opinion & will do my best to give 110%...

Not to worry, chooch. I put in a couple of years as a proofreader back in my Chicago days. It's a thankless job.

I cannot explain to you people how much I absolutely adore you all. Chooch you are the craziest bitch I know. Please never ever change.

Thanks to all of you who read and enjoy and "over look" my mistakes. Much like shit, typos happen.

moeshas little brother- babe magnet. who'd of thunk it.