This week on Bad Girls Club..the Amber's do something lame, the Crabby Four totally over react and the new girl does crap too. Oh and they go to Vegas. Everyone got their protective gear on? Let's go!
This week starts off with the girls all happy happy about going to Vegas. They are packing like crazy and just so happy. They are flashing between all the girls packing and getting ready and then they show Tiff, Sarah and new girl Ashley taking a break. Ashley announces that her "boyfriend" just put $2500 into her bank account. Tiff and Sarah are all "oh wow that's great." However I am pretty sure they are having the same reaction I am. New girl needs a smack upside the head.
I'm so fucking thrilled for you. Really.
Ashley continues to get on my nerves with "I called him and said I didn't have any money and here's my account number and he emailed me this morning telling me that." Giggle giggle. Maybe it's just me, but that's tacky. And I realize I am saying this when these girls live in a house with a dildo vending machine and tacky kinda goes with territory. However I just found out I owe $800 in fed taxes and I ain't feeling to happy with Miss I sucked an old mans dick and got $2500.
Sarah tells us that she's a little jealous right now. And that Ashley seems a little materialistic and it rubs her the wrong way. I've never felt closer to Sarah than I do right now. Let's hug!
As the girls are getting ready, Ashley tells them that basically this guy is her "Sugar Daddy". Actually it was Boston who suggested that and Ashley confirmed. I was totally distracted by the fact that Boston is always "doing her hair" and it still always looks like a total mess.
Before=rats nest.
Ashley says she once asked her dirty old man guy if he wanted kids. His reply. YOU are my kid. Insert sound of vomiting here please. She also tells us that even though he's her Sugar Daddy she doesn't do anything with him. Oh yeah and he's 40. Really? Because I seem to remember when Amber told her that Geezer Bait was dating a 40 year old, Miss Moneyhag laughed her ass off. Hypocrit much?
Out in the hallway Amber is trying to figure out who will be riding with who. Don't hurt yourself dingbat. If I had to take a wild guess I would say The Crab Four in one car and you, Midget and Miss Moneyhag in the other.
Eeny meenie miney mo, catch a dingbat or a ho...
Tiff tells us that she is super excited to be going to Vegas. And I am super excited to see her smiling. That's the Tiff I love. Then she goes and ruins it by saying she will be riding with her Fab Four and they are the "realist" in the house. And she says that's why there's a division in the house. Nope, there's a division because you and your crabby ass cohorts made one.
Cut to the cars. They switch back and forth between the two. The Crab Four saying they will all share a room cause you know the others are divisive. Then over to the other three. They need a nickname too. Amber calls them The Three Muskateer's. Amber's a tard. I shall call them Miss Moneyhag and the Twins for now.
Back and forth they go. Crab Four saying they knew it would be the four of them in one car. Boston says "Did they actually think it would be any other way?" Wow that's so inclusive of you. Cut to Midget saying she tried to not do the separation thing and wanted them to all mix it up but to no avail. Cut back to Sarah saying Ashley could have come in the car with them. She didn't have to ride with Midget and Amber. Yeah cause it makes sooo much sense to have 5 people in one car and 2 in the other.
Amber actually makes a valid point by saying that they always get yelled at for spending time together but look what the others do. It's a double standard. Shut up Amber. Sorry, force of habit.
Then Sarah tells us that the Amber's friendship doesn't go beyond "Oh my God we both have blonde hair!" She would much rather have meaningful relationships and she thinks she's doing that. Really? How meaningful were the "somewhere over 40 but not more than 60" sexual partners you said you've had when you appeared on Tyra?
When I say meaningful I mean I fuck a lot.
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Comments (12)
Great Recap Cherie. This show is one of my guilty pleasures. Though the Ambers may act like loons I find their antics funnier than the Drab Four. I do think that at the end of the day, Midgit and Amber will continue to be friends where as the rest of the cast will probably never talk (or will only talk behind each others backs)
Thanks for the recap
GasmReader
1 of 12 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 6, 2009 9:02 AM
Thank you GasmReader! It seems you are my only reader this week! LOL.
Have I told you you are my favorite poster? :)
2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 7, 2009 1:43 PM
I guess Gasmreader is not a super fan like ME. Amber (fudgepacKer to me) has already talked shit about Dick Lips! Great friends! Still can't stand these two Jerry Kids they have ruined my Tuesday nites! I hope someone anyone KICKS there ASSES soon. I miss KC! damn I am so fucked up, huh!!?
3 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 7, 2009 9:30 PM
LOL you miss KC? As we say in the south, well Bless Your Heart! Can't say I miss that girl. Amber does need an ass kicking though and I'm thinking she'll get one. That girl talks too much shit. Wouldn't it be funny if Midget kicked her ass?
4 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:19 AM
What would be funny if both of them where lead into traffic!
5 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:15 PM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
6 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
7 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Slutty_whore you are my fav poster! Just don't tell GasmReader, or anyone else who has posted...:)
8 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 9, 2009 3:57 PM
Ahh I hate On Demand! They suck at putting the eps up ... just finally got to watch this one this morning. This whole wedding thing was DUMB, but I still like the Ambers wayyy more than the other girls. I just cannot STAND Geezer Bait, she's so effing obnoxious and beaver faced. I can't wait till the next episode where she goes fake batshit on Amber (like how she did to Midge, waited till the other girls could 'hold her back' before she tried to hit Midgy! haha)... Also, what was her deal while they were hanging with the strippers, she seriously looked like she was about to bawl her eyes out! Freak.
I wish i could comment along with everyone else on time, HINT HINT COMCAST!!
9 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
Lady_Ace have you tried Hulu.com? I'll look around some more and see what I can find! Thanks for hanging in there and commenting. Have I told you that you are my fav poster? :)
10 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:20 AM
hahaha, no you haven't!
And I looked on hulu... but there was just random clips of like "never before seen" footage, I think there was 1 or 2 episodes broken down into 3 sections each... but they were old eps : (
11 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:47 PM
Lady_Ace email me at CHGE1998@aol.com. I may have a way for you to see the show. It involves voodoo and chicken sacrifice. Nothing out of the ordinary.
12 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 1:15 AM