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Back to Miss Moneyhag and the Twins. Amber has had a thought. No really. She says that in order to piss the other girls off, she and Midget should get married. Uh why would that piss the other girls off? It's lame. Miss Moneyhag looks skeptical but Midget jumps right on board. Yay it would be lots of fun! Oy.

Amber says they should be married by Elvis and instead of rice they should throw gummi bears. Ok that part's funny. Miss Moneyhag gets into the spirit of things saying they will have to kiss and that stops Amber for a full second. Then she laughs.

As the cars finally get close enough to see the bright lights of Vegas, Boston screams "Yeah..wicked excited!" Could she be a bigger stereotype? Screams all around! Yay we're in Vegas. We are the first people on tv ever to go to Vegas. Seriously, does every reality show have to take a field trip to Vegas? Tiff tells us she always knew that someday she would click her heels and end up in Vegas and here she is. Way to dream big there Tiff. Sarah tells us that Vegas is everything she dreamed it would be. That when Boston said it was like Chucky Cheese on acid she was right. Am I the only one who doesn't find that the least bit appealing?

Looks like they will be staying at the Palms. Yippie. They are all so excited and happy! What could possibly go wrong?

We're gonna have a great time!

They run along the hallways until they find the room number and then...uh oh. There are only three beds. Sarah immediately calls a fucking bed. And then Boston's sour puss is all "Ya want me ta sleep in a fucking cot. I don't think so!"

After = Still a rats nest.

The Amber's decide they will bunk together. After all they are getting married. They haven't told the others that yet. Sarah says she is not sleeping on the floor. Miss Moneyhag says she doesn't give a fuck if she is the new girl, she's not sleeping on the floor. She already called a bed too. Hello? You people are in Vegas. Chucky Cheese's on acid! When are you going to sleep? Miss Moneyhag says the same thing I just did but not before asking this.

I'm guessing really old rich guys.

Midget suggests they switch off. You know take turns. Then she says "Who ever brings a guy home.." but Tiff doesn't let her finish. She says there will be no bringing guys home. She ain't sleeping next to people fucking. Don't blame her there. You are there for 3 days Midget. Put your dick in your pants and zip it!

Sarah comes up with a half decent idea. Put all their names in a hat and draw three. Those are the three that will take turns on the cot. The hat says Ashley, Boston and Sarah will be riding the cot one night each. Fair enough. In the next frame we see Sarah and Tiff running off to separate themselves from the others smoke and gossip. Tiff says she can tell already its going to be an irritating 4 days. That's the spirit!
Sarah says she is not sleeping with Ashley because...

That would be a step up for you now wouldn't it?

Oh God, it's The Amber Show. They are discussing the wedding.

Midget then tells us that out of the two of them, she is the best in bed. Good to know. Now put your hormones away you are grossing me out!

Out in the hallway on the floor, Sarah and Tiff continue to be inclusive. If inclusive means talking shit about the others. Tiff is saying if she wasn't so tired she would have made sure that Ashley was sleeping on that fucking cot. Believe that. And she continues, new girl doesn't even deserve to be there in the first place. Tiff you are seriously becoming boring.

I'm too tired to be a badass right now. Maybe later.

Then Tiff tells us that she doesn't have a problem with Ashley. At all. But she does feel at some point they will clash. Then she says "it doesn't get any realer than this." And she's pointing to herself. If by "real" you mean say one thing and do another, then ok. You are just so real Tiff.

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