Finally the girls get ready and go do some drinking and gambling. Lots of fun all around. Then they decide to get some food at a buffet. While there, Amber tells us that this is the perfect time to propose to Midget. Oh I can't wait. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz She gets everyone's attention, pulls out a box and in a bumbling idiotic way asks Midget to be her wife. With a ring pop.
Sarah laughs. Tiff says Oh my God. Geezer Bait looks confused because the ring looks like a pacifier and she needs her binky!
Midget says yes and they will be married tomorrow and have a bachelorette party tonight. Yay. Boston is understandably confused. She thought it was just a joke. It is you tard. Don't you watch Girls Next Door recapped by the brilliant Anglophista? Holly and Bridget wanted to get married there (shocking that this is not an original idea ain't it?) and they were DENIED! No marriage license for same sex couples.
If yoos two is lesbos, fine, don't touch me!
The girls stomp off to gossip about the newly engaged couple. Boston mutters that she doesn't want to be a part of it and Sarah tells her that she doesn't have to be. Then Sarah has to explain to Boston that they aren't gay and aren't really getting married. It's a joke dingbat. Oh wait, maybe they don't have those in Boston, you know, where she's from. Even Miss Moneyhag would rather be at the pool. They don't want to waste their time on the Amber's fake wedding. Here's a thought. Tell them that. Haha it was funny but we are only here for 3 days so thanks but no thanks.
I wouldn't go registering anywhere just yet.
And Tiff, Miss Real, lets loose on the other girls about how she doesn't want to attend, its not funny, she doesn't give a fuck about the Amber Show, it's Tiff's first time in Vegas blah blah blah. I get your point and I actually agree, but Tiff, you'd be a lot more real if you told that to them and not behind their backs.
I'm real y'all. Real two faced.
Meanwhile Midget and Amber get a clue and think maybe this didn't go over so well. Amber thinks Tiff is mad. What's to get mad about? Tell the Twit Twins you had a laugh but the joke is over I'd rather be drunk and gamble. End of story. Then Amber says she may have to beat Tiff up if she won't be supportive. Oh Amber, Tiff would hurt you in ways you cannot even imagine. Then Midget tells us that the girls should be supportive of their "love". Midget they don't find this funny anymore. Let it go.
Then they go around telling apparently innocent people that they are getting married.
I'm...so...happy?... for you?
And this poor woman who asks if they are really "lesbeans". And Midget just confuses the poor thing by saying "What would give you that idea?" Let the woman get back to her nickle slots for the love of polyester!
I never seen a real live lesbean before.
We're not lesbians. We're twits!
And this woman who was about to cut her husband's sack off for looking just a little to long.
What the fuck are you looking at?
A little later Geezer Bait surprises me and gets into the spirit of things by buying the girls a condom veil. Sarah tells us that because the Amber's are getting fucking married they are going to throw them a bachelorette party, and she rolls her eyes. As Geezer Bait is pinning the condoms to the veil, Midget says she will use one of them tonight with a man when she cheats on Amber. That's ok Midget, Amber likes to be cheated on.
Tiff is now pinning condoms to the veil and Midget says "I am sorry for just throwing this out at you." and Tiff snaps back "I don't even care anymore." Then Tiff tells us she's just trying to stay in good graces and not ruin her time or anyone elses time. And go with the flow. Here's to keeping it real.
Looks like the girls finally get into it and they decide that they will go to a male strip show. I went to one of those in Atlanta once. Some dude kept putting his sweaty ass that smelled like ass in my face. It was not cute. Anyway, they are going to see The Thunder Down Under. The show starts and the dudes start getting naked and I swear Sarah has never seen half naked dudes before.
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Comments (12)
Great Recap Cherie. This show is one of my guilty pleasures. Though the Ambers may act like loons I find their antics funnier than the Drab Four. I do think that at the end of the day, Midgit and Amber will continue to be friends where as the rest of the cast will probably never talk (or will only talk behind each others backs)
Thanks for the recap
GasmReader
1 of 12 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 6, 2009 9:02 AM
Thank you GasmReader! It seems you are my only reader this week! LOL.
Have I told you you are my favorite poster? :)
2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 7, 2009 1:43 PM
I guess Gasmreader is not a super fan like ME. Amber (fudgepacKer to me) has already talked shit about Dick Lips! Great friends! Still can't stand these two Jerry Kids they have ruined my Tuesday nites! I hope someone anyone KICKS there ASSES soon. I miss KC! damn I am so fucked up, huh!!?
3 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 7, 2009 9:30 PM
LOL you miss KC? As we say in the south, well Bless Your Heart! Can't say I miss that girl. Amber does need an ass kicking though and I'm thinking she'll get one. That girl talks too much shit. Wouldn't it be funny if Midget kicked her ass?
4 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:19 AM
What would be funny if both of them where lead into traffic!
5 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:15 PM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
6 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
7 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Slutty_whore you are my fav poster! Just don't tell GasmReader, or anyone else who has posted...:)
8 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 9, 2009 3:57 PM
Ahh I hate On Demand! They suck at putting the eps up ... just finally got to watch this one this morning. This whole wedding thing was DUMB, but I still like the Ambers wayyy more than the other girls. I just cannot STAND Geezer Bait, she's so effing obnoxious and beaver faced. I can't wait till the next episode where she goes fake batshit on Amber (like how she did to Midge, waited till the other girls could 'hold her back' before she tried to hit Midgy! haha)... Also, what was her deal while they were hanging with the strippers, she seriously looked like she was about to bawl her eyes out! Freak.
I wish i could comment along with everyone else on time, HINT HINT COMCAST!!
9 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
Lady_Ace have you tried Hulu.com? I'll look around some more and see what I can find! Thanks for hanging in there and commenting. Have I told you that you are my fav poster? :)
10 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:20 AM
hahaha, no you haven't!
And I looked on hulu... but there was just random clips of like "never before seen" footage, I think there was 1 or 2 episodes broken down into 3 sections each... but they were old eps : (
11 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:47 PM
Lady_Ace email me at CHGE1998@aol.com. I may have a way for you to see the show. It involves voodoo and chicken sacrifice. Nothing out of the ordinary.
12 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 1:15 AM