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Her mouth is hanging open and she's screaming. Amber looks bored. Geezer Bait is having fun. Boston looks like she smells shit. And from my own experience that is a very real possibility. And then a guy see's Ashley in the crowd and points to her. And she blows him a kiss.

Amber tells us that every where they go Ashley has to make herself the center of attention. LOL oh Amber, your green is showing, again. She tells us that Ashley is craving attention and its annoying and she doesn't want to associate herself with a person like that. Ha! Good luck getting away from yourself there ducklips.

The dude comes out and pulls Ashley onstage. And she's having a ball. Or two. She tells us that she loves a buff man and she "welcomes big penis's!" Amen sister.
All the while Amber looks like the jealous insecure twit we all know she is.

Out another dude comes and Boston and Midget stand up but no! They are denied! He goes to Amber! Oh but wait, she surely won't go onstage with him because that would be just like what Ashley just did, right?

Well well well. Not only is she onstage but she has a hold of that dude's ass checks and she's shaking them. Even Midget is like "Uh that's not ok. She's my girl. She's supposed to do that to me." Oh Midget, let it gooooooooooo.

After the show Sarah tells us that "some of the Thunders Down Under ask them to join them at the Liquidity bar." And so they do. Ashley is chatting up one guy and she tells him "You almost fell off the stage like 5 times from staring at me." Yeah Moneyhag its called make eye contact and get money thrown at me. He tells her she was pulling faces at him the whole time.

Then Sarah whispers to Tiff.

Then Amber moves in on Ashley's dude. They discuss what they each call pop. He calls it a fizzy drink. So does Amber OMG! Ashely says she calls it diet coke. Amber tells us that flirting with Ashley's guy is fun and that as soon as she starts talking to him he quickly loses interest in Ashley. Then we see this.

On and on Amber proves how desperate she is by slamming Ashley. She tells him he should see what she looks like without make up. Hello? Look how you look with make up you pock marked twit.

Ashley tells Sarah that she's trying not to get pissed since they just met these guys and all but..she's getting pissed. And she should be because Amber is slamming her. Hard.

Well that would leave you out now wouldn't it?

Later Ashley tells Amber to have some respect and Amber says she's not trying to steal her man. Ashley says you couldn't anyway. Oh snap! Meow meow psst psst! Ashley says there is a difference between being friendly and flirty and Amber says he flirts like that with all girls. And also that he isn't Ashley's man so there!

Ashley tell us its not cool for Amber to knowingly talk to a guy that she knows she's interested in. I agree. But Amber actually has a point when she says "Dude, he's a stripper!" Back and forth they go. Ashley wants to talk about it later. Amber doesn't. Blah blah shut up already.

Later the girls are still drinking and mixing it up with the sweaty assed strippers and one touches Boston's ass. She tells him he needs to ask permission before doing that. So he does. Midget asks her dude if he wants to get laid then puts a lei around his neck. Someone screams Fantasy Girls and in walks The Fantasy Girls.

More like a nightmare.

Geezer Bait looks scared and I don't blame her cause one of them is kinda scary looking.

I want my Mommy!

The other girls smile and say hi but you know they are worried that some competition has arrived. One of the Hanson boys has cut his hair and he tells the girls that they should join the Fantasy Girls in their show. Some are excited but Geezer Bait says she can't hear and looks like she's about to cry any second. I bet they forgot to give her a bottle.

Turns out Chris Judd is their choreographer. Remember him? He was married to J.Lo for about twenty seconds. Wait that's not helpful, she's a couple of those. He's the bald but cute dancer dude she married and then left for Ben Affleck who then got caught with strippers and she dumped. Wow it's like a total circle of life y'all!

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