Ashley just wants to let everyone know that she too used to be a choreographer, for 10 years. Nobody cares. Tiff is all excited and Sarah too saying that this is like her thing!
The next day brings sunshine and hangovers. Poor Midget would like some fresh fruit and a tylenolcolada. Geezer Bait decides to have some fun with the fruit.
Uhh...ouch!
Amber decides to be a two faced bitch and run to Sarah and tell her that in the car Ashley made comments about Sarah's online nudie shots. How it didn't mean a thing and anyone could have done that. Looks like she left out the part where she was saying that Sarah had breast implants and is a huge ass liar. Must have slipped her mind.
So of course Sarah runs to Tiff to tell her what Amber says that Ashley said. Tiff is like "she's obviously jealous." Sarah says she kinda likes it but she also wants to say something. Tiff tells her not to say anything just to "play into it more."
Later the girls all show up to practice with The Fantasy Girls. They will be coached by Chris Judd but first they go to hair and make up! They will be dressed as school girls. Slutty school girls of course. Fish nets, hideous ass giant black boots, the works. Sarah feels like she's finally home. Ashely tells us she's so excited to meet Chris Judd. Yeah he looks thrilled too.
Nice to meet you. Yay.
Some lady wants to know who will be agreeable to letting their tata's fly loose. Sarah and Ashley will. So they send them downstairs to change into rehearsal clothes and begin to..rehearse. It's a mess. Geezer Bait is lost. Tiff is lost. Old lady dancer and Chris Judd try but.. well....
Solid Crap Dancer.
Ashley tells us Amber looks like a dork. And she does. Amber tells us she has no coordination and she can't dance. Oops. But she says she's really good looking so that makes up for it. Oh you pathetic deluded thing you.
After they "practice" they go to dinner. As they are trying to decide what to eat a guy comes up with a bottle of wine compliments of Ashley. Awww. She says she just wants to thanks everyone for welcoming her into the house...hahahahaha! WTF? Tiff tells her to stop cause she's making it hard to hate her. Ashley says whenever she does something to get on their nerves she will just give them a bottle of Petrone. They toast.
Meanwhile the Amber's are off somewhere. Uh oh. They are pretending to be fortune tellers and Amber says "You will marry a beautiful girl and have 5 ugly room mates. Laughs and giggles.
Back to the table Boston tells Ashley that her buying them a bottle is a move that she herself would make if she was the new girl. Boston tells us that she likes Ashley and she thinks she's more like them than she is those icky Amber's.
Ashley tells them that whenever she feels something happening she tries to squash it. She doesn't like to fight. Sarah tells us that she's not sure she believes what Amber said about Ashley. As much as she loves to hate her, she just isn't sure if what she says is true.
Off to hair and make up. Tiff tells us she's excited and nervous. Sarah is so excited that she can hardly breathe. And then old lady dancer says "I want you to meet Carrot Top." Uh...WHY? That dude looks entirely too clownish to me and Cherie is begining to get skeerd!
Geezer Bait is genuinely thrilled and wants to know if he brought Hamburgler with him. Boston tells us that its very weird and random to have Carrot Top serving them shots in the dressing room. That may be the biggest understatement I've ever heard.
Geezer Bait runs and tattles to Boston & Sarah that the Amber's have written The Amber Show on their tummies. Sarah suggests that they write Bad Girls Club or say take this whole thing seriously because a lot of people have spent a lot of time and energy to make this night possible. WTF is this Live Aid? You are strippers! get over yourself.
Midget tells her she doesn't know how to dance and so she's just trying to be silly and Sarah repeats that a lot of orphans had to die in order to make the dye for Carrot Tops hair and she should have some respect. Or something like that.
Showing my tits will feed 6 orphans a day for 3 years.
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Comments (12)
Great Recap Cherie. This show is one of my guilty pleasures. Though the Ambers may act like loons I find their antics funnier than the Drab Four. I do think that at the end of the day, Midgit and Amber will continue to be friends where as the rest of the cast will probably never talk (or will only talk behind each others backs)
Thanks for the recap
GasmReader
1 of 12 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 6, 2009 9:02 AM
Thank you GasmReader! It seems you are my only reader this week! LOL.
Have I told you you are my favorite poster? :)
2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 7, 2009 1:43 PM
I guess Gasmreader is not a super fan like ME. Amber (fudgepacKer to me) has already talked shit about Dick Lips! Great friends! Still can't stand these two Jerry Kids they have ruined my Tuesday nites! I hope someone anyone KICKS there ASSES soon. I miss KC! damn I am so fucked up, huh!!?
3 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 7, 2009 9:30 PM
LOL you miss KC? As we say in the south, well Bless Your Heart! Can't say I miss that girl. Amber does need an ass kicking though and I'm thinking she'll get one. That girl talks too much shit. Wouldn't it be funny if Midget kicked her ass?
4 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:19 AM
What would be funny if both of them where lead into traffic!
5 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:15 PM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
6 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
7 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Slutty_whore you are my fav poster! Just don't tell GasmReader, or anyone else who has posted...:)
8 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 9, 2009 3:57 PM
Ahh I hate On Demand! They suck at putting the eps up ... just finally got to watch this one this morning. This whole wedding thing was DUMB, but I still like the Ambers wayyy more than the other girls. I just cannot STAND Geezer Bait, she's so effing obnoxious and beaver faced. I can't wait till the next episode where she goes fake batshit on Amber (like how she did to Midge, waited till the other girls could 'hold her back' before she tried to hit Midgy! haha)... Also, what was her deal while they were hanging with the strippers, she seriously looked like she was about to bawl her eyes out! Freak.
I wish i could comment along with everyone else on time, HINT HINT COMCAST!!
9 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
Lady_Ace have you tried Hulu.com? I'll look around some more and see what I can find! Thanks for hanging in there and commenting. Have I told you that you are my fav poster? :)
10 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:20 AM
hahaha, no you haven't!
And I looked on hulu... but there was just random clips of like "never before seen" footage, I think there was 1 or 2 episodes broken down into 3 sections each... but they were old eps : (
11 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:47 PM
Lady_Ace email me at CHGE1998@aol.com. I may have a way for you to see the show. It involves voodoo and chicken sacrifice. Nothing out of the ordinary.
12 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 1:15 AM