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Old Lady dancer tells them this is it. They have one chance to be hot! Boston is nervous and predicts that this will be a Bad Girls disaster. Out comes Stephanie to introduce the Bad Girls! Before they come out Tiff tells us she's scared, Geezer Bait is having a panic attack. I'm getting nervous for them myself. Out they come! The curtain goes up and hooker music plays. Slowly they step down some stairs and they look slow and awkward.

Tiff tells us that she thinks it's a hot mess. Amber looks lost and confused. As usual. Geezer Bait tells us that Amber can't walk right much less dance and she looks like there's a stick up her ass right now. LOL maybe there is.

Sarah meanwhile in the spirit of being inclusive, says she couldn't give a fuck about the other bitches. She feels like a rock star and plops her saggies out at the crowd. She tells us "it just feels so good to be so out-goingly sexual." Oh I see she likes being a whore. Yay! Yay for whores.

Ashley comes next and shows the crowd her boobs too. They all dance around a little more and then it's mercifully over. They are laughing as they leave the stage and Midget thinks they were on count but is informed otherwise. Then Tiff almost falls down the stairs. In previews I thought it was Amber who busted ass so I am disappointed.

Midget tells us they will be known as the Disaster Girls but Sarah says she killed it and that's all she cares about. I see, I guess they should have written Sarah Show on their tummies instead.

Yes but can you burp the alphabet?

After they perform the for real dancers come on and show them how its done. I'm about to start throwing donuts at the screen because these women are in shape and I have ....a shape. Not unlike the donut. Anyway after that, the girls go walking around Vegas and all is well. They go to a club to party Vegas style and they are drunk as hell and at one spot drinks are thrown and Ashley is wet faced and escorted away.

I love the editing on this show. Cut to the floor where Midget is sprawled out on Tiff. Tiff tells her she fell asleep holding her arm last night. Midget says its because she needed her last night since its her last night as a virgin. Oh crap.

Puke on me and die.

Midget tells us its their last day in Vegas and they have one more stop to make. She and Amber are getting married. Amber tells us she knows its going to be the best day of her life and blah blah blah.

They pile into the cars and Boston, Geezer Bait and Sarah are not happy. They just want to sleep. I don't see Tiff. She must be laying down.Then we see the Amber's talking about their life together and how it will be. Boy when Oxygen gets an idea they just ruuun with it.

At the chapel, Sarah, Boston and Geezer Bait are slowly walking across the parking lot whining about having to be a part of this crap when they feel like something the cat harfed up. Finally they all stagger into the chapel and Silvia Brown greets them. Only she says her name is Charlotte.

They say they want to be married now. They both want dresses and off they go to find the perfect gown for each. They choose flowers. They go through the whole damn thing while the other girls stand around in pain. And I feel for them.

Sarah says why can't they get married in what they are wearing and go through the tunnel of love and do their secret lesbo stuff. She tells us that this is just more of the Amber's bullshit. They will do anything for attention. So will you stripper so shut it already.

Midget says the girls should carry yellow flowers because yellow stands for jealousy. I thought green was for jealousy but Sylvia Brown said yellow and she knows everything.

Satan's favorite color is yellow.

Oops.

On and on this shit goes with the Amber's saying that the other girls don't understand their love and how could you not love these faces? Well I could make a list for one of you but the internet isn't that large.

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