Sylvia asks the others who are sprawled on the floor if they are tired and they explain they are hungover and maybe still a little drunk. She is shocked. Really? Oh God, Tiff tells her they "bounced on it all night." This poor ancient creature doesn't understand what that means but offers that she and her sister Martha Washington, used to bounce on their beds.
Dear Lord, please make this episode end. Love, Cherie Oh and while you are at it, please let me lose ten pounds by tomorrow. Amen.
As Sylvia continues to deny that she has "bounced" Ashley asks her if she has children, she does, and Ashley informs her that she has indeed "bounced". Laughs all around.
The Amber's are finally in their dresses. Yay. Amber tells us that Midget looks beautiful and then she looks in the mirror and realizes how much better she looks. Have I mentioned this girl gets on my very last nerve?
Mirror mirror on the wall, yuck.
Sylvia decides to tell everyone that the bible says that no murderer's, whore monger's or anyone who doesn't floss will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Good to know. Tiff says she reads her bible and Doomsday Debbie says "Have you repented of your sins?"
Boston don't play dat.
Boston doesn't know what repent means. Ashley wants to know if she can sin now and repent later. Sarah wants to go smoke. Doomsday Debbie says the bible says "IF you smoke on earth you shall surely smoke in hell." Ya know what else the bible says? SHUT UP OLD WOMAN! Oh for the love of stupidity. Boston wants to see that passage in the bible because she didn't know there were cigarettes "back when They were roaming the earth."
Dear Lord maybe you didn't hear me the first time. I know you are busy. PLEASE LET THIS EPISODE END. xoxo
Ashley tells us she thinks the old crone is the devil because she has firey red devil hair. Nah, she was making out with Carrot Top before y'all got there and it rubbed off on her hair.
The bible don't say nuthin bout getting some Carrot Top love.
Oh help me Jesus there are vows. Midget says "From the first moment the strap on his me in the back I knew you were the one for me. I like the cherry panties, the smell of your sizzling skin. I love to tame your fly aways.
I take thee crater face...
Amber says "When I first pulled away your nipple covers.." causing Doomsday Debbie to say "WHAT?" Amber continues.."and exposed your young supple breasts. (giggle giggle) I knew I needed to caress them for the rest of my life." At this point Tiff is cracking up and falls to the floor.
Amber keeps going. "When you close the door and release your bodily gasses it turns me on. Its not just our names that connect us it's our double sided python. I can't wait to rub peanut butter on your cookie."
I'll tell Satan to be expecting you. I have him on speed dial.
Doomsday Debbie puts a stop to this by saying she is NOT going to marry them. Dramatic music plays. Sad faces all around. DD says she is going to throw up and she will not disrespect God. She refuses! And leaves the room. And Midget cracks up and starts singing Bad Girls.
Ashley tells us they get kicked out of a fucking chapel. Midget says she's gonna cry. Maybe from laughing. They all agree "fuck Vegas" its time to go home.
No thanks.
And they leave us with post card's of their stay. No thanks. I saw it the first time. I need more donuts. And aspirin. Until next time lovies. Smooches!
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Comments (12)
Great Recap Cherie. This show is one of my guilty pleasures. Though the Ambers may act like loons I find their antics funnier than the Drab Four. I do think that at the end of the day, Midgit and Amber will continue to be friends where as the rest of the cast will probably never talk (or will only talk behind each others backs)
Thanks for the recap
GasmReader
1 of 12 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 6, 2009 9:02 AM
Thank you GasmReader! It seems you are my only reader this week! LOL.
Have I told you you are my favorite poster? :)
2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 7, 2009 1:43 PM
I guess Gasmreader is not a super fan like ME. Amber (fudgepacKer to me) has already talked shit about Dick Lips! Great friends! Still can't stand these two Jerry Kids they have ruined my Tuesday nites! I hope someone anyone KICKS there ASSES soon. I miss KC! damn I am so fucked up, huh!!?
3 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 7, 2009 9:30 PM
LOL you miss KC? As we say in the south, well Bless Your Heart! Can't say I miss that girl. Amber does need an ass kicking though and I'm thinking she'll get one. That girl talks too much shit. Wouldn't it be funny if Midget kicked her ass?
4 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:19 AM
What would be funny if both of them where lead into traffic!
5 of 12 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 8, 2009 3:15 PM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
6 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Cherie, I thought I was your fave poster (sad face!) LOL. Seriously, this ep was kind of dull and I'm just waiting for the Amber beat down tomorrow.... once something of interest happens, you'll get all the posting you could ever want!
7 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 9, 2009 7:12 AM
Slutty_whore you are my fav poster! Just don't tell GasmReader, or anyone else who has posted...:)
8 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 9, 2009 3:57 PM
Ahh I hate On Demand! They suck at putting the eps up ... just finally got to watch this one this morning. This whole wedding thing was DUMB, but I still like the Ambers wayyy more than the other girls. I just cannot STAND Geezer Bait, she's so effing obnoxious and beaver faced. I can't wait till the next episode where she goes fake batshit on Amber (like how she did to Midge, waited till the other girls could 'hold her back' before she tried to hit Midgy! haha)... Also, what was her deal while they were hanging with the strippers, she seriously looked like she was about to bawl her eyes out! Freak.
I wish i could comment along with everyone else on time, HINT HINT COMCAST!!
9 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
Lady_Ace have you tried Hulu.com? I'll look around some more and see what I can find! Thanks for hanging in there and commenting. Have I told you that you are my fav poster? :)
10 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:20 AM
hahaha, no you haven't!
And I looked on hulu... but there was just random clips of like "never before seen" footage, I think there was 1 or 2 episodes broken down into 3 sections each... but they were old eps : (
11 of 12 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:47 PM
Lady_Ace email me at CHGE1998@aol.com. I may have a way for you to see the show. It involves voodoo and chicken sacrifice. Nothing out of the ordinary.
12 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 1:15 AM