Howdy there Gasmi! After last weeks recap show I am back and anxious to dive right in to this new episode. Not really, I actually have the flu and sitting up and typing makes me want to cry but thats just how much I love you guys. Let me crack open a new case of Nyquil and lets jump into the Bad Girls Club!
This week pretty much starts off where 2 weeks ago ended. You know where the Flatulent Five decided that the Amber's were talking shit behind their backs and they were gonna call them out on it. Only one problem. They all talk shit and the whole scene was retarded. And if that beaver toothed taking candy from strangers little psycho had gotten in my face like she did Amber's, she'd be a greasy little toothy smear on the wall.
Nanny nanny boo boo!
Geezer Bait is still screaming about be "prepared for the hurricane" and she's not talking about when Geezer Dude pisses the bed. And she does that little neck roll thingy that lets everyone know she is for realz y'all. The Amber's just sit on their bed quietly waiting for the quiet after the storm. Not yet, Tiff isn't done either. She tells them, "Y'all better hold on to each other real long, hard and thick, cause all y'all got is each other from now on." When did Tiff get so ridiculous? Oh and she's digging in her crotch when she says that shit too.
That's what ya get for hanging with Sarah.
Amber asks Midget what she said to Tiff. Midget says she told her that's not how she feels so those things wouldn't have come out of her mouth. Then Midget tells us that Amber has spilled the beans about everyone in the house and she's now guilty by association. Well I hate to sound like Meemaw but if you lay down with dogs you will get fleas. And Amber is a dog and I'm sure she would have fleas if the crabs hadn't already eaten them. Midget tries to explain to Amber that sometimes she runs her freakin mouth and Amber denies she has ever said anything bad. Hahahaha! Amber you do talk a load of shit and you got called out and instead of getting in their faces and saying have a look in the mirror you hipocritical slags, you tried to play innocent and innocent you are not!
Wah wah I'm a whiny bitch!
Later Amber runs and calls her Mommy to whine about how she's being forced to deal with blah blah blah and she's afraid to leave the house because they said they were going to throw her shit in the pool and wah wah wah. Are you kidding me? Handle your business you dingbat! She wonders if maybe she should leave because she feels cornered. Then Oxygen starts playing some whiney bullshit music and showing rollling clouds and I wonder for a sec if maybe I just died.
Jesus, is that you? Ya got any Nyquil?
No such luck, Geezer Bait is yapping. It seems no one has ever seen her as angry as she was last night. She tells Boston that "they" said that Kevin looks like the kind of guy who brings kids into his room at night. And? Hello he does. Boston says "That is so far off it makes me giggle." Yeah thats a real stretch there Boston. As Sarah staggers into the room looking like death, Geezer Bait keeps saying she isn't going to be nice to "them" anymore. Then the stupid bitch tells us that she talks shit about the girls every day but she doesn't get caught when she does it.
Do you guys smell that?
Sarah opines that "this...whole..thing...started...by her getting...mad...and saying that I was a whore and my boobs were fake." Well that didn't take long. She was in the room for about 3 seconds before everything became about Sarah. Impressive. Not. Geezer Bait says she just wants "them" to go home.
I smell it now.
Back to Midget and Amber. Amber is wah wahing about how she doesn't think its worth it and Midget says "If I could tell you one thing about your personality, you like to talk a lot of shit." Amber denies this and Midget tells her that she also acts fake to people sometimes. Amber claims its a survival technique she uses. WELL HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU SKANK? Sorry, Dr. Phil/Nyquil moment.
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Comments (22)
Hey Cherie Bear,
Loved the recap this week, it's my favorite by far. I wait all week to see whatcha gotta say about these f*ckwits. I am kinda skeerd for next week though. I don't want my Midget to get a beat down. Her's is mah fave!
I am mad about Tiff. Now she really has earned the title Tiffmonster. I am bummed out about that. You are right about Sarah, she does look like she puts out a foul odor. I grimmace every time I see her. *gags*
Hope you feel better soon, and keep up the good work. You are the best!
-WG
1 of 22 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on February 28, 2009 4:36 AM
Cherie great job! I think your recaps may be the only reason i am still watching this show! I swear its a good thing i don't have heart problems because i know this show makes my blood pressure go up. i would throw stuff at my tv if i didn't just buy a new one. these girls are so ridiculous. the flatulent five seriously got mad at the ambers for talking to someone they didn't aprove of. And when did whitney start hating on kayla after telling her over and over "I gotcha backbone, I gotcha backbone"? Grrr i really hate these bitches. if midget wasn't on this show i would have given up a long time ago.
2 of 22 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on February 28, 2009 7:57 AM
yeah I was waiting for more with Kayla. Yelling. Kicking. Attacking. Scratching. Something. And I wanted her to come back to the house. We need something that isn't fab 5 related.
3 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 8:40 AM
I see you won't talk shit about the Amber M. any more !!! Since she has become your personal friend!!!
4 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:40 AM
Oh Tiff, I mean ceecee, don't get your boxers in a wad. As soon as Midget does something stupid I'll be glad to point it out. Until then I have my hands full with the Flatulent Five. Does this mean you love me no longer?
5 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:44 AM
Cherie write some more details about Kayla! lol good ones! Cuz I love kayla. Anyway are you going to recap the reunion and other reunions or talk shows or whatever they'll be on? Please say you will! You are just too funny! Man you have to recap some other shows! You made my day!
6 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 12:39 PM
I am flattered you think I am Tiffany but sorry I am not!! However,I am fan of the show have read you blog for quite a while !! Anyone who reads everything you write and your comments can tell who you favor. I just point it out! Can I not do that!!!
7 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 5:51 PM
Ceecee you can point out anything you want to. Thats what the comment sections for. I've said over and over that Midget is my favorite. What I'm wondering is why that bothers you so much? Why don't we just agree to disagree? Come on, group hug!
8 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:21 PM
As you see i keep coming back to read you! so I think I've hugged you awhile ago! I just like when you wrote picked on everyone that is all! Sorry that my picking that out bothers you so much. Plus I have the biggest lesbo crush on Tiffany!!!
9 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:54 PM
LOL I'm coming back to read if anyone has responded to me and here you people are just plain ignoring me! How rude! Just kidding. Wow for a moment I thought there would be fights in this comment section.
10 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:08 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! CeeCee & Cherie are having a Fight!!!
11 of 22 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on February 28, 2009 10:11 PM
Can't we all just get along? :)
12 of 22 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 1, 2009 4:26 AM
Cherie, love the reviews, and I can forgive that Amber is your favorite... LOL, she is a riot in the confessionals (save for that vapid Amber show), but Tiffany has a point when she says that Midget pretends to be dumb and has no response when confronted.... I am a little bored with the Flatulent Five and the Ambers. Something has got to give and prove why this is the BGC.
As far as Ailea, I love that's she such a nutjob and the fact that she slept with Fazil is amusing. And Roland, the Irish singer, was so hideous.... So she's no longer Geezer Bait, (loved Kevin's drunk dialing) maybe she's now Fazil Bait?
13 of 22 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:20 AM
Sorry badboysclub, I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just traumatized that ceecee was upset with me. I don't know what I'll be doing after this show but I will cover the reunion show. Only I'll call it the Midget Show and I'll only talk about her. Just kidding. Tee hee.
Hey chooch, ya big trouble maker, don't make me slap that ass!
Thanks for reading guys!
14 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 1, 2009 8:56 AM
chhhhherie.
im with you... ceecee is tiff, or is a close friend of tiff's or is obsessed with tiff.... our midget amber was right to call her out on it recently after the show!
15 of 22 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:29 PM
SO MUCH WORD on Sarah's funkiness! She always looks so greasy and smelly, like she smells like pee or coochie or something nasty.
16 of 22 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 2, 2009 7:31 AM
Ugh, I hate The Amber's as much as the next person, but I do think they are getting a raw deal. that being said, the tape/clothing prank was HILARIOUS and I kept thinking that if The Amber's had thought of it first, they would have acted the exact same way.
I also don't get where the animosity towards Kayla comes in. Yes, she is ghetto and she did leave, but those backstabbing bee-yotches let her go and didn't say a word to Midget, who was fighting too! And the fact that they've made up and get along speaks volumes.
And for the record, I actually like Sarah!
17 of 22 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on March 2, 2009 11:38 AM
Cherie
Great recap, love the caption for the picture in the confessional "Please make big shiny things go away!" Utterly perfect... Sorry folks but I am a Midget fan as well. Used to be a Tiff fan, ceecee but ever since she went over to the irrational Flab Five have not been able to stand her.
Looking forward to the smack down next week.
18 of 22 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 2, 2009 12:59 PM
I just want to say that I think the Ambers have gotten screwed over by a pack of crazy women.
There is a ridiculous double standard going on, and Tiff has seriously started to become crazy.
Right now, I wouldn.t consider any of these women as my friend, but Midget would probably be the funnest to hang out with.
19 of 22 | Posted by lennonwhore | Posted on March 3, 2009 8:20 PM
cherie you should recap the bonus footage lol. ALthough I guess that's a little too much but some of it is just good material for you to make fun of like Ailea getting drunk and being angry at amber B holder Amber M's purse.
20 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on March 4, 2009 2:38 PM
Dear Cherie,
I love your recaps and I can not wait for this weeks recap about the trip to Cancun.
21 of 22 | Posted by amiddla1969 | Posted on March 5, 2009 11:24 AM
I detest the Flabby Five. They are nothing but bullies, and there's nothing I abhor more than a bully. They behave like a pack of hyenas, sniffing out what they consider to be the weakest link, and work together to bring them down. They are absolutely awful. I am so saddened by Tiffany's behavior, as she seemed so reasonable in the beginning. I have no respect for any of them. I actually prefer the Ambers (at least Midget). Sad. And pathetic. And I wish Tanisha and Kayla would come back to kick all 5 of the sad, tacky, weak, two-faced asses. Bitches.
22 of 22 | Posted by eagle0021 | Posted on March 5, 2009 8:52 PM