Amber keeps talking bullshit about how this has been an eye opener for her and its all about her own insecurities and zzzzzzzzzz. OMG then she goes for broke and tells Geezer Bait that she honestly thinks Kevin is a wonderful man, and if she loves and cares for him, then so does she. Oh man she ain't shutting up. She tells them that for the past month she has said nothing but wonderful, wonderful things about Kevin. Still crickets. Either Geezer Bait ain't buying it or Sarah's odor has finally sent her into a coma.
Must....have....air...
Amber tells us that she's basically bullshitting them so they will feel bad for her and stop being rude and mean and realize what they did was way out of line. Good luck with that dumbass. Tiff bursts out laughing and Midget asks them if they have anything to say. Nope. And they get up to leave and Tiff is scratching at her crotch again.
I would suggest Raid.
Geezer Bait decides the apology just wasn't good enough and she's all about making their life a living hell. You go girl.
Amber decides she's gonna play nice and be cool but when its time to leave the house she won't be so nice. Shut up Amber. Midget is trying to have a convo with Trashley but Trashley basically ignores her. Midget says she's being ignored but she's trying to handle this maturely and hopes it will all work out. Oh Midget. I would bet money it's so not gonna work out.
Telephone! It's Kayla again. This time Tiff answers. Coldly. She's asking for Amber who isn't home and so she asks about her necklace and Tiff has no clue and when Kayla asks her to tell Amber to call her, Tiff just hangs up. Then she goes and tells the others that "nobody wants that raggity ass necklace." Tiff tells us that Kayla is using that neclace as an excuse to call and come back to the house and it's over with for her. Odd how she didn't say that to her when she had her on the phone, since she's so all about being real and not talking shit.
Expert on cheap.
Trashley holds the necklace up and says its worth about 3 dollars. Someone says that Kayla will kill them and Tiff says oh hell no she would kick Kayla's ass. I'm sure she would but again I would be more impressed if you said that TO HER and not to the Flabby Flatulent Five.
Sarah tells us that the girls have decided to have a psychic over. Amber answers the door and automatically asks PsychicGirl to tell her what her name is. LOL. Good one. Now shut it. PsychicGirl says it doesn't work that way. And just why not? If you are psychic you should know everything! Like lotto numbers and where I hid that box of Little Debbies that I can't find.
They all gather round and Amber starts off by asking about Stubface. PG tells her he's gay, get over him. And also he's not real bright. Then they show his stupid ass tripping up some stairs. Sarah asks about Noah and PG says he has a really bright energy about him. That's just the glow from the antibiotics. Geezer Bait asks about Old Stinky Geezer Balls and PG says he likes her but he's molesting kids on the side. And I swear Bait picks her nose and then asks if Fazil is "keen on her."
I found a boogie!
Then PG tells her there's a third dude coming in. In about 3 weeks. Midget wants to know if there will be more gummi bears in their future? I'm about to choke a midget! ENOUGH with the gummi bears!
Tiff tells us she thinks the psychic has brought the house back together. They have re bonded. How sweet. Tiff and Amber are talking about the photo shoot they have the next day and Amber hopes Kayla will be there because she misses her. Tiff not so much. Tiff says she is prepared for Kayla and she could care less what she has to say and she's done. Off to the shoot!
Some dude tells them that they will be doing publicity shots and it will be lots of hard work and lots of fun. Lots of girly squeals and happiness. They back a truck up of concealer for Sarah and get started spackling Amber's face. And then we hear sound effects of a bomb dropping and see a car pull up! Kayla!
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Comments (22)
Hey Cherie Bear,
Loved the recap this week, it's my favorite by far. I wait all week to see whatcha gotta say about these f*ckwits. I am kinda skeerd for next week though. I don't want my Midget to get a beat down. Her's is mah fave!
I am mad about Tiff. Now she really has earned the title Tiffmonster. I am bummed out about that. You are right about Sarah, she does look like she puts out a foul odor. I grimmace every time I see her. *gags*
Hope you feel better soon, and keep up the good work. You are the best!
-WG
1 of 22 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on February 28, 2009 4:36 AM
Cherie great job! I think your recaps may be the only reason i am still watching this show! I swear its a good thing i don't have heart problems because i know this show makes my blood pressure go up. i would throw stuff at my tv if i didn't just buy a new one. these girls are so ridiculous. the flatulent five seriously got mad at the ambers for talking to someone they didn't aprove of. And when did whitney start hating on kayla after telling her over and over "I gotcha backbone, I gotcha backbone"? Grrr i really hate these bitches. if midget wasn't on this show i would have given up a long time ago.
2 of 22 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on February 28, 2009 7:57 AM
yeah I was waiting for more with Kayla. Yelling. Kicking. Attacking. Scratching. Something. And I wanted her to come back to the house. We need something that isn't fab 5 related.
3 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 8:40 AM
I see you won't talk shit about the Amber M. any more !!! Since she has become your personal friend!!!
4 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:40 AM
Oh Tiff, I mean ceecee, don't get your boxers in a wad. As soon as Midget does something stupid I'll be glad to point it out. Until then I have my hands full with the Flatulent Five. Does this mean you love me no longer?
5 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:44 AM
Cherie write some more details about Kayla! lol good ones! Cuz I love kayla. Anyway are you going to recap the reunion and other reunions or talk shows or whatever they'll be on? Please say you will! You are just too funny! Man you have to recap some other shows! You made my day!
6 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 12:39 PM
I am flattered you think I am Tiffany but sorry I am not!! However,I am fan of the show have read you blog for quite a while !! Anyone who reads everything you write and your comments can tell who you favor. I just point it out! Can I not do that!!!
7 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 5:51 PM
Ceecee you can point out anything you want to. Thats what the comment sections for. I've said over and over that Midget is my favorite. What I'm wondering is why that bothers you so much? Why don't we just agree to disagree? Come on, group hug!
8 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:21 PM
As you see i keep coming back to read you! so I think I've hugged you awhile ago! I just like when you wrote picked on everyone that is all! Sorry that my picking that out bothers you so much. Plus I have the biggest lesbo crush on Tiffany!!!
9 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:54 PM
LOL I'm coming back to read if anyone has responded to me and here you people are just plain ignoring me! How rude! Just kidding. Wow for a moment I thought there would be fights in this comment section.
10 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:08 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! CeeCee & Cherie are having a Fight!!!
11 of 22 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on February 28, 2009 10:11 PM
Can't we all just get along? :)
12 of 22 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 1, 2009 4:26 AM
Cherie, love the reviews, and I can forgive that Amber is your favorite... LOL, she is a riot in the confessionals (save for that vapid Amber show), but Tiffany has a point when she says that Midget pretends to be dumb and has no response when confronted.... I am a little bored with the Flatulent Five and the Ambers. Something has got to give and prove why this is the BGC.
As far as Ailea, I love that's she such a nutjob and the fact that she slept with Fazil is amusing. And Roland, the Irish singer, was so hideous.... So she's no longer Geezer Bait, (loved Kevin's drunk dialing) maybe she's now Fazil Bait?
13 of 22 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:20 AM
Sorry badboysclub, I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just traumatized that ceecee was upset with me. I don't know what I'll be doing after this show but I will cover the reunion show. Only I'll call it the Midget Show and I'll only talk about her. Just kidding. Tee hee.
Hey chooch, ya big trouble maker, don't make me slap that ass!
Thanks for reading guys!
14 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 1, 2009 8:56 AM
chhhhherie.
im with you... ceecee is tiff, or is a close friend of tiff's or is obsessed with tiff.... our midget amber was right to call her out on it recently after the show!
15 of 22 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:29 PM
SO MUCH WORD on Sarah's funkiness! She always looks so greasy and smelly, like she smells like pee or coochie or something nasty.
16 of 22 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 2, 2009 7:31 AM
Ugh, I hate The Amber's as much as the next person, but I do think they are getting a raw deal. that being said, the tape/clothing prank was HILARIOUS and I kept thinking that if The Amber's had thought of it first, they would have acted the exact same way.
I also don't get where the animosity towards Kayla comes in. Yes, she is ghetto and she did leave, but those backstabbing bee-yotches let her go and didn't say a word to Midget, who was fighting too! And the fact that they've made up and get along speaks volumes.
And for the record, I actually like Sarah!
17 of 22 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on March 2, 2009 11:38 AM
Cherie
Great recap, love the caption for the picture in the confessional "Please make big shiny things go away!" Utterly perfect... Sorry folks but I am a Midget fan as well. Used to be a Tiff fan, ceecee but ever since she went over to the irrational Flab Five have not been able to stand her.
Looking forward to the smack down next week.
18 of 22 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 2, 2009 12:59 PM
I just want to say that I think the Ambers have gotten screwed over by a pack of crazy women.
There is a ridiculous double standard going on, and Tiff has seriously started to become crazy.
Right now, I wouldn.t consider any of these women as my friend, but Midget would probably be the funnest to hang out with.
19 of 22 | Posted by lennonwhore | Posted on March 3, 2009 8:20 PM
cherie you should recap the bonus footage lol. ALthough I guess that's a little too much but some of it is just good material for you to make fun of like Ailea getting drunk and being angry at amber B holder Amber M's purse.
20 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on March 4, 2009 2:38 PM
Dear Cherie,
I love your recaps and I can not wait for this weeks recap about the trip to Cancun.
21 of 22 | Posted by amiddla1969 | Posted on March 5, 2009 11:24 AM
I detest the Flabby Five. They are nothing but bullies, and there's nothing I abhor more than a bully. They behave like a pack of hyenas, sniffing out what they consider to be the weakest link, and work together to bring them down. They are absolutely awful. I am so saddened by Tiffany's behavior, as she seemed so reasonable in the beginning. I have no respect for any of them. I actually prefer the Ambers (at least Midget). Sad. And pathetic. And I wish Tanisha and Kayla would come back to kick all 5 of the sad, tacky, weak, two-faced asses. Bitches.
22 of 22 | Posted by eagle0021 | Posted on March 5, 2009 8:52 PM