Tiff tells us that when Kayla walks in there is a bad vibe and she doesn't even make eye contact. Kayla wants to know where she should sit. Nobody says anything. Tiff keeps peeking at her like a little Hoot Owl. Midget asks her is she misses them and Kayla says she misses a few of them lol.
Hootie-hooooooooo!
OMG Amber comes screaming into the room like a nut and hugs Kayla. Kayla hugs her back and then Amber excitedly tells us that the other girls have been torturing her and Midget and she's glad Kayla's there to put them in their place. Fight your own battles dingbat!
Kayla wants to know where the new girl is and then she spots Trashley. They look each other up and down and then Trashley tells us that Kayla is everything she thought she would be, and she says it in a pissy way. Holy crap, she also says Kayla is full of attitude and ghetto as hell. Cut to Kayla saying the first thing she did when she left was smoke a blunt lol. Trashley says "Gross." Trashley is whispering to Tiff and Boston that she doesn't want to talk to Kayla and Tiff tells her she doesn't have to. Aww look how inclusive and real they are.
Trashley tells us that Kayla thinks she stole her place in the house and she says to the camera "Newsflash bitch, you left it behind and I picked it the fuck up. Get over it." Again I'd be much more impressed if she said it to her.
Cut to Midget and Kayla talking. Midget tells her she doesn't want her to be a bitch anymore because she's not although she can be...she just wants her to be sweet because she cares about her. Tiff and Trashley are listening but not speaking. Tiff tells us that "If Kayla don't want to talk to me oh well!" and she says she isn't going to run after her. Did she miss the part where Kayla walked in and said hi? Ya want an engraved invite?
So they start the shoot and all is going well until they get to the part where Kayla leaves and Trashley takes her place. Kayla is rolling her eyes and Sarah tell us that watching Kayla be a snot brings back memories and she's angry and Kayla is a spoiled brat. Wait a frick fracking second here, wasn't Sarah all pissed off as well as the other girls because they blamed the Amber's for Kayla's leaving?
Four cameramen passed out from the fumes.
It's finally over and they all clap and Kayla makes the comment that they clapped for everyone but her. Midget says she would have clapped but well, she didn't. Sarah tells us that the Amber's are "sucking Kayla's dick" all day because they want another person in their little clique. And she tells us "I am so annoyed!" You are also greasy and stinky, shut it.
Later at Dolce, Fazil shows up for Geezer Bait. Noah is there with Sarah as well and Sarah tells Fazil that she gets a good aura from him and that she has "psycho abilities." That I believe. Geezer Bait warns Fazil that the psychic said there would be a third person showing up so he better step up his game. Everybody else looks bored.
They go to pay the bill and realize they are short and for some reason Tiff takes this opportunity to show just how much of a ridiculous bitch she has become. Midget says something about going to the car and choking each other and Tiff says "Why don't we go get Kayla so she can come choke you back out, your best friend who's ass you been kissing all day." Midget says "Best friend, what do you mean?" Why is it any of her business is what I want to know? When did this become TiffWorld?
TiffWorld, where humor goes to die.
Tiff says they can keep kissing Kayla's ass because "they" aren't going to. That Kayla can't protect the Amber's anymore. Period. WTF? How much Nyquil have I had? Midget choked Kayla and Kayla NEVER protected them. That bitch just talks to hear her own voice now. Lighten up for fucksake!
Amber tells us that Tiff is just jealous and that Kayla is their friend. Tiff tells the Amber's that every time they get straight with them they find a way to dig themselves back into the motherfucking hole. Well maybe you should print up a freaking rule book so that we are all clear as to how to behave here in TiffWorld you certifiable feces flinging insane skank whore bitch. Nobody says anything.
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Comments (22)
Hey Cherie Bear,
Loved the recap this week, it's my favorite by far. I wait all week to see whatcha gotta say about these f*ckwits. I am kinda skeerd for next week though. I don't want my Midget to get a beat down. Her's is mah fave!
I am mad about Tiff. Now she really has earned the title Tiffmonster. I am bummed out about that. You are right about Sarah, she does look like she puts out a foul odor. I grimmace every time I see her. *gags*
Hope you feel better soon, and keep up the good work. You are the best!
-WG
1 of 22 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on February 28, 2009 4:36 AM
Cherie great job! I think your recaps may be the only reason i am still watching this show! I swear its a good thing i don't have heart problems because i know this show makes my blood pressure go up. i would throw stuff at my tv if i didn't just buy a new one. these girls are so ridiculous. the flatulent five seriously got mad at the ambers for talking to someone they didn't aprove of. And when did whitney start hating on kayla after telling her over and over "I gotcha backbone, I gotcha backbone"? Grrr i really hate these bitches. if midget wasn't on this show i would have given up a long time ago.
2 of 22 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on February 28, 2009 7:57 AM
yeah I was waiting for more with Kayla. Yelling. Kicking. Attacking. Scratching. Something. And I wanted her to come back to the house. We need something that isn't fab 5 related.
3 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 8:40 AM
I see you won't talk shit about the Amber M. any more !!! Since she has become your personal friend!!!
4 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:40 AM
Oh Tiff, I mean ceecee, don't get your boxers in a wad. As soon as Midget does something stupid I'll be glad to point it out. Until then I have my hands full with the Flatulent Five. Does this mean you love me no longer?
5 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:44 AM
Cherie write some more details about Kayla! lol good ones! Cuz I love kayla. Anyway are you going to recap the reunion and other reunions or talk shows or whatever they'll be on? Please say you will! You are just too funny! Man you have to recap some other shows! You made my day!
6 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 12:39 PM
I am flattered you think I am Tiffany but sorry I am not!! However,I am fan of the show have read you blog for quite a while !! Anyone who reads everything you write and your comments can tell who you favor. I just point it out! Can I not do that!!!
7 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 5:51 PM
Ceecee you can point out anything you want to. Thats what the comment sections for. I've said over and over that Midget is my favorite. What I'm wondering is why that bothers you so much? Why don't we just agree to disagree? Come on, group hug!
8 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:21 PM
As you see i keep coming back to read you! so I think I've hugged you awhile ago! I just like when you wrote picked on everyone that is all! Sorry that my picking that out bothers you so much. Plus I have the biggest lesbo crush on Tiffany!!!
9 of 22 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 28, 2009 6:54 PM
LOL I'm coming back to read if anyone has responded to me and here you people are just plain ignoring me! How rude! Just kidding. Wow for a moment I thought there would be fights in this comment section.
10 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on February 28, 2009 9:08 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! CeeCee & Cherie are having a Fight!!!
11 of 22 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on February 28, 2009 10:11 PM
Can't we all just get along? :)
12 of 22 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 1, 2009 4:26 AM
Cherie, love the reviews, and I can forgive that Amber is your favorite... LOL, she is a riot in the confessionals (save for that vapid Amber show), but Tiffany has a point when she says that Midget pretends to be dumb and has no response when confronted.... I am a little bored with the Flatulent Five and the Ambers. Something has got to give and prove why this is the BGC.
As far as Ailea, I love that's she such a nutjob and the fact that she slept with Fazil is amusing. And Roland, the Irish singer, was so hideous.... So she's no longer Geezer Bait, (loved Kevin's drunk dialing) maybe she's now Fazil Bait?
13 of 22 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:20 AM
Sorry badboysclub, I didn't mean to ignore you. I was just traumatized that ceecee was upset with me. I don't know what I'll be doing after this show but I will cover the reunion show. Only I'll call it the Midget Show and I'll only talk about her. Just kidding. Tee hee.
Hey chooch, ya big trouble maker, don't make me slap that ass!
Thanks for reading guys!
14 of 22 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 1, 2009 8:56 AM
chhhhherie.
im with you... ceecee is tiff, or is a close friend of tiff's or is obsessed with tiff.... our midget amber was right to call her out on it recently after the show!
15 of 22 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on March 1, 2009 6:29 PM
SO MUCH WORD on Sarah's funkiness! She always looks so greasy and smelly, like she smells like pee or coochie or something nasty.
16 of 22 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 2, 2009 7:31 AM
Ugh, I hate The Amber's as much as the next person, but I do think they are getting a raw deal. that being said, the tape/clothing prank was HILARIOUS and I kept thinking that if The Amber's had thought of it first, they would have acted the exact same way.
I also don't get where the animosity towards Kayla comes in. Yes, she is ghetto and she did leave, but those backstabbing bee-yotches let her go and didn't say a word to Midget, who was fighting too! And the fact that they've made up and get along speaks volumes.
And for the record, I actually like Sarah!
17 of 22 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on March 2, 2009 11:38 AM
Cherie
Great recap, love the caption for the picture in the confessional "Please make big shiny things go away!" Utterly perfect... Sorry folks but I am a Midget fan as well. Used to be a Tiff fan, ceecee but ever since she went over to the irrational Flab Five have not been able to stand her.
Looking forward to the smack down next week.
18 of 22 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 2, 2009 12:59 PM
I just want to say that I think the Ambers have gotten screwed over by a pack of crazy women.
There is a ridiculous double standard going on, and Tiff has seriously started to become crazy.
Right now, I wouldn.t consider any of these women as my friend, but Midget would probably be the funnest to hang out with.
19 of 22 | Posted by lennonwhore | Posted on March 3, 2009 8:20 PM
cherie you should recap the bonus footage lol. ALthough I guess that's a little too much but some of it is just good material for you to make fun of like Ailea getting drunk and being angry at amber B holder Amber M's purse.
20 of 22 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on March 4, 2009 2:38 PM
Dear Cherie,
I love your recaps and I can not wait for this weeks recap about the trip to Cancun.
21 of 22 | Posted by amiddla1969 | Posted on March 5, 2009 11:24 AM
I detest the Flabby Five. They are nothing but bullies, and there's nothing I abhor more than a bully. They behave like a pack of hyenas, sniffing out what they consider to be the weakest link, and work together to bring them down. They are absolutely awful. I am so saddened by Tiffany's behavior, as she seemed so reasonable in the beginning. I have no respect for any of them. I actually prefer the Ambers (at least Midget). Sad. And pathetic. And I wish Tanisha and Kayla would come back to kick all 5 of the sad, tacky, weak, two-faced asses. Bitches.
22 of 22 | Posted by eagle0021 | Posted on March 5, 2009 8:52 PM