This week I am still pissed off so I will be foregoing sitting on my exercise ball and use a chair I can't fall out of. Oxygen couldn't decide on a title so I'll use both. Let's get right into the Bad Girls Club!

We start this week off with last week's chickenshit attack on Midget. I was wrong last week when I said it took two skanky bitches to knock Midget down. Apparently it took three. Boston, Bait and Tiff all had a hand in it. Suddenly Midget's on her ass kicking at everything around her while Sarah holds Bait back. There's chaos all around. Some dude grabs Tiff as she's claiming the whole time "I am not fighting her." She's right. Cause what just happened couldn't be called a fight by any means. It was an ambush by a group of weak ass wannabe's.

Midget tells some crew guy that she is leaving and then we see the Flatulent Fake Ass Weak Wannabe Five actually celebrating. Wow. Lame. Screw calling this The Bad Girls Club, it should be The Sad Girls Club because that shit is pathetic.

Wait just a hairy ass second!
On further reflection that picture looks familiar and I think Oxygen is playing a little fast and loose with editing. That's the same picture of the girls mobbing Billy O'Rourke from last week. I could be wrong but I really don't see that dude celebrating Midget getting her ass whooped. Hey Oxygen, these girls suck enough all by themselves, they don't need any help. Lame.
As Midget walks away, Amber just stares and then Boston explains what happened. She says "she swings her shoe and she's expecting nobody to come at her? What's wrong with this girl?" Bitch if you had pulled my hair like that, my shoes would be so far up your ass you'd lose your accent.

Please pull the trigger.
Back at the hotel, Tiff mumbles it's over and Boston says it's just begun. Then she runs around calling for Amber. Amber tells us that Midget is nowhere to be found and she's worried. Yeah you looked real worried when she was getting jumped by the hyenas.
Bait holds court in the living room explaining that Midget attempted to get in their face. All five of their faces. And she says if you are going to get in their faces be able to handle whats coming at you. "If you can't handle it, go back to ninth grade bitch." Well ninth grade would be about six grades farther than you went you greasy little psycho. Oh and I guess group activities make them hungry cause they are all stuffing their faces.
Hey Stinky, stop hogging the dip!
Except Amber who wants to say something but is afraid she will get tag teamed as well so she just stands there. Boston tells us that "In Boston how we do it is, we use fists. You never take your shoe off and swing at someone." That may be how the city of Boston does it but YOU pulled hair like the pathetic loud mouthed poser you are. Cut to scenes from before where Boston takes her stinky ass shoe off and demonstrates how she will hit someone with it if they don't apologize. LOSER.

And she continues with, "Cause if you are a real girl from Boston how you do it is you hit it with your fist." Cut to Boston in the limo a few episodes ago swinging her shoe at the other girls. She keeps going. Shut up you pathetic bitch. (by the way, Cherie is not in a sugar coating sort of mood.)

Go suck a bean bitch.
Tiff stands up and says "Don't even worry about it I was just trying to get her not to crack nobody in the head." Hahahaha! Speaking of cracked in the head, she only waved her tiny ass shoe at you heffers AFTER you all grabbed her by the hair. So why didn't you jump in and stop Boston and Bait from pulling her hair out Miss Hero?

Nice of you to join us. Now shut up!
Trashley apparently wakes up from a deep coma and is all "Didn't she try to hit her shoe on somebody?" Thanks for participating ManFace, the more times y'all repeat that shit the better your story will be for the cops.
Tiff is all, well she didn't hit me and Boston is all thats why I grabbed her hair. No you grabbed her hair because you are a follower and you think you are a badass and only one of those is true.
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Comments (28)
WOW i am SOOO proud of little amber for kicking out that idiot Ailea. Everytime i watched this show i wanted to punch the tv whenever she would talk, and now i dont have to deal with it anymore...thanks amber!
1 of 28 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on March 11, 2009 12:22 PM
Cherie
Thanks for getting this up so quickly today. I have been looking forward to this recap. So excuse me while I start reading.
Thanks
K
2 of 28 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 11, 2009 12:48 PM
Cherie
Thanks for getting this up so quickly today. I have been looking forward to this recap. So excuse me while I start reading.
Thanks
K
3 of 28 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 11, 2009 12:48 PM
You know, I went back and read the last recap before this one so I could remember what happened, and I bet you Tiff realized that people were about to get kicked off for hitting and since she definately threw some punches/kicks/hairpulls at Midget, she was smart enough to know she had to start apologizing and making right as soon as possible to get Midget to not think about having her kicked off. These girls watch the Real World (so they can sit around thinking about how much more badass they are). They know what happens when you physically attack someone on a "reality" show.
4 of 28 | Posted by quirkyburd | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:24 PM
I love that Tiff is back. And I am SO glad that Bait and Boston are gone. Bait more so than Boston but still. I loved it when Midget was all like "I don't care what you have to say. I want you to leave!" Amazing!!!! Loved it!!!! All I could think was "Later Bitch don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!" and then my weird friend said "Suck it!" uhhhh Kevin is not there. Heeeelllloooo. Awwww, what about poor Fadoodle? Oh well. Another guy for Sarah
5 of 28 | Posted by k8y2886 | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:28 PM
Great recap Cherie,
Loved your recap, Love that the real Tiff is back. (Sorry about the double post, just so excited that the recap was done today).
So glad that Boston and Bait are gone. Loved it when Midget kicked off Bait. Really wished that Boston had to spend a night in jail. Loved how the editors made Boston look like a fool with the whole shoe thing.
Thanks
k
6 of 28 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:35 PM
Thank you and big smoooches to you Cherie for the awesome and awesomely quick recap!
Consider me a member of the Tiff Fan Club. She stood up and showed those bitches the what's what. From calling them out on "that's gang banging! and not right" to her "excuses" speech (thanks for getting that word for word, it was great!) she showed she wasn't gonna be a follower anymore. I really thought she was a part of it hurting Amber last week and I'm glad they cleared that right up and we got to see her stand up to the pack. That took some kind of courage those stanks (skanky & stinky combo)won't ever, ever have. I think she's changed, I really do.
I understand why other Amber didn't jump in and help her friend. I would of, but that is me. How or why she spent the night with those stanks afterwards and especially why didn't she run after her friend when Amber went to the bathroom, let alone not let her leave dinner by herself is just inexcuseable. You can be a chickenshit and not a fighter, ok. But be there for your friend, Girl! Don't wait till Tiff makes it ok to do so, to do so!
As sad as it was to see Amber broken down...this was the best BCG episode for me (but I only started 1/2 way through last season and all of this one)because of the 2 for 1. I am sure Amber isn't going to get props (even after the UnFab 5 see the episode)for not outting them or pressing charges and saying she did not want them to go to (Mexican) jail. If it had been turned around, those bitches would of had her arrested in a minute. I don't believe the nightclub cared to check the tapes, though. I think it was the producers who wanted it to look like the law got involved. I wish they had kept it up longer and made them sweat a little more.
Loooved how we got the flashbacks of Whitney pulling out her SHOE- LOL. They must of been so sick of her mouth too.
And Bait's nasty finger toes (ummm,thanks for that screenshot??)being bruised should of had her kicked out with Whitney but I liked how they gave it a day so Tiff could call her out, Amber could look her in the face and say, "I want you to go home", and those bitches can have a lonely, seperate plane ride back to the mansion for the rest of their stuff. Someone from production had better of watched that they didn't ruin the Ambers stuff while they were home alone. Not that they didn't put a stop to damage to personal property before, but sometime it has to stop.
Cherie, if you don't recap it, someone please post if watching the Amber Show highlights episode next week is worth watching. I had already decided I really didn't want to see Bait and Whitey again till the reunion and Ms. Star Jones grills them, but if they aren't on there and/or it is a good show, please share.
7 of 28 | Posted by mrs c | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:41 PM
Is that a C-section scar on Sarah? SHE HAS OFFSPRING RUNNING AROUND?!
8 of 28 | Posted by oodle_noodle | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:51 PM
Wow, Cherie, this was A. Fucking. AWESOME. Recap! I was SO right there with you about all of these bitches, they deserved everything you dished out and more. I understand that most of these girls by nature are 'bad girls' because they've been outcasts and picked on, and that makes people go into self-protection mode... but what they did to Midget was just plain mean-ass mob mentality. I'm betting all of them have been the targets of the exact same kind of ganged-up-on behavior at one time or another. Funny how quickly they completely forget how to be human and have any empathy for what someone else may be going through, and instead revel in the stupidity that comes with the gangbanging attitude.
As far as Tiff's one-eighty... I'm wondering if a tiny spark of sobriety deep down in her head might have tried to feebly warn her that she was about to come off looking REEEEEALLY bad for ganging up on a short girl who didn't do anything to her, and her OWN self-preservation kicked in. I agree with quirkyburd's theory, I think she was working fast to deflect scrutiny from her own actions, and since Boston and Geezer-Bait were so dumbass to be proud of and admit to their assaulting Midget, they gave her the perfect distraction from her own participation.
I'm with you, I think they SHOULD have sent them to jail and left them there for a few weeks. I'd be betting we would have seen a VERY different Boston and Bait come staggering back to the Bad Girls house!
Awesome job, I totally felt your rage and the girls' insanity, that's the mark of a talented recapper!
love, J-Mo :)
9 of 28 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on March 11, 2009 2:02 PM
mrs c
I have heard that Perez Hilton the gossip columnist is the host on the reunion show.
Thanks
k
10 of 28 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 11, 2009 2:09 PM
Cherie yes you must recap it it's UNSEEN footage you must make fun of them :P
since you won't recap the bonus videos of their stupidity lol. You have to see the Ailea yelling at Amber B one it made me LOL. seriously. RECAP! and than after that one more episode and then the reunion the reunion I'm scared will suck because it won't show the what happened since it was done before the show was done airing. That really stinks.
11 of 28 | Posted by badboysclub | Posted on March 11, 2009 2:18 PM
gasmreader:
WHAT??!!! Oh nooooooooo !!!
I enjoy Perez's website and I know he enjoys dishing the gossip and his little ummm, "drawings"... but is he going to call these stanks out?!! I know Ms.Star Jones woulda!
Thanks for letting me know. I won't shoot the messenger but I was really looking forward to her. I really liked her at the last one and just assumed she'd sign up for this gig again too. Doesn't she need work?
12 of 28 | Posted by mrs c | Posted on March 11, 2009 2:23 PM
The first half of this episode had my blood boiling, steam coming out of my ears, and the continuous urge to vomit threatening to show itself every 30 seconds. Those bitches are absolutely disgustingly pathetic. I am from Massachusetts and if I ever come across Whitney I will not hesitate to tell her how nasty I think she is. Moving on..
THANK GOD the old tiff is back. I really disliked having to hate her and this episode was like an oasis in a desert. Although, it did bother me that she participated in the group high five of having both ambers leaving. Ick.
I'm glad midget told ailea to shove it. For a minute when the tears came out I thought it might go the other way, and I was yelling NOOOOOO at my tv screen. I love how she was all tears about whitney leaving and how she has no friends back home. I wonder if she will ever make the connection that she has no friends with the fact that she throws them under the bus at any oppurtune moment. Shels hideous.
And Trashley. Ew. I love how she says, "I don't know if its because I was never close to her, but I just don't care." Let's rewind for a minute to her first day at the house and the "flabby four" lock her out and call her an ugly bitch, whereas midget was the one who showed her around and befriended her no questions asked.
Which brings me to the fact that no one had any freaking reason to attack her in the first place! Can anyone tell me what she did wrong?
And sarah... gross. Let's high five for random sexcapades.
Great recap, my favorite episode so far. Five down to two.. now we can call THEM the tricklets.
xoxo
13 of 28 | Posted by tlicious420 | Posted on March 11, 2009 3:06 PM
I don't think Tiff attacked Midget. She wasn't trying to fight her. All she was trying to do was take the shoe away from her...then bait and boston started attacking midget and all Tiff was trying to do was break it up. She was trying to get Boston off of her. I know Tiff is apart of the Flab 5 and she's been mean lately but I don't think she would go as far as to beat up Midget. But i'm glad she's back! =)
I'm confused to as to why everyone is ganging up on Midget.......wasn't Amber B. the one that started trash talking about everyone?? Sorry to say this, but if Amber B was the one that was getting beat up...I wouldn't feel the least bit sorry for her. In fact I wish it was her instead of Midget!
14 of 28 | Posted by jozeyg | Posted on March 11, 2009 4:55 PM
Hey Cherie Berry!!!
OMG! Thank you for being able to add a little humor to this horrible episode. My heart sunk when I saw how emotionally hurt Midget was. I was texting her during the show telling her how bad I felt for her. Her's said it was hard for her to watch too. Geez I can only imagine.
I know this show has been done filming for quite some time, but when I was watching I was willing God, with my mind, to strike down on those 4 bitches with a bolts of lighting. Good thing the Mexican po po's gave one of them what they deserved, then let Midget have the pleasure of dismissing the beaver toothed bitch.
Yah know, I dont think any of those 4 hideous bitches have souls. I know that they made Boston and Bait leave, and they got what they deserved. But I wonder when the karma train is going to make a stop on Sarah and ManFace. Hopefully karma bites them back in the form of an extremely irritating and incureable venereal disease.
I am glad Tiff is back too. Took her long enough huh! I would like to say that I am proud of her, but in all reality...she only acted like a "normal" human being with compassion would. I am not going to give her huge props though because any person, in their right mind, would be sorry about what happened to Cookie. She acted like it was this "big favor" she did for Midget by sticking up for her, but really...it was only the right thing to do.
Well I loved your recap this week. Midget said that you like my comments and that you're thrilled that I post your recaps on the Oxy BGC board. No problem, my pleasure. We hope you do write a recap for next weeks, the Amber Show. Midget said it is going to be effing hilarious. I can't wait.
-Katie
15 of 28 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on March 11, 2009 5:06 PM
I am sooo proud of amber and tiff. These are what real bad girls are. Tiff manned up and did what was right. Amber stood her ground... She is a swesome lil' Jehovah As for the hybrid beaverat aliea im making a c*m rag with your face on it myspace/dirtyboyragz im even gonna give them away for free.. Thats how much i HATE you.. Taa Taa loney...
16 of 28 | Posted by dirtyboyragz | Posted on March 12, 2009 3:24 AM
Great Recap, Cherie. I felt like I was watching it with you, raging at the TV together!
I am so glad that Tiff finally is making sense again. And I danced a little jig that Boston and Bait finally went home. What a bunch of lame ass bitches.
17 of 28 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 12, 2009 5:28 AM
Yes, great recap, and THANK YOU for posting so quickly because I really wanted your thoughts and other readers.
I had stop watching and just read your recaps because I would get so upset watching these stupid little girl, not women and the way they behaved. But I had to watch this episode. So glad I did.
I loathe Beaver/Bait and Boston and got out of my bed to dance when each was sent home. Beaver is a POS that can not do anything on her own, hence the episode where Sarah had to fake hold her back from Midget.
Boston is an ignorant asshole, I want her to come to Atlanta talking that Shit and see what happens. I bet she would bow down, quickly.
Thanks tlicious420 for calling out Manface, I thought the same thing about her first few days.
Yes Cherie, PLEASE recap next weeks show. You do an awesome job! Keep it up.
18 of 28 | Posted by kdognatl | Posted on March 12, 2009 6:45 AM
those girls are just loud mouths. none of them can fight a lick. pulling hair and pulling shoes on people. then they jumped one of the ambers and the other one was scared to death. i guess so five on one.everyone thinks they are so tough. i have friends who will bring it to ya. no hair pulling or shoes and all that argueing and loud talking. these girls are punks. i say all of them. even the girls on the other 2 seasons. tanisha was the only one who seemed like she'd do the damn thing. those other girls wouldn't fight inflation.lol. they have to talk loud and jump some one. they need to be kicked out and go to jail.
19 of 28 | Posted by hotmama40 | Posted on March 12, 2009 7:41 AM
Great recap Cherie! You did overlook one thing though. When they were sitting down and bait was pretending to apologize, she sputtered out i'm i'm sorry...I'm sorry you felt attacked. She didn't apologize for what she did. What a bitch!
20 of 28 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on March 12, 2009 8:16 AM
Whitney is a sorry representation of those of us from Boston, or the New England area in general. Hate her, was not sorry to see her go. Only wish she would have had to endure Mexican prison, if only for one night.
21 of 28 | Posted by kara | Posted on March 12, 2009 10:02 AM
I think season 2 girls are way better then this season. They weren't as vicious and idiotic as these girls...and they always backed up what they said. None of them weren't afraid to fight and stand up for themselves(ahem..amber b) And no one ever got jumped by 2 or even 4 other people...they all fought their own fights. Especially Darlene....that tiny girl did a few ass kicking of her own. she rocked!
22 of 28 | Posted by jozeyg | Posted on March 12, 2009 10:50 AM
Thanks guys! Damn I am gonna miss this show! But I just found out I will be doing Keeping Up With Kim Kardasian's Big Ass so at least I won't be bored.
oodle_noodle I don't think thats a c-section scar on Sarah,, I think its just dried spooge.
Love you guys!
23 of 28 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 12, 2009 11:23 AM
Awesome job, Cherie!! I couldn't have written it better myself!! (LOL!) But seriously, you and I agree on absolutely EVERYTHING regarding everyone in the show. EVERYTHING! I can't possibly top what you've written, but I do want to share something with ya... Ever since the promo spots started airing, something has bothered me. Something just looked really, really odd. Since seeing them being prepped for the promos, I've realized what it is. Even with professionals dressing her, doing her hair, and doing her make-up, $hitney still looked like garbage. I couldn't understand why they couldn't help the wench. But I realize now that it was the equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig. It was a contradictory act, and it looked ridiculous! The FUGLY Krazy-A$$ Kiwi couldn't be helped much either. $hitney is uglier on the outside (by a smidge!), but the Krazy-A$$ Kiwi is uglier on the inside (same smidge!).
I've heard that my girl Cookie has been approached to have her own show, and I do so hope that it's not only a rumor. Wouldn't that be the best revenge? Living well IS the best revenge, and I think Cookie deserves all the best!
Thanks again, Cherie! You rock! ;-)
24 of 28 | Posted by CounselorBeep | Posted on March 12, 2009 3:51 PM
Oh darn; I forgot who I'm replying to! Someone said something about it being "down to three" now. I'm pretty sure it's down to two, since Tiff pretty well removed herself from the "The Fab ANYTHING"... Didn't she say something about them keeping the division if they wanted, but that she was OUT? I think Cherie mentioned it in this recap as well, didn't she? Hopefully, it's down to five *individuals* -- that would be a nice change!
;-)
Long Live The Ambers! And, if she's sincere, Long Live Tiff as well! The other two? Just keep taping them from side-angles, and it will look like those two ARE four! (Bad me! Bad, bad, bad!!) (I'm -- I'm sorry. I'm sorry if they feel attacked.)
:-p
25 of 28 | Posted by CounselorBeep | Posted on March 12, 2009 4:12 PM
I love you guys!
26 of 28 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 14, 2009 5:49 PM
Great recap for the best ep of the season!
Getting rid of those two was the best thing that happened in season 3, but I still felt like we got robbed - no jail time!?! C'mon!!
"Don't miss BGC next week when Boston & Bait get auctioned off for a quarter-ounce of blow!"
"Live out loud!"
27 of 28 | Posted by Not Sure | Posted on March 25, 2009 12:17 AM
First of all Cherie- love the recaps. I'm a straight male who stumbled on this show by accident, now it, and your recaps, are a guilty pleasure. This is my first comment, and I have a few things to say. Whitney is a joke. That busted ass bitch is from Lynnfield, MA, and yet every "othah" word out of "huh" mouth is "Bawston," Bitch, your face looks like a science experiment, even with makeup, and you're from the suburbs. People in the real blue collah areas are cringing watching your sad juvenile parody of real Boston. Ailea- This bitch is completely insane. She should be dragged outside and shot point blank in the head for the good of humanity. Sarah is your typical run-of-the-mill herpes-ridden whore who's only sense of self worth comes from men repeatedly penetrating her orifices. (Hey, he was Mexican and he used a condom, so it doesn't count. Daddy must be so proud.) Trashley was probably f-cked by her daddy, and all the silicone in the world hasn't made up for that. She's still an attention-seeking prostitute that would be a waste of a bullet. That leaves Amber B.- Pittsburgh trash, two-faced bitch who says one thing and does another. . .probably sucked a few c-cks on the South Side.
I reserve judgment on Tiff and Midget.
28 of 28 | Posted by ScottyD | Posted on March 25, 2009 3:08 AM