Hello peeplets! This week is a special week on Bad Girls Club. The Ambers take over! Doo doo doo doo doo doo!
I am not sure how much I can add to the festivities here but I'll give it a shot. We start off hearing Sarah's nasty voice saying that the Amber's had to make up their own show because they do not belong on Bad Girls Club. Really? Guess what Sarah? This is The Ambers Show doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Ok I'll try to stop doing that but it's kinda catchy. Anyhoo, they tell us that they have lots of footage we never got to see. Like this picture that's endlessly entertaining for me.
I guess she skipped "Wearing Heels Day" in Tranny school.
After the credits roll we are treated to a big ass burp. From Amber. She tells us she can burp the alphabet lol. Maybe Midget has rubbed off on her finally. They tell us they will be giving out Amber Awards. It's a gummi bear on a can. DAMN YOU GUMMI BEARS! I cannot escape them. I think I should get one just for having had to type gummi bear so many freakin times!
Seriously, where the hell is mine?
Once Midget figures out how to say Nominee they announce the first catagory. Best Boy Toy!
Nominees are Amber & Greg, Ailea & Kevin, Ailea & Fazil, Sarah & Noah, Ashely & Joey...and the winner is...
Uhh...congrats?
Although I have to say calling Geezer Dude a "boy" gives me the giggles. That boy ain't been a boy in decades! Since Bait is most likely in an insane asylum and Geezer Dude is probably in jail the Amber's accept the award on their behalf. And then make hilarious fun of them. Midget manages to cop a feel off Amber in the process too.
Honk honk!
Midget then asks Amber what she was like before she came to Bad Girls Club. Amber says she was a hot mess. They wonder what the others were like and then segue into some footage. From casting. We start with Kayla being asked if she has ever stolen anything. She says "You mean like white colar crime or like stealing from your grandmother?" She then realizes she just told on herself. Haha. They are asked if they've ever messed with a married man and of course Bait has. Then he asks if they have ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Sarah has to take her shoes off so she can count and Boston gets all offended and says "What do I look like? A whore?"
Yep.
Speaking of what Boston looks like. A poster at Oxygen named SoFresh posted this picture and I cracked the hell up. They could be twins.
Don't make me take off my shoe!
Kayla just gave this look.
I'll take that as a yes.
He then asks if they've ever had sex in public. Yep. On the freeway, on the beach, but the answer I want explained is Midget's. She said up in the air para-sailing. I have got to hear that story!
It was this big!
Have they ever had threesomes? Amber says yes, Midget giggles, Boston says "Yes. I have. I am from Boston." Sarah has to think on it.
Told ya not to take your shoes off.
Have you ever been arrested? Kayla says no then almost chokes lol. Have you ever been in a fistfight? Sarah says yes and then Bait says "Yes and I always win." Hahahaha! She should have added "Only if someone else is holding the person down and knocks them to the ground." Boston says "yes I have. I am from Boston." Jeeze shut up already.
Next the Ambers talk about class. No seriously. And they show footage of burps and all around classy behavior. My favorite is of some of the girls peeing in a parking lot. Don't even act like you've never done it.
I hate when I pee in my boot!
Oh gross. Midget tells Amber that she used the curtain. To wipe herself after peeing. I don't know what curtain or where and I don't want to know. Bad Midget!
Remind me not to invite you over.
Cut to Boston asking Tiff, Sarah, and Bait if you only get crabs if you have a bush. According to Bait you can get them even if you have a bald beaver. I'm sure she knows. Poor thing obviously has them behind her ears as well.
Bushless Crab Expert
We see different scenes of humping air, grabbing each other. Hijinks abound. Then Midget is on the floor asking if this is "doggie style."
Nope, that's Midget style.
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Comments (12)
Dear Boston
If you had a 3-some, then you indeed had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period.
1 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:28 AM
Haha good catch Fayellis1! Damn I can't believe I missed that. Maybe I better take my shoes off and start counting lol.
2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:34 AM
It's ok Cherie..I read your recaps before I watch the eppy on my DVR to see if there was anything worth watching. The recaps are so good I thought they were from Boston!
3 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:41 AM
also, in the beginning whitney was like you can be a lesbian but just dont hit on me and acted like a complete homophobe yet she had a threesome? i wonder if it was with two guys?
4 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:51 AM
Thanks for recapping Cherie,
Great recap, had fun watching the show. Really looking forward to the last show and the reunion. Wondering if there is going to trouble.
Thanks again
K
5 of 12 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 19, 2009 11:51 AM
shakeitkatie - I was thinking the exact same thing. How could a girl that freaks out anytime a girl smiles in her direction be involved in a threesome unless it was with two guys?
6 of 12 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on March 19, 2009 12:37 PM
flowie623 & shakeitkatie --I wondering if the threesome was with two girls and a guy. Boston reacts way too much and seems mighty uncomfortable about lesbians to be normal. Seems like she has some repressed feelings and might be protesting too much. Also remember an episode when she was really drunk and was dancing real close to the other girls. The other girls were teasing her about it.
Thanks
K
7 of 12 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 19, 2009 1:46 PM
I think it was all an editing trick. I think they took her answer from "have you ever gotten in a fight?" To which of course her reply is "yes I'm from boston" and I think they showed the exact same clip from her on the 3some question. That's just my theory.
x's and o's
8 of 12 | Posted by tlicious420 | Posted on March 19, 2009 7:09 PM
I love your recaps, Cherie! They're so funny - especially this weeks recap!
I always LMAO at the captions under the pictures, especially of Boston, Sarah & Ashley.
Too bad next week is the last episode - but I'll be looking forward to next seasons! I hope you recap next seasons!!
-April
9 of 12 | Posted by April_08 | Posted on March 20, 2009 4:58 PM
tlicious- i almost think you are right but at the same time due to her constant saying it on the show, i would not doubt if she really answered that to a lot of her questions and then just used the homophobic comments for drama
10 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 21, 2009 5:30 PM
Cherie! I finally watched this after having it on my dvr all week.
Great job as always! At one point my son asked me if I was ok because I had started hiccuping from laughing!
Can't wait for the reunion. I'm sure these idiots will give you PLENTY of raw (if not rank) material to work with!
SWAK, PottyMouth
11 of 12 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 23, 2009 12:13 PM
I was brought up properly and taught that men should never hit women, but if any female could sway me on this issue, it would be Ailea. It might not be morally correct to feel this way- but here's hoping she marries/dates a real redneck who doesn't mind (repeatedly) smacking those ridiculous glasses off her buck-toothed face with a tire iron. It would be less than she deserves. Ideally, he'd run her over with his truck afterwards. Ailea's father should have pulled out earlier. Unfortunately for the rest of us, he didn't.
12 of 12 | Posted by ScottyD | Posted on March 25, 2009 4:00 AM