Midget decides that this is hard work so she needs to go get some food. This gives Amber the chance to talk shit about Midget and give her an award. The award for Worst Pick Up Line. She says such doosies as "Come here often?" "How big is your ahem?" "Do you know of any good looking men?" "How do you feel about a girl who can juggle two men at once?" and my all time favorite, "How do you feel about vibrating cock rings?" And the winner is....

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Midget comes back and Amber throws the award behind her. Midget's eating "emetible" under wear which segues into a montage of everyone mispronouncing everything. Like reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. When they get to "indivisible" Tiff assures Midget that is not a word.

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One nation, under God, indivisuableled...


This takes us to Tiff, Bait and Sarah trying to say acetaminophen.

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It's not an antibiotic so don't stress yourself.

Assorted other mispronunciations ending with Tiff reciting the alphabet, angrily.

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Now I know my abc's....bitch!

The final category is...Best Throw Down. Nominees are Midget & Kayla, Midget & Whitney, Flab Five & the hair metal fans, Whitney & Kayla...and the winner is...Midget vs. Kayla!

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And Midget bites her gummi bear award. She also realizes she is a common denominator in these fights. LOL. To the streets we go.

Midget is interviewing poor innocent people. She's showing them pictures, bad pictures I might add, of the other girls. Then she asks the question, "Would you bounce up on it or kick it to the curb?"

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Kicked!

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No way in hell.

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Not even on her birthday.

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How you say...NO!

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Hey ain't that a dude?

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Why is she moving like that?

And shock of all things shocking Midget shows a glammed up picture of herself and all the dudes agree they would bounce up on it lol.

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"Schwing!"

Back to the studio! The girls talk about how hard it is to be a bad girl. Cut to scenes of the thousands of fights that went on. Amber tells us she learned to be more opinionated. While Trashley tells us she learned absolutely nothing. Except how great she is.

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I learned how to hide my candy.

Boston says she learned that you can't change people. Then we see this picture.

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He means that literally.

Sarah says being a part of BGC is about showing your true self and saying "Here I am." You certainly did that. More scenes of fighting and then finally we have the Amber's saying goodbye.

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Doo doo doo doo doo doo!

So all in all it was a cute little way to waste an hour. There's only one episode left. Are you guys as sad as I am? I am also looking forward to the reunion show! And, I am still waiting for my Gummi Bear award!

Til next week,
Love & smooches,
Cherie

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Posted in Bad Girls Club by Cherie at 9:20 AM | | Comments (12)
Last Comment: ScottyD on Mar 25, 2009 04:00 AM.

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Fayellis1:

Dear Boston
If you had a 3-some, then you indeed had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period.

1 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:28 AM

Cherie:

Haha good catch Fayellis1! Damn I can't believe I missed that. Maybe I better take my shoes off and start counting lol.

2 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:34 AM

Fayellis1:

It's ok Cherie..I read your recaps before I watch the eppy on my DVR to see if there was anything worth watching. The recaps are so good I thought they were from Boston!

3 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:41 AM

shakeitkatie:

also, in the beginning whitney was like you can be a lesbian but just dont hit on me and acted like a complete homophobe yet she had a threesome? i wonder if it was with two guys?

4 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 19, 2009 10:51 AM

gasmreader:

Thanks for recapping Cherie,

Great recap, had fun watching the show. Really looking forward to the last show and the reunion. Wondering if there is going to trouble.

Thanks again
K

5 of 12 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 19, 2009 11:51 AM

flowie623:

shakeitkatie - I was thinking the exact same thing. How could a girl that freaks out anytime a girl smiles in her direction be involved in a threesome unless it was with two guys?

6 of 12 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on March 19, 2009 12:37 PM

gasmreader:

flowie623 & shakeitkatie --I wondering if the threesome was with two girls and a guy. Boston reacts way too much and seems mighty uncomfortable about lesbians to be normal. Seems like she has some repressed feelings and might be protesting too much. Also remember an episode when she was really drunk and was dancing real close to the other girls. The other girls were teasing her about it.

Thanks
K

7 of 12 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on March 19, 2009 1:46 PM

tlicious420:

I think it was all an editing trick. I think they took her answer from "have you ever gotten in a fight?" To which of course her reply is "yes I'm from boston" and I think they showed the exact same clip from her on the 3some question. That's just my theory.

x's and o's

8 of 12 | Posted by tlicious420 | Posted on March 19, 2009 7:09 PM

April_08:

I love your recaps, Cherie! They're so funny - especially this weeks recap!

I always LMAO at the captions under the pictures, especially of Boston, Sarah & Ashley.

Too bad next week is the last episode - but I'll be looking forward to next seasons! I hope you recap next seasons!!

-April

9 of 12 | Posted by April_08 | Posted on March 20, 2009 4:58 PM

shakeitkatie:

tlicious- i almost think you are right but at the same time due to her constant saying it on the show, i would not doubt if she really answered that to a lot of her questions and then just used the homophobic comments for drama

10 of 12 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on March 21, 2009 5:30 PM

PottyMouth:

Cherie! I finally watched this after having it on my dvr all week.

Great job as always! At one point my son asked me if I was ok because I had started hiccuping from laughing!

Can't wait for the reunion. I'm sure these idiots will give you PLENTY of raw (if not rank) material to work with!

SWAK, PottyMouth

11 of 12 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on March 23, 2009 12:13 PM

ScottyD:

I was brought up properly and taught that men should never hit women, but if any female could sway me on this issue, it would be Ailea. It might not be morally correct to feel this way- but here's hoping she marries/dates a real redneck who doesn't mind (repeatedly) smacking those ridiculous glasses off her buck-toothed face with a tire iron. It would be less than she deserves. Ideally, he'd run her over with his truck afterwards. Ailea's father should have pulled out earlier. Unfortunately for the rest of us, he didn't.

12 of 12 | Posted by ScottyD | Posted on March 25, 2009 4:00 AM

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