Tiff keeps yapping about how she has tried to talk to Midget, how dare you mess up my aura tonight. ??? She tells her she has lost a great friend and Midget says "A great friend wouldn't have reacted this way." Tiff starts screaming about her not even knowing where he touched her and then laying her "little bitty head in between his peepee and how you wanted to bounce up on it and now you feel that my brother disrespected you? How dare you? You need Jesus." Oh hell at this point I need Jesus! Jesus take the bitches off my screen! Take them off my tube. Cause I can't watch this any-moooore! Jesus take these ho's!
"Yep there's definitely a flip flop stuck up there."
On and on it goes. Tiff says she took up for her ass in Cancun and she don't even appreciate it cause she's a stuck up ass bitch that doesn't understand herself. Then she tells her that "ten weeks ago I would've cut your ass up and thrown your ass in the pool. Ten weeks later I am going to walk away from you knowing this was a friendship I did not need to have." Midget tells her she's a hypocrite and Tiff shouts that she's about to knock her ass out of her chair and then jumps on the table with her legs spread and her cooch all in Midget's face. I'm real blah blah blah. Midget gets up to walk away and Tiff kicks the chair and says "Get scared!" Then she says "Dinner is adjourned."
Ha maybe so but that damn steak would be coming with me.
Upstairs Midget is telling Amber how Tiff wants her to be real but the minute she is she won't listen to her and then she insults her and tries to make her feel like the worst person ever. Sorry to say it, but I told ya so. Midget tells us that everybody finds fault with her but they can never find it within themselves. Of course not Midget. They are useless trashy ass bitches. Speaking of...
Holy shit for a second I though Boston was back!
Much later Tiff and Midget sit down to talk. Midget tells Tiff that since she didn't know exactly what went on she can understand why she reacted the way she did. And she apologizes to Tiff for bringing it up. Tiff tells her she's not mad about Midget's feelings, she is mad that she didn't come and talk to her. Hmmmmmm...pretty sure she did. Ain't that why you lost your befetching marbles? Oh she means she should have told her that "right away so I could rectify it because it is serious." Midget says she has had it happen before and was never strong enough to speak up. Tiff tells her that if that's how she felt then she apologizes for that.
I see a spinoff! Tiff & Midget: Crime Fighters In Love
Tiff tells Midget that she has learned more about herself from Midget than anyone else because of what they have gone thru. And she tells Midget it would be hard for her to go the rest of her life without talking to her. Cut to Midget saying she's glad they resolved their issues cause she wouldn't want to leave the house on a bad note. They tell each other they love each other and it's all good.
The girls decide to carve their names in a tree to leave their mark on the house.
Climbing trees ain't nothing for an ex lumberjack.
Once they are finished mutilating the tree, Sarah decides they should throw David in the pool.
Now maybe he won't smell like Sarah anymore.
The next morning the girls are go over the things that happened during this season. Tiff tells us that BGC is like rehab, self defense class a a psychology class all in one. Midget announces she doesn't want anyone to come in there and take their place and live in their house. Off they go to do some major damage. Like throwing all the furniture in the pool and breaking everything they can.
I hated that furniture anyway.
They also tear pictures off the wall, cut the screens out of the windows and spray graffiti all over the walls. Uh oh there's a limo guy at the door for Trash. Everybody boo hoo's and Trash says she only really connected with Sarah. Then she says she's sad to be leaving but then again she's ready to get out of there so "Good riddance bitches!" Right back at ya TrannyTrash.
LOL as she is leaving, Oxygens camera dude singles out the statue of David's peepee. Gee what could they possibly be insinuating?
"Yours might be bigger but mine's harder."
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Comments (13)
Excellent recap! This season was ridiculously entertaining. Midget was my favorite from the beginning with those stupid gummi bears. Amber needs to wash her face and realize raccoon-style eyeliner is just as hideous as her roided grape smuggler back home. Ew...that pic of him made me puke. Trashly's disco tits need some serious surgical help. Pretty soon she'll be wearing her nipples as earrings! Bait needs years of therapy. Boston needs to get a map and realize there is life outside of beantown. She's a trainwreck stuck in Groundhog Day -- we get it, you love baw-stun. Sarah is just a ho and it's sad that she realizes it yet does nothing to change. Tiff kept it real -- real bi-polar -- but real nonetheless. All in all, an entertaining season only made better by snarky recaps that made me choke on my gummi bears with laughter. Kudos to you dahling! Can't wait for the reunion!!!!
1 of 13 | Posted by Fancypants | Posted on March 28, 2009 6:57 AM
"A Bag Girl is YOU."
Was that typo intentional? If not, best typo EVER! LMAO
2 of 13 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:28 AM
Wonderful recap, Cherie, your stuff was more entertaining than this episode.
Braless Sarah, please reconsider--your girls shouldn't be around your waist while you're in your 20's. Tranny, girls on steroids aint cute. AmberB--you had the nicest figure but I HATE your eyeliner. You mean none of those sad bitches gave you makeup tips? Bait--try Lithium and a straight-jacket. Whitless--my girl from Bawston says you're from the burbs and you don't represent. Oh, and I can't wait until you see that the Beav dropped dime on you. Tiff--not bad but you got on my nerves with your fat5 shit. Love to see Tanisha go off on you sometime. AmberM--you're a BAD GIRL! Loved you the most...
Noah--just be glad you won't be breeding bi-lingual crabs.
Geezer--good luck finding another online date! Does your parole officer know?
Greg--you better keep in touch with AmberB, not many broads would be as easily entertained.
Cherie--love your recaps. Read them all in the last few days and now I know where to find you! xoxo
3 of 13 | Posted by DangerousD | Posted on March 28, 2009 1:44 PM
Fancypants-Nipples as Earrings! Hahahaha! Wish I had thought of that!
Rubina that was indeed a typo, but now that you mention it, that's funnay as hell and accurate! Nevermind, yes I absolutely did it on purpose. I swear! LOL. BAG Girls! hahahaha
DangerousD- "Noah-just be glad you won't be breeding bi-lingual crabs."
That may be one of the best lines this season! Hell, maybe you people should be doing the recaps because I am seriously cracking up right now!
I love love love you guys and I will miss hearing from you.
4 of 13 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 28, 2009 2:33 PM
The Midget got three girls sent home this season... and I hope they all go off on her ass at the reunion.
Funny, when I saw Kayla on the preview, I thought to myself, "who is that ugly bitch?" LOL.
I don't know... this season kinda sucked, once the Fat 5 crap started.... Cherie, you made this season bearable and all the reviews are the bomb!
5 of 13 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 28, 2009 5:51 PM
Cherie:
Your recaps have been hilarious and given me endless hours of entertainment... Will you be doing a recap of the reunion?
6 of 13 | Posted by sara_shark | Posted on March 28, 2009 8:39 PM
I think Sarah should be forced to give up her Bad Girl credentials for not LYING to Noah! Is she a BAD girl or just a wimp?
Isn't it sad that Boston and Bait flunked out of BAD Girls Club? Think about it: they weren't even good enough to be bad! I hope they realize they've hit bottom. lol
7 of 13 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:13 PM
OMG Cherie!
Great recap this week. I too am a little sad that the show and your BGC recaps are coming to an end. At least we still have the reunion to watch.
I love how much you love to hate Sarah. I think you called her squid cooch or something. LMAO! Hilarious! I still swesr that Sarah smells bad, and I would love to have her addy so I can send her a bath and shower gift basket.
Cookie brought out the Tiffmonster again, but I think we needed to see a little bit of drama in the last episode. I was glad they made up.
Cant wait to see your reunion recap next week. Stay cool.
-Wonder Girl
8 of 13 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:28 PM
*tear*I'm gonna miss the BGC, too! Now I'm gonna have to find something to watch on Tuesday nights!
*tear*
Cherie - Thank you SO much for doing the recaps! They've been such a laughter for me!
Sarah, you'd be a pretty girl if you weren't so slutty acting. Ashley, if you'd take your implants out, stop wearing so much make-up and quit acting as if you're God's gift to EVERYBODY people might've liked you.. you're nothing but a sucka-foo chicken-head. Whitney, stop reppin' for a city you dont' live in, stop trying to make your Boston accent come out - it should just come naturally. Ailea, hope you get the psychological help you need... and I hope that you don't treat everyone you meet (in real life) like you did Cookie (Amber M.), you're also like Ashley... a sucka-foo chicken-head. Amber B., I hope you grow a backbone & stop letting those ugly guys treat you like shit. Cookie, coming from a person who has a bubbly personality like yours, you can't walk around acting like that ALL THE TIME - people just won't have it, so you need to learn when to draw the line (But you were so my favorite). Tiffany, I hope you learned from this show, not to 'pop off' on friends if they come to you with a serious subject, and I hope you learn that 'cliques' will always give you a bad name (doesn't matter what kind of person you are, if you're in a group *fab5* people will judge you as they do your 'friends'). Noah, I'm glad you wised up - even if it was at the end, I didn't like you at first - but after seeing what you had to say to Sarah, I changed my mind, you were an alright guy. Fazil, I have nothing to say to/about you. Kevin (Geezer dude), please don't talk to Ailea anymore - you're too 'sane' for that sucka-foo chicken-head!
I'm gonna miss the girls, as the lot of you are. They were fun to watch, and I'm glad I started watching BGC :)
And again, THANK YOU, CHERIE!!!
*sniffle*
9 of 13 | Posted by BGCFan_April | Posted on March 28, 2009 10:38 PM
cherie, congratulations on a season well done! your recaps are awesome and i looked foward to them after every vomit-inducing episode i watched. this was a pretty good episode that wrapped things up fairly well, but i'm dying to see the reunion tuesday nite. i really hope that perez calls aliea out for her desperate attempts to look like a bad-ass. whitney as well. how cool would it be if on the reunion midget took a cheap shot at her and threw some steaming hot chow-dah at her?
10 of 13 | Posted by jennylovesflowie623 | Posted on March 29, 2009 3:14 PM
Cherie!!! I'm just DYING to see your recap of the reunion show!!????
11 of 13 | Posted by DangerousD | Posted on April 1, 2009 8:31 PM
Are you going to recap the reunion??
12 of 13 | Posted by msjacqmills | Posted on April 7, 2009 10:48 AM
Yes I am working on it right now. Sorry its so late but all will be explained in time.
Smooches!
13 of 13 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on April 7, 2009 10:59 AM