Oh Lord one more Amber Show. Midget is supposed to say Goodbye but forgets her lines.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Amber is next to go. She hugs everyone and apologizes to Sarah for all the bad things she said to her. Sarah tells us that she's worried that Amber will go back to Bubba J's homely cousin Scott. More hugs and then she too is gone.
Inside Sarah reads the Bad Girl Creed that hangs on the wall.
A Bad Girl knows what she wants and how to get it.
She makes her own way, her own rules and makes no apologies.
Bad Girl blazes her own trail and removes obstacles from her path.
A Bad Girl fights and forces her way to the top with style and beauty.
A Bad Girl believes in jumping first and looking later.
People will love you. People will hate you. Others will secretly wish to be you.
A Bag Girl is YOU.
More talk about being sad and then Sarah says thank you to Tiff and Midget. She says she knows she wasn't always the easiest person to talk to or get thru to but they were patient and she's thankful for that. If these bitches make me start crying I am going to....have a snotty nose dammit!
Sarah realizes she has issues but feels the Bad Girls Club has made her better. More hugs and snotting and the Sarah too is gone.
I miss her already.
And then there were two. Tiff tells Midget that she's glad their argument turned around because it's made them closer. Midget says sometimes that needs to happen to clear the air. As they are walking arm in arm Tiff tells Midget that no matter how mad she gets at her she will always take her back.
Would you like a LifeSaver's?
Midget's up next. Tiff says she is going to miss her a lot. They hug and Midget tells us that even with their differences Tiff and she are friends and they care about each other. They say the love each other as the limo drives away. Midget tells us that she has come to realize that she does poke at people even when she doesn't mean too and it offends people and she wants to change that. She suddenly yells for Driver Dude to stop, she jumps out and runs back to the gate. She then proceeds to rip the Bad Girls emblem off the gate lol. Then throws it to the ground. I'd have taken that shit with me and sold it on ebay!
Uhh hello, couldn't you have given that to me? Your fav recapper in all the land?
Tiff takes us back thru the fights and the fun and the being thrown out of clubs, not to mention Mexico. She says "We shut L.A. down!" As Tiff is headed to the door, she drags her bag over a torn up picture of Kayla. Then pronounces herself the baddest bitch. She has a message for all you Season 4 wannabes. "We are sexier, we look better, we like to bounce up on it and we are way badder. Bring it on. Peace out mansion!" And she blows a kiss and she too is gone.
So as I mentioned before, I am sad. I'm really going to miss these girls. Yes all of them. Except Bait and Boston. Although I have to give thanks to them for the goldmine of comedy they provided.
Love and sad smooches,
Cherie
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Comments (13)
Excellent recap! This season was ridiculously entertaining. Midget was my favorite from the beginning with those stupid gummi bears. Amber needs to wash her face and realize raccoon-style eyeliner is just as hideous as her roided grape smuggler back home. Ew...that pic of him made me puke. Trashly's disco tits need some serious surgical help. Pretty soon she'll be wearing her nipples as earrings! Bait needs years of therapy. Boston needs to get a map and realize there is life outside of beantown. She's a trainwreck stuck in Groundhog Day -- we get it, you love baw-stun. Sarah is just a ho and it's sad that she realizes it yet does nothing to change. Tiff kept it real -- real bi-polar -- but real nonetheless. All in all, an entertaining season only made better by snarky recaps that made me choke on my gummi bears with laughter. Kudos to you dahling! Can't wait for the reunion!!!!
1 of 13 | Posted by Fancypants | Posted on March 28, 2009 6:57 AM
"A Bag Girl is YOU."
Was that typo intentional? If not, best typo EVER! LMAO
2 of 13 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:28 AM
Wonderful recap, Cherie, your stuff was more entertaining than this episode.
Braless Sarah, please reconsider--your girls shouldn't be around your waist while you're in your 20's. Tranny, girls on steroids aint cute. AmberB--you had the nicest figure but I HATE your eyeliner. You mean none of those sad bitches gave you makeup tips? Bait--try Lithium and a straight-jacket. Whitless--my girl from Bawston says you're from the burbs and you don't represent. Oh, and I can't wait until you see that the Beav dropped dime on you. Tiff--not bad but you got on my nerves with your fat5 shit. Love to see Tanisha go off on you sometime. AmberM--you're a BAD GIRL! Loved you the most...
Noah--just be glad you won't be breeding bi-lingual crabs.
Geezer--good luck finding another online date! Does your parole officer know?
Greg--you better keep in touch with AmberB, not many broads would be as easily entertained.
Cherie--love your recaps. Read them all in the last few days and now I know where to find you! xoxo
3 of 13 | Posted by DangerousD | Posted on March 28, 2009 1:44 PM
Fancypants-Nipples as Earrings! Hahahaha! Wish I had thought of that!
Rubina that was indeed a typo, but now that you mention it, that's funnay as hell and accurate! Nevermind, yes I absolutely did it on purpose. I swear! LOL. BAG Girls! hahahaha
DangerousD- "Noah-just be glad you won't be breeding bi-lingual crabs."
That may be one of the best lines this season! Hell, maybe you people should be doing the recaps because I am seriously cracking up right now!
I love love love you guys and I will miss hearing from you.
4 of 13 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on March 28, 2009 2:33 PM
The Midget got three girls sent home this season... and I hope they all go off on her ass at the reunion.
Funny, when I saw Kayla on the preview, I thought to myself, "who is that ugly bitch?" LOL.
I don't know... this season kinda sucked, once the Fat 5 crap started.... Cherie, you made this season bearable and all the reviews are the bomb!
5 of 13 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 28, 2009 5:51 PM
Cherie:
Your recaps have been hilarious and given me endless hours of entertainment... Will you be doing a recap of the reunion?
6 of 13 | Posted by sara_shark | Posted on March 28, 2009 8:39 PM
I think Sarah should be forced to give up her Bad Girl credentials for not LYING to Noah! Is she a BAD girl or just a wimp?
Isn't it sad that Boston and Bait flunked out of BAD Girls Club? Think about it: they weren't even good enough to be bad! I hope they realize they've hit bottom. lol
7 of 13 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:13 PM
OMG Cherie!
Great recap this week. I too am a little sad that the show and your BGC recaps are coming to an end. At least we still have the reunion to watch.
I love how much you love to hate Sarah. I think you called her squid cooch or something. LMAO! Hilarious! I still swesr that Sarah smells bad, and I would love to have her addy so I can send her a bath and shower gift basket.
Cookie brought out the Tiffmonster again, but I think we needed to see a little bit of drama in the last episode. I was glad they made up.
Cant wait to see your reunion recap next week. Stay cool.
-Wonder Girl
8 of 13 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on March 28, 2009 9:28 PM
*tear*I'm gonna miss the BGC, too! Now I'm gonna have to find something to watch on Tuesday nights!
*tear*
Cherie - Thank you SO much for doing the recaps! They've been such a laughter for me!
Sarah, you'd be a pretty girl if you weren't so slutty acting. Ashley, if you'd take your implants out, stop wearing so much make-up and quit acting as if you're God's gift to EVERYBODY people might've liked you.. you're nothing but a sucka-foo chicken-head. Whitney, stop reppin' for a city you dont' live in, stop trying to make your Boston accent come out - it should just come naturally. Ailea, hope you get the psychological help you need... and I hope that you don't treat everyone you meet (in real life) like you did Cookie (Amber M.), you're also like Ashley... a sucka-foo chicken-head. Amber B., I hope you grow a backbone & stop letting those ugly guys treat you like shit. Cookie, coming from a person who has a bubbly personality like yours, you can't walk around acting like that ALL THE TIME - people just won't have it, so you need to learn when to draw the line (But you were so my favorite). Tiffany, I hope you learned from this show, not to 'pop off' on friends if they come to you with a serious subject, and I hope you learn that 'cliques' will always give you a bad name (doesn't matter what kind of person you are, if you're in a group *fab5* people will judge you as they do your 'friends'). Noah, I'm glad you wised up - even if it was at the end, I didn't like you at first - but after seeing what you had to say to Sarah, I changed my mind, you were an alright guy. Fazil, I have nothing to say to/about you. Kevin (Geezer dude), please don't talk to Ailea anymore - you're too 'sane' for that sucka-foo chicken-head!
I'm gonna miss the girls, as the lot of you are. They were fun to watch, and I'm glad I started watching BGC :)
And again, THANK YOU, CHERIE!!!
*sniffle*
9 of 13 | Posted by BGCFan_April | Posted on March 28, 2009 10:38 PM
cherie, congratulations on a season well done! your recaps are awesome and i looked foward to them after every vomit-inducing episode i watched. this was a pretty good episode that wrapped things up fairly well, but i'm dying to see the reunion tuesday nite. i really hope that perez calls aliea out for her desperate attempts to look like a bad-ass. whitney as well. how cool would it be if on the reunion midget took a cheap shot at her and threw some steaming hot chow-dah at her?
10 of 13 | Posted by jennylovesflowie623 | Posted on March 29, 2009 3:14 PM
Cherie!!! I'm just DYING to see your recap of the reunion show!!????
11 of 13 | Posted by DangerousD | Posted on April 1, 2009 8:31 PM
Are you going to recap the reunion??
12 of 13 | Posted by msjacqmills | Posted on April 7, 2009 10:48 AM
Yes I am working on it right now. Sorry its so late but all will be explained in time.
Smooches!
13 of 13 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on April 7, 2009 10:59 AM