Hello my lovies! Sorry again for the lateness but it turns out the world doesn't just revolve around me and sometimes I have to help others. *shudders* So since I was awakened by said "other" about 3 hours after finally going to sleep I figured I might as well jump on into Bad Girls Club!
As Perez Hilton voice overs that absence does not make the heart grow fonder, we are treated to scenes of the different girls claiming they are going to fuck that bitch up, beleeee that! Blah blah blah, we've heard it all before. "How we do it in Boston is, we use our fists!" I finally realized that apparently in Boston "fists" is slang for "shoes and/or pulling hair." Who says this shown isn't edamecational?
After a little plug for himself Perez welcomes us to the Season Three Reunion of the Bad Girls Club. Claps all around! Probably "the clap" as well. He tells us that over at Perezhilton.com they deal with Lindsey, Britney, and all skanks in between and that nobody knows a hot mess better than he does."And tonight, I have 8 of the hottest bitches around."
Out comes Trashley, Sarah, Tiff, Amber and Midget. He tells them tonight will be like therapy and they are going to bounce up on it. I guess he's saving the other 3 bitches for later. There is a lot of applause and finally we get down to the nasty!
Perez tells us its seem to be a tradition that someone always knocks a bitch out and gets sent home. Causing Midget to make this face.
Perez mentions that there are usually 7 girls and he asks Sarah how it felt to actually make it to the end. She proudly tells us it felt really good and it was a really big accomplishment that they were all able to control themselves and maintain their composure. WHAT?
Composure means what again?
Instead of slapping Sarah silly and nailing her ass to the wall for that ridiculous statement he turns his attention to the Ambers. He says Midget was responsible for sending a few of them packing. She snaps back "They actually sent themselves packing." Hahahah Oh Snap!
Next Perez reads some questions that people left on the Oxygen message boards. The first one who's name I will attempt to spell Cheecheefrufru? is wondering if at any point she (Midget I think) thought she should just leave? Midget says that she just felt like everybody in the house hated her the whole time causing Trashley to make this face.
Perez asks Midget what she expected from being in BGC and she says she just wanted to live in a mansion and party and have fun. He asks her when did things turn and she says on day 2 when she started getting screamed at and she was pissing everyone off but didn't know why. Trashley again leans in and makes some comment to Tiff. You know, keeping it real, not talking shit at all. Although to be fair maybe her prostate was acting up.
Perez says that now that Midget has seen the show does she know why she was pissing people off? She tells him because she's so sweet and an angel causing the crowd to laugh and Tiff to bust a vein. Tiff leans in because she realizes no one has spoken to her and asks "Did you know what the Bad Girls Club was before you came in?"
As Midget tries to say she knew what it was TiffMonster interrupts her and says "You knew what it was? You sitting here lying too." Oh so now Tiff is a freakin psychic! She can read minds. Is there no end to her talents?
Amber tries to speak and Tiff tells her she isn't talking to her. Someone says shut up and Midget says she saw season 2 with Tanisha and for some reason this causes Tiff to say "Don't gets balls Amber." Trashley jumps in and tells Amber "Yeah don't and don't be trying to look like me either in your little outfit." And she says some shit about wearing jeans and flip flops bitch! And she keeps yelling over Amber to "Shut the fuck up just shut the fuck up."
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Comments (16)
Cherie!!!
Loved the recap. I am sooo sad that BGC is over too. I lived for your blogs for the past few months. Congrats on the new addition! I am sure Midget will be honored that you named your new lil kitty after her.
I posted this recap over on the Oxy board, so you don't have to do it yourself this time...unless you wanna.
My favorite part is where you were talking about Sarah and how sleeping on a bed of turds would be no different than sleeping at her house. ROTFLMAO!!! I love you Cherie you always make me laugh. Midget said that she loved this recap and that you were "sp right on" about everything. I have to agree.
Well take care, and I hope you will still be the BGC recapper nevt season. Until then, I will continue to get my weekly dose of Cherie on the Kardashian recap.
Smooches,
Katie
1 of 16 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:15 AM
Cherie, thanks to you I started watching a show I never thought I'd watch, and actually enjoyed it! Thanks for all the laughs!
SWAK, PottyMouth
2 of 16 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on April 9, 2009 3:41 AM
Cherie,
Love, love, love your recaps!! I didn't find out about them until later in the season but after reading the first one, I became hooked!!! I love your razor sharp wit and wicked sense of humor!! This season of BGC was kraaa zeee!! I stayed so pissed through most of it. Thanks so much for telling those crazy bitch ass bullies what I couldn't!! I LOVED the nics that you gave the girls--so dead on!! Midget was my favorite, she definitely shined over all of them. I loved that you named your new "baby" after her!! Thanks so much for adding so much fun to this season. I am now a life long fan!
Hugs & kisses,
Shout
3 of 16 | Posted by Shout Out | Posted on April 9, 2009 6:37 AM
I didn't really watch the season, only read the recaps, but it seemed like to me Tiff is bipolar or somethng. Sometimes she was so logical (esp at the beginning) and then other times she would make no sense and fly off the handle. It was really sad. I was so excited to see Amber is moving closer to Midget. I'm glad those two developed a real friendship, the friendship b/t the other girls seemd it was out of conveinence and dislike for the Ambers.
And what Perez said to Geezer Bait, LOL, how awesome.
4 of 16 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on April 9, 2009 7:06 AM
OMG Cherie! You almost made me piss myself, once again, from laughter!
I'm gonna miss BGC, and hope to remember to come back for S4 (might need an email reminder, lol).
The new addition to your family is so CUTE! :) Makes me wanna go out and get a kitten ('coz I already have a weiner dog).
I can't pick a favorite part of your recap this time, 'coz it was ALL great! I loved it ALL! And I'm definatley gonna miss it, lots 'n shit!
Hope things look up for the better for you with your problems in real life - I know how that goes!
XOXO
-BGCFan_April
5 of 16 | Posted by BGCfan_April | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:37 AM
I enjoyed your recaps from the Bad Girls Club. These past two weeks I kept coming on here everyday to see if you had the reunion show done yet. I love your recaps ! They are hilarious and I enjoy the heck out of them.
I have read all of them and I have to say you are a comedic genuis. Sometimes I laughed so hard that my sides started to hurt. Good Job !
Thanks for your recaps again Cheri ! I am forever a fan of yours !
6 of 16 | Posted by candicanestealer | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:03 AM
When Perez Hilton thinks you are a pathetic lowlife whore, you really have hit rock bottom.
7 of 16 | Posted by VegasDarling | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:11 AM
Thanks again, Cherie! Enjoyed reading you this season and I hope you're back next season! You rock! :)
I enjoyed this recap, the kitten at the end was the icing on the cake! TOO CUTE! Glad you named her Midget as well.
Take care!
8 of 16 | Posted by prettydark | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:14 PM
Take care of yourself and your mom, Cherie
9 of 16 | Posted by deemarie | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:47 PM
Cherie-
LOVE your recaps, and I am so glad that you did one for the reunion... Can we discuss you taking on America's Next Top Model?
On a side note, I also loved how you too saw things from Cookies perspective that Tiffany may in fact be CeeCee....
Stop by the message board more, I'd love to see your comments there!
Sara
10 of 16 | Posted by Sara_Shark | Posted on April 9, 2009 1:30 PM
Thanks for the laughs!Amazing job recapping this season!
I was mad that no one called Bait out on how she told the cops that Boston was the one who beat up Midget. The fab five seemed to conveniently forget that ever happened.
11 of 16 | Posted by notcreative | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:49 PM
I'll miss your BGC recaps for sure, and (some of) these bad girls.
What's the deal with these girls going off on each other by yelling nonsensical, irrelevant stuff like, "You wear flip-flops! You and your damn Seventeen magazines! I hate your earrings!" (All right, I made some of that up.) Is it just Tiff or did they all do that?
Best wishes to you and your mom. Your kitty is adorable. I had a precious, cute lil kitten like her once who I called Gigi. She ended up being a 16 pound "large and in charge" type. LOL
12 of 16 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:23 PM
I actually felt bad for Ailea since I felt she was really honest about her feelings. I can understand that you can apologize for behavior and really feel you were right in your thinking.... I mean, things got out of hand in Mexico and PH was out of control for being such a dick to her. It was unnecessary and pitiful and he was only picking on her, cause he would have gotten his ass kicked by Tiff if he pulled that shit with her.
13 of 16 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:57 PM
Love the comment you made about Tiff talking to girls about anger management..and how Michael Vick will become the new dog whisperer..that was sheer genius !
14 of 16 | Posted by pyper | Posted on April 10, 2009 9:45 AM
I did NOT feel bad for Ailea when Perez bitched her out, he said everything I was thinking, I
15 of 16 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 10, 2009 11:13 AM
I'm a little disappointed Perez didn't show Boston the footage of Ailea naming her when speaking to the police in Cancun. And I would have loved if they showed Boston the clip of her threatening someone with a shoe and then saying in Boston they only hit with their fists.
I'm also surprised that Perez, who normally makes a big deal about people smoking, didn't comment that perhaps the division in the BGC might have had something to do with the fact the Fab Five spent most of their time on the patio smoking while it seemed both Ambers were non-smokers and therefore not out there all the time. You got 5 girls huddled in a smoking area who like to talk trash, of course they are gonna talk about the girls who aren't out there to defend themselves. Wait a minute -I think that is the Kelly Bundy game, someone goes in the bathroom and while she is gone everyone talks badly about her.
Anyway I have truly enjoyed your recaps! I only discovered them halfway thru the season so I look forward to going back and reading them all - but you have really done an incredible job. I think the recaps are better than the actual show!
Good luck with your Mom and congrats on the new kitty!
16 of 16 | Posted by trixie | Posted on April 10, 2009 12:39 PM