Amber tells Trashley that she is disrespecting herself right now and Trashley loses it as usual and calls her a stupid cunt and asks her if she's seen the show. Amber tells Trash that she hates herself so much that she has to be nasty to her. Trash actually says "I hate myself? What is there to hate about YOU? You look like a egg on stilts, you have a pot belly and the worst acne and you are depressed."
Amber tells Trash she doesn't want to insult her and of course Tiff jumps in and says she already did. Amber says she had issues back then and Tiff says"Wit yo self!" Hey Tiff snappy comeback. Did you think she was saying she had issues with the IRS? Dumbass.
Perez tries to regain control and asks Amber about her boyfriend and if that was where the issue stemmed from. She says yes. She admits that she took it out on the other girls but that is not who she is today. That she has nothing nasty to say about Trash or anyone else. Tiff can't let that shit go though since she can't seem to get any airtime and replies "Cause you said it already that's why." And she tells her "It's a blond thing." and cackles. Hey blond girls, Tiff just called y'all stupid.
LOL Amber says she's not even a natural blond and everyone laughs. She then apologizes (not even if the fires of hell were crawling up my ass would I apologize to that spooge bag) to Trashley. Perez says "Well she just called you a cunt so I think you are even."
And now Perez brings us to Tiff and her self proclaimed status as peace maker. And he shows a clip from the last night they had together when Midget told her that her friend had felt her up. They cut back and forth between the clips and Midget and Tiff's faces.
Instead of a big ass fight Midget and Tiff agree that there was no harm done and none intended. Next question is from badtothebone, they ask if Midget and Tiff are still friends? Midget says that Tiff will talk to her on the phone and be her friend on the phone but then on the Oxygen boards she see's a girl named "ceecee" and she asks Tiff if that's her. Tiff denies it but I had the same suspicion so who knows? And then it's all, yes you are, no I ain't. And Tiff says, and I quote, "It's not me. I think a lot of peoples you too and I swear to God on my daddy head all the way til the world blow up it ain't never me. Now what?"
Perez asks what has been said at Oxygen and Midget says that she's a dick sucker and that the other Amber...but she gets cut off but Tiff screeching "You sucked dick on national tv what did you want, that could be anybody in the audience who wrote that what does it have to be me?" Tiff says there are a million different people on those boards and Midget says yeah cause you are a million different people on there. More back and forth and the finally Perez says "Ok bitches it's the Perez show, shut the fuck up!" I suddenly love him.
He then turns his attention to Amber B. having sex in the house. Which she denies. Excuse me for a sec. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! She doesn't care what footage is out there she knows it didn't happen. Cut to Trash jumping up and poking her ass in the air and saying "So what was this?"
Perez says the video doesn't lie.And he's going to track down Stubface and ask him himself. Then Amber swears she's never done it that way. Tiff says "She's never been bent over." Haha good one. Then Amber swears on her grandfather that she's never done that in her life. Sarah, who the hell even remembered she was there says "Well then you sound like a snooze in the sack then." Again hahahaha!
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Comments (16)
Cherie!!!
Loved the recap. I am sooo sad that BGC is over too. I lived for your blogs for the past few months. Congrats on the new addition! I am sure Midget will be honored that you named your new lil kitty after her.
I posted this recap over on the Oxy board, so you don't have to do it yourself this time...unless you wanna.
My favorite part is where you were talking about Sarah and how sleeping on a bed of turds would be no different than sleeping at her house. ROTFLMAO!!! I love you Cherie you always make me laugh. Midget said that she loved this recap and that you were "sp right on" about everything. I have to agree.
Well take care, and I hope you will still be the BGC recapper nevt season. Until then, I will continue to get my weekly dose of Cherie on the Kardashian recap.
Smooches,
Katie
1 of 16 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:15 AM
Cherie, thanks to you I started watching a show I never thought I'd watch, and actually enjoyed it! Thanks for all the laughs!
SWAK, PottyMouth
2 of 16 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on April 9, 2009 3:41 AM
Cherie,
Love, love, love your recaps!! I didn't find out about them until later in the season but after reading the first one, I became hooked!!! I love your razor sharp wit and wicked sense of humor!! This season of BGC was kraaa zeee!! I stayed so pissed through most of it. Thanks so much for telling those crazy bitch ass bullies what I couldn't!! I LOVED the nics that you gave the girls--so dead on!! Midget was my favorite, she definitely shined over all of them. I loved that you named your new "baby" after her!! Thanks so much for adding so much fun to this season. I am now a life long fan!
Hugs & kisses,
Shout
3 of 16 | Posted by Shout Out | Posted on April 9, 2009 6:37 AM
I didn't really watch the season, only read the recaps, but it seemed like to me Tiff is bipolar or somethng. Sometimes she was so logical (esp at the beginning) and then other times she would make no sense and fly off the handle. It was really sad. I was so excited to see Amber is moving closer to Midget. I'm glad those two developed a real friendship, the friendship b/t the other girls seemd it was out of conveinence and dislike for the Ambers.
And what Perez said to Geezer Bait, LOL, how awesome.
4 of 16 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on April 9, 2009 7:06 AM
OMG Cherie! You almost made me piss myself, once again, from laughter!
I'm gonna miss BGC, and hope to remember to come back for S4 (might need an email reminder, lol).
The new addition to your family is so CUTE! :) Makes me wanna go out and get a kitten ('coz I already have a weiner dog).
I can't pick a favorite part of your recap this time, 'coz it was ALL great! I loved it ALL! And I'm definatley gonna miss it, lots 'n shit!
Hope things look up for the better for you with your problems in real life - I know how that goes!
XOXO
-BGCFan_April
5 of 16 | Posted by BGCfan_April | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:37 AM
I enjoyed your recaps from the Bad Girls Club. These past two weeks I kept coming on here everyday to see if you had the reunion show done yet. I love your recaps ! They are hilarious and I enjoy the heck out of them.
I have read all of them and I have to say you are a comedic genuis. Sometimes I laughed so hard that my sides started to hurt. Good Job !
Thanks for your recaps again Cheri ! I am forever a fan of yours !
6 of 16 | Posted by candicanestealer | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:03 AM
When Perez Hilton thinks you are a pathetic lowlife whore, you really have hit rock bottom.
7 of 16 | Posted by VegasDarling | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:11 AM
Thanks again, Cherie! Enjoyed reading you this season and I hope you're back next season! You rock! :)
I enjoyed this recap, the kitten at the end was the icing on the cake! TOO CUTE! Glad you named her Midget as well.
Take care!
8 of 16 | Posted by prettydark | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:14 PM
Take care of yourself and your mom, Cherie
9 of 16 | Posted by deemarie | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:47 PM
Cherie-
LOVE your recaps, and I am so glad that you did one for the reunion... Can we discuss you taking on America's Next Top Model?
On a side note, I also loved how you too saw things from Cookies perspective that Tiffany may in fact be CeeCee....
Stop by the message board more, I'd love to see your comments there!
Sara
10 of 16 | Posted by Sara_Shark | Posted on April 9, 2009 1:30 PM
Thanks for the laughs!Amazing job recapping this season!
I was mad that no one called Bait out on how she told the cops that Boston was the one who beat up Midget. The fab five seemed to conveniently forget that ever happened.
11 of 16 | Posted by notcreative | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:49 PM
I'll miss your BGC recaps for sure, and (some of) these bad girls.
What's the deal with these girls going off on each other by yelling nonsensical, irrelevant stuff like, "You wear flip-flops! You and your damn Seventeen magazines! I hate your earrings!" (All right, I made some of that up.) Is it just Tiff or did they all do that?
Best wishes to you and your mom. Your kitty is adorable. I had a precious, cute lil kitten like her once who I called Gigi. She ended up being a 16 pound "large and in charge" type. LOL
12 of 16 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:23 PM
I actually felt bad for Ailea since I felt she was really honest about her feelings. I can understand that you can apologize for behavior and really feel you were right in your thinking.... I mean, things got out of hand in Mexico and PH was out of control for being such a dick to her. It was unnecessary and pitiful and he was only picking on her, cause he would have gotten his ass kicked by Tiff if he pulled that shit with her.
13 of 16 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:57 PM
Love the comment you made about Tiff talking to girls about anger management..and how Michael Vick will become the new dog whisperer..that was sheer genius !
14 of 16 | Posted by pyper | Posted on April 10, 2009 9:45 AM
I did NOT feel bad for Ailea when Perez bitched her out, he said everything I was thinking, I
15 of 16 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 10, 2009 11:13 AM
I'm a little disappointed Perez didn't show Boston the footage of Ailea naming her when speaking to the police in Cancun. And I would have loved if they showed Boston the clip of her threatening someone with a shoe and then saying in Boston they only hit with their fists.
I'm also surprised that Perez, who normally makes a big deal about people smoking, didn't comment that perhaps the division in the BGC might have had something to do with the fact the Fab Five spent most of their time on the patio smoking while it seemed both Ambers were non-smokers and therefore not out there all the time. You got 5 girls huddled in a smoking area who like to talk trash, of course they are gonna talk about the girls who aren't out there to defend themselves. Wait a minute -I think that is the Kelly Bundy game, someone goes in the bathroom and while she is gone everyone talks badly about her.
Anyway I have truly enjoyed your recaps! I only discovered them halfway thru the season so I look forward to going back and reading them all - but you have really done an incredible job. I think the recaps are better than the actual show!
Good luck with your Mom and congrats on the new kitty!
16 of 16 | Posted by trixie | Posted on April 10, 2009 12:39 PM