Midget says to Tiff that she thought after seeing the footage maybe her feelings would have changed. Tiff get's all TiffMonster and says she hasn't said a word and that basically she was the one that "brought Cancun back together." Midget accuses Tiff of only doing that to look good on the show. And the TiffMonster is on her feet.
Tiff gets all in Midget's face blathering about how she don't pay her bills or do nothing for Tiff and she did that out of the kindness of her cold dead heart. More crap. Then Tiff slaps Midget in the head and then runs away. Midget slaps back but the TiffRat had scurried off already.
Next Perez goes after Bait for kicking Midget and then gloating about it. He tells her that watching that made him want to barf. And I quote, "That made me think you are a pathetic bitch." She says ok and the audience cheers lol. She tries to back track and say it was wrong but Perez isn't done with her ass and says "You know whats even more wrong? To not feel any remorse and to kick someone and then gloat about it."
He then asks Midget if it felt good to finally get justice by kicking that bitch out. Midget says she threw herself out. She attacked her and got herself kicked out. Boston snaps out of her coma to say "That was a rat move." She says she had the choice to keep her or send her home and she chose to send her home and you don't do that to anybody.
Perez heads back to Bait and says "You seem like a crazy bitch to me and in the show you revealed that you went to the nuthouse. How long were you there for?" She says she was just there for an evaluation. Perez tells her maybe she should go back and spend a little more time there and she agrees that she has thought about it. Midget asks Bait if she really is alright now and before Bait can say anything Boston decides that she is about to fuck Midget up one on one right now. There's a first time for everything. Perez asks Boston why she even said that and she tells him she just doesn't want to hear anything stupid. Then stop speaking bitch.
Next up Perez brings out Kayla. He calls her the crazy bitch from Compton. The only ones who hug her are Amber and Midget. The others have that same "I smell Sarah's feet" look on their faces. So Perez asks her if it's K.C. or Kayla and why the two names? She replies it's like how Beyonce has Sasha Fierce. When she's pissed K.C. comes out. Perez asks which one is there now?
Perez brings up the fight with Midget and Kayla says thats how it is when you love someone. You fight. But she does love these bitches. Perez says "Damn girl you crack me up." He then tells her she is a troublemaker. He reminds her that they were kicked out of quite a few clubs and he high fives her. Next is a question from a viewer. Viewer wants to know if Kayla is scared of Tiff. Kayla is not pleased with the question and says she ain't skeerd of nobody but God. Perez wants to know why she and Tiff didn't connect more. Kayla says she was originally pissed that she wasn't the only black girl in the house but then thought that the two of them would "rule the house."
Trash takes offense at Kayla saying that as black girls they would run the house and it is a bit racist to say. If one of the Amber's had said that shit they would have been drowned. In a toilet. So the fighting starts. Shut the fuck up, you are a dumb bitch. You got kicked off blah blah blah. Kayla tells her she doesn't even know her so shut it. More screaming and threats and then Trash says, "Did you watch your episode? Cookie beat your ass." Kayla decides that she is going to be a lady today but she will still cuss her ass out. Perez's happy pills finally kick in.
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Comments (16)
Cherie!!!
Loved the recap. I am sooo sad that BGC is over too. I lived for your blogs for the past few months. Congrats on the new addition! I am sure Midget will be honored that you named your new lil kitty after her.
I posted this recap over on the Oxy board, so you don't have to do it yourself this time...unless you wanna.
My favorite part is where you were talking about Sarah and how sleeping on a bed of turds would be no different than sleeping at her house. ROTFLMAO!!! I love you Cherie you always make me laugh. Midget said that she loved this recap and that you were "sp right on" about everything. I have to agree.
Well take care, and I hope you will still be the BGC recapper nevt season. Until then, I will continue to get my weekly dose of Cherie on the Kardashian recap.
Smooches,
Katie
1 of 16 | Posted by Wonder Girl | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:15 AM
Cherie, thanks to you I started watching a show I never thought I'd watch, and actually enjoyed it! Thanks for all the laughs!
SWAK, PottyMouth
2 of 16 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on April 9, 2009 3:41 AM
Cherie,
Love, love, love your recaps!! I didn't find out about them until later in the season but after reading the first one, I became hooked!!! I love your razor sharp wit and wicked sense of humor!! This season of BGC was kraaa zeee!! I stayed so pissed through most of it. Thanks so much for telling those crazy bitch ass bullies what I couldn't!! I LOVED the nics that you gave the girls--so dead on!! Midget was my favorite, she definitely shined over all of them. I loved that you named your new "baby" after her!! Thanks so much for adding so much fun to this season. I am now a life long fan!
Hugs & kisses,
Shout
3 of 16 | Posted by Shout Out | Posted on April 9, 2009 6:37 AM
I didn't really watch the season, only read the recaps, but it seemed like to me Tiff is bipolar or somethng. Sometimes she was so logical (esp at the beginning) and then other times she would make no sense and fly off the handle. It was really sad. I was so excited to see Amber is moving closer to Midget. I'm glad those two developed a real friendship, the friendship b/t the other girls seemd it was out of conveinence and dislike for the Ambers.
And what Perez said to Geezer Bait, LOL, how awesome.
4 of 16 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on April 9, 2009 7:06 AM
OMG Cherie! You almost made me piss myself, once again, from laughter!
I'm gonna miss BGC, and hope to remember to come back for S4 (might need an email reminder, lol).
The new addition to your family is so CUTE! :) Makes me wanna go out and get a kitten ('coz I already have a weiner dog).
I can't pick a favorite part of your recap this time, 'coz it was ALL great! I loved it ALL! And I'm definatley gonna miss it, lots 'n shit!
Hope things look up for the better for you with your problems in real life - I know how that goes!
XOXO
-BGCFan_April
5 of 16 | Posted by BGCfan_April | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:37 AM
I enjoyed your recaps from the Bad Girls Club. These past two weeks I kept coming on here everyday to see if you had the reunion show done yet. I love your recaps ! They are hilarious and I enjoy the heck out of them.
I have read all of them and I have to say you are a comedic genuis. Sometimes I laughed so hard that my sides started to hurt. Good Job !
Thanks for your recaps again Cheri ! I am forever a fan of yours !
6 of 16 | Posted by candicanestealer | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:03 AM
When Perez Hilton thinks you are a pathetic lowlife whore, you really have hit rock bottom.
7 of 16 | Posted by VegasDarling | Posted on April 9, 2009 11:11 AM
Thanks again, Cherie! Enjoyed reading you this season and I hope you're back next season! You rock! :)
I enjoyed this recap, the kitten at the end was the icing on the cake! TOO CUTE! Glad you named her Midget as well.
Take care!
8 of 16 | Posted by prettydark | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:14 PM
Take care of yourself and your mom, Cherie
9 of 16 | Posted by deemarie | Posted on April 9, 2009 12:47 PM
Cherie-
LOVE your recaps, and I am so glad that you did one for the reunion... Can we discuss you taking on America's Next Top Model?
On a side note, I also loved how you too saw things from Cookies perspective that Tiffany may in fact be CeeCee....
Stop by the message board more, I'd love to see your comments there!
Sara
10 of 16 | Posted by Sara_Shark | Posted on April 9, 2009 1:30 PM
Thanks for the laughs!Amazing job recapping this season!
I was mad that no one called Bait out on how she told the cops that Boston was the one who beat up Midget. The fab five seemed to conveniently forget that ever happened.
11 of 16 | Posted by notcreative | Posted on April 9, 2009 2:49 PM
I'll miss your BGC recaps for sure, and (some of) these bad girls.
What's the deal with these girls going off on each other by yelling nonsensical, irrelevant stuff like, "You wear flip-flops! You and your damn Seventeen magazines! I hate your earrings!" (All right, I made some of that up.) Is it just Tiff or did they all do that?
Best wishes to you and your mom. Your kitty is adorable. I had a precious, cute lil kitten like her once who I called Gigi. She ended up being a 16 pound "large and in charge" type. LOL
12 of 16 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on April 9, 2009 8:23 PM
I actually felt bad for Ailea since I felt she was really honest about her feelings. I can understand that you can apologize for behavior and really feel you were right in your thinking.... I mean, things got out of hand in Mexico and PH was out of control for being such a dick to her. It was unnecessary and pitiful and he was only picking on her, cause he would have gotten his ass kicked by Tiff if he pulled that shit with her.
13 of 16 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on April 9, 2009 9:57 PM
Love the comment you made about Tiff talking to girls about anger management..and how Michael Vick will become the new dog whisperer..that was sheer genius !
14 of 16 | Posted by pyper | Posted on April 10, 2009 9:45 AM
I did NOT feel bad for Ailea when Perez bitched her out, he said everything I was thinking, I
15 of 16 | Posted by heykate7 | Posted on April 10, 2009 11:13 AM
I'm a little disappointed Perez didn't show Boston the footage of Ailea naming her when speaking to the police in Cancun. And I would have loved if they showed Boston the clip of her threatening someone with a shoe and then saying in Boston they only hit with their fists.
I'm also surprised that Perez, who normally makes a big deal about people smoking, didn't comment that perhaps the division in the BGC might have had something to do with the fact the Fab Five spent most of their time on the patio smoking while it seemed both Ambers were non-smokers and therefore not out there all the time. You got 5 girls huddled in a smoking area who like to talk trash, of course they are gonna talk about the girls who aren't out there to defend themselves. Wait a minute -I think that is the Kelly Bundy game, someone goes in the bathroom and while she is gone everyone talks badly about her.
Anyway I have truly enjoyed your recaps! I only discovered them halfway thru the season so I look forward to going back and reading them all - but you have really done an incredible job. I think the recaps are better than the actual show!
Good luck with your Mom and congrats on the new kitty!
16 of 16 | Posted by trixie | Posted on April 10, 2009 12:39 PM