This week on the Bad Girls Club...Boston loses her shit over gummi bears, Geezer Bait wants to bang a fossil, Sarah pees on a tree and the new girl Ashley arrives. Oh yeah, and The Amber's are to blame for everything. Here we go!
We start off where we left off last week with Tiff and the others losing their shit because a new girls picture is up where Kayla's used to be. Geezer Bait rips it off the wall and throws it to the ground. Tiff keeps screaming" who is this bitch?" Boston takes the picture and throws it outside.
Tiff goes and gets the picture so she can see what new girl looks like. Tiff tells us she is angry because this is "their" house. And the other girls have earned their spots there
and she has bonded with them. Did I miss an episode? "Earned their spots"??? Hello y'all came in the same way she's coming in! WTF?
Outside Boston decides this new girl must die and starts tearing the picture apart. They take turns throwing it and breaking it and seem quite proud of themselves.Then Boston tells us that this girl better watch out because she's gonna be living with two city girls and if she tries to pull anything over their eyes she's got it coming for her. Ooohhh I'm a skeerd y'all.
Back inside Midget wants to get a peek at the new girl and tries to piece her picture back together. The other girls are screaming some shit about blah blah bitch, hate her, who does she think she is....Sarah decides that this new bitch thinks she's her. And Geezer Bait starts hopping up and down screaming "She isn't me! She isn't Sarah!"
Wow, don't ya hate when you have fights with people when you aren't even there.
Sarah tells us that she is not receptive to this new girl. At all. No shit? Again with the "This is our house and I don't think she deserves to be here." By the way what the fuck has she got on her head? Discuss.
Midget is looking at the other nutbags and not saying much. Tiff recognizes her silence as she's not jumping on the bandwagon of crazy and calls her on it. Midget tells her she's not going to hate on the new girl until she meets her and has reason to hate her. What a fucking concept! By the way, when did Midget become the voice of reason?
Who'd a thunk it?
Midget tells us she thinks the other girls are threatened by new girl and she doesn't get it. So then Midget decides to be funny and say that the new girl is gonna come in the house with gummi bears and throw them at their breasts. This of course sends Boston straight to Nuttyville and Boston proclaims that Midget is "an instigator. See what she does?" Oh lighten up dingbat. As Midget is starting Gummi Bear Gate The Sequel, Tiff has jumped aboard the Nuttyville Express and says the new girl will get her ass fucked up if she throws gummi bears at her. AM I DRUNK? Who knew gummy bears were such shit starters. Little fuckers.
Die you chewy little bastard!
Boston keeps ranting in her own special way. And then we hear it. Yep. Midget's drunk ass tried to shove a gummi bear up her blistered fucking nose and blah blah blah!
Boston says she doesn't think she can even be in the same room as Midget. Damn you gummi bears! Finally Midget gets fed up with Boston and screams at her ass to leave the room if she's so sick of her. Boston counters with "Why should I have to leave?" Uh because YOU are the one with a gummi bear up your ass? Midget finally shows some anger and screams at Boston "Because I am sitting here!" Haha. Hit her with another gummi bear. Please.
Boston is impressed that Midget can scream and says "Wow you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." Oh Boston, if anyone screams trailer park, it's you. Now go eat some gummi bears you psychotic bitch weed.
After Midget leaves Tiff starts talking about how when the new girl arrives the house is going to divide because the Amber's will be nice to her. TIFF! Come away from the dark side! WTF is happening to my Tiff?
The next morning after Amber has awakened from her alcohol coma of the night before, she notices a giant bruise on Midget's arm. And asks about it. In front of Boston.
Gummi bear violence is never okay.
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM