Boston starts explaining how it was all Midget's fault and basically the bitch had it coming. Midget says it bothers her that Boston's crazy switch is flipped so easily and Boston turns it around and says no Midget just keeps poking and jabbing at her until she can't take it anymore. Oh I get it now, Boston's my ex-husband.
Hey bitch go make me a pie!
They start telling Amber what went on the night before with the new girls picture. Amber's pissed because she wants to see. Only she can't because its been shredded. Midget says she's gorgeous and she'd fuck her. She then tells Amber that Geezer Bait lost her shit because someone said she looks like Sarah and Geezer Bait. Midget wants to wait until the girl arrives and then announce she's much prettier than either of them. LOL. Amber starts quivering and begs her not too because it would start a war. Party pooper!
If by "man" you mean stubfaced tard, ok.
Telephone! It's Amber's gay friend Stubface. Oh I am sorry I mean Manfriend. He's calling to apologize for being a douche and says he's almost moved out of his beard's girlfriends house now so he would like it if he could come over and get laid on national tv again. Amber says sure!
Later the girls are at dinner and Geezer Bait wants to know whats up with Stubface. Amber blathers on about he apologized and blah blah blah. Boston says "What did I tell you Sarah". Yeah you are a real psychic there Boston. Who could have seen that coming. Besides everybody. Have a gummi bear and shut the fuck up.
Boston tells us that if Amber wants to date fourth graders on steroids with really bad haircuts go for it. Amber tells the girls "I promise I am not being set up but if Kevin has any younger male friends, send them over." And at the mention of Geezer Dude's name Geezer Bait gets this look on her face.
Is she.......?
Man I hope they brought extra diapers.
Ok last time. Pinky swear!
Anyway Amber mumbles something about marrying or blowing or something any dude that Geezer Dude knows and then she asks Geezer Bait how old Geezer Dude really is. SILENCE. And then "I don't want to talk about it." I don't blame ya. That dude's gross. And as was pointed out to me by Lady_Ace, he has shriveled, old, stinky, geezer balls.
Later back at the house Geezer Dude shows up. Oh joy. Oh freakin gross! Ick and Ickier are laying in the bed. Ick asks Ickier if he's gonna spend the night. He says no, not on a school night. WHAT? Are you telling me that dude is a teacher? Well if that ain't an ad for home schooling I don't know what is!
Teacher + Student = GROSS!
He continues to tell her that he can't stay over because they don't go to bed early enough for him. And then she says that if he were to give her a reason to come to bed early she would. Pardon me....
Much better. She continues to tell us that she is sexually deprived and Geezer Dude is boring and if she doesn't get laid soon she's gonna die. Basically. She tells him that "We haven't had any male interaction in a long time" and he tells her that it can't be all physical. There has to be some emotion involved. That means he forgot his viagra. And then someone farts and they giggle. I'm so gonna need therapy.
The next day the phone rings and Geezer Bait answers. It's the new room mate! They trade names and Geezer Bait calls the other girls in. Her name is Ashley. Geezer Bait tells her her name and Ashely thinks she said Leah. She is corrected! Ashely tells AH-Leah that she likes her name. So far so good. She seems nice.
Ya betteh not have any gummi beahs!
Boston comes running in and grabs the phone. And she looks a mess. She greets Ashley with "What's up bitch?" Ashley is from Seattle and she'll be there in about 5 minutes and tells Boston they better get ready. Boston gets her boxers in a wad and screeches "I better get ready? Peace out!" And she slams the phone down and announces the girl is a bitch. The idiot brigade decides that they are going to lock all the doors so she can't get in. Brilliant!
And if we close our eyes she won't be able to see us!
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM