So they run around and lock all the doors. The limo is shown and we see her boots. And then she speaks. She says "These bitches better watch out". And she goes on to say how every where she goes she makes a grand entrance and everybody stares. She says she doesn't need to speak to be a badass. She walks into a room and you just see it. That should have gotten on my nerves but since she's already managed to piss off most of the house, I'm kinda loving her.
The limo driver tells her good luck that she is gonna need it. LOL. As she gets out of the limo we get a small peek at her. The girls are all hiding behind curtains and staring and one of them, Sarah I think says "Eew she's UGLY!" Which of course means she's probably gorgeous. Geezer Bait starts yelling "Check out those boots ladies!" As she gets to the locked door, the green eyed monsters are on the balcony.
Knock knock!
Satan's Welcome Wagon.
Ashley, 21 from Seattle is labeled The Femme Fetale. She tells us that if anyone gets in the way of her having fun she will handle it with this or this. Pointing to her head and then her birdie finger. She tells us that girls want to be her. Again that should have gotten on my nerves but somehow I'm just giggling.
She keeps knocking on the door while the girls make cracks at her and tell her she'll have to figure it out on her own like they did. I hope she busts a window out too. Even Amber chimes in with something about her being in Hillbilly Heaven and wearing flannel. I believe she's wearing plaid but whateve's.
On and on it goes. Tiff tells her she's a bad girl figure it out and Ashley says" Yeah I'm a bad girl but I'm too pretty to bust out a window so.." Hahahaha! Oh AMBER, I think someone is referring to you! She tells them "It's ok I'd be scared too." And Sarah says "There's six of us honey!" and then Tiff slaps the window and says "ugly bitch." She asks them how she's supposed to get in and Boston says "When ya figure it out let us know. I think ya should take ya attitude and adjust it." Ashely tells us these girls want to eat her alive. She wonders what she's gotten herself into.
Peek-a-boo bitches!
Around the back she goes and walks right into the smoke room thru an unlocked door. She politely says hello and is met with stares of the undead. Midget says hi. She seems to be the only bitch in the house with manners.
That finger was just in her nose.
Sarah tells us "Oh my God she wants to be a Barbie doll". Midget immediately asks her how big her boobs are and then gets up to feel them. And she lets her. Midget tells us that she's a cute girl and she has big boobs and the other girls don't want anyone in the house that's prettier than they are.
Ashley says her name again and Boston says "Oh I thought you said Trashley on the phone." Oh wow what a knee slapper that is! Twit. Haha Ashley tells her she should clean out her ears. She asks what the last girl did to get kicked out. Silence. Boston asks her how old she is. 21. Tiff asks her if she's nervous and she says "Yeah right."
Blessedly Midget takes her to show her around. She asks where her room will be and Midget says they haven't decided but the others would like her to sleep under the table. LOL. Ashley tells us basically she's used to being around judgemental bitches. No biggie.
Of course as soon as she leaves the room the shit starter that is Geezer bait says "She just told you to clean out your damn ears!" Yeah how dare she after Boston called her Trashley in such an innocent freakin way! Ugh. Boston says she has an attitude about her but that inside she is scared as hell. Yeah she's just a quivering Boston. Crackhead.
Upstairs Midget is telling Ashely that her advice is to trust no one. Ashley doesn't get all the drama and just wants to have a good time. She tells us that Midget is a doll.
Meanwhile the trolls are still yapping about her. Geezer Bait says that she just knows they are up there talking about them. That Midget will be telling all their business. Tiff says she guarantees Midget will tell her about Kevin. And Sarah says "Yeah about how old he is."
Close your legs, the flies are getting out.
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM