Geezer Bait tells us that she didn't know that Midget talked about her and Geezer Dude. Uh, hello? EVERYBODY DOES! She says the Ambers will get Ashley on their side because she's very impressionable. Yeah, I wonder why on earth she would choose Midget over you cackling fishwives?
Next we see the Ambers and Ashley leaving. In the car Midget tries to explain why the other are being fucktards. She tells her that Kayla just left and maybe they feel they need to prove themselves. Ashely says Geezer Bait seems like she just blabs crap. Amber tells her she doesn't like her and that the others aren't really fond of either Amber. They bond. Then Amber tells Ashley about Geezer Dude. And she cracks up. Amber tells her she claims he's 40 but he's probably more like 55.
40 my ass.
Ashely tells us that there is a definite division in the house and that the Amber's are more on the nice side and the others are more badass. That's a polite way of saying they are hideous bitches.
Later that night they all decide to "take the bitch out and show her a good time." They start dancing and drinking. All seems well at first. Then we see this.
And this..
TiffMonster is not amused.
Midget is dancing with Ashley whose boobs keep trying to escape. So Midget helps gather them back up.
Put those things away before someone gets hurt!
The other girls look like someone pooped in their drinks.
Ashely tells us she's having fun with the Midget but that the other four are off at their own table basically pouting. Boston tells us that Midget is up Ashley's ass because she wants a new friend and she has no friends. No crackhead, she's being nice and having fun. You should try it sometime.
Uh oh. Sarah smells meat. Gross. She's talking to a hedgehog and she just had him smell her armpit. I usually just say hello but whatever works. Sarah tells us that Noah is just her type. He has 27 tattoos, a mohawk, a badass attitude. Yeah and you could scrape the mud off your shoes on his head.
Bend down I have some gum stuck to my shoe.
Well looky there it seems Geezer Bait has found a playmate too. And he's not a member of the AARP. She tells Tiff that he told her that he's never looked at an Asian as much as he's looking at her. Then she tells us that he seems so in to her and that never happens. Oh my God could she have less self esteem? His name is Fazil. Oh I get it! She thought he said his name was Fossil and she was instantly attracted!
She tells Fazil that her boyfriend is 40 and he cracks up. Then she tells us that she doesn't want anything to do with Kevin tonight and she just really hopes she gets laid.
Meanwhile Sarah is about to burn Noah's face off with her cig.
So not sexy.
Sarah tells us that she wants to fuck him. She has "sniffed him out like a puppy and then you pee on the tree. I want to pee on his tree!" I'm gonna be sick again. Pee on his tree? R. Kelly would love her ass.
Meanwhile Geezer Bait is trying to be sexy with Fazil but she just looks stupid.
I like to lick really old dusty things.
She asks him what's she gonna say to her guy and he wonders what he's gonna say to his girl. Uh, how about we are gross and we fuck anything that moves, sorry. Geezer Bait tells us she just wants to have fun, kiss boys, get drunk and she doesn't care who she hurts. I almost feel sorry for Geezer Dude. Almost.
Thankfully it's the next day and Sarah is telling Geezer Bait that she was drunk and made out with a dude named Fazil last night. Geezer Bait denies this. She would never! Tiff tells her she did so. She straddled him and bounced up on him right before they were getting ready to leave. Tiff tells us that Geezer Bait is with Geezer Dude because he's stable but that she needs to be with a younger dude who doesn't have cobwebs in his drawers. Geezer Bait thinks she should tell Geezer Dude about Fazil but Sarah tells her not too.
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM