Later Bait and Boston are talking about Midget. Boston says "At this current time I feel the most pinpointed by her little jokes." Oh for Christsakes! Boston warns for the 190th time that she's gonna snap and hit her. Bait doesn't want her to have to leave because of Midget but says "If you're gonna go home, go home with a bang!" That statement coming from a former mental patient can't be good.
Cut to Midget, Amber and Ashley in the car. They are talking about the others being jealous and Ashley says she thinks they will try to be nice to her to get her on their side. Midget says she is not asking her to choose side because she's off in her own little world all the time anyway. She says she thinks the others are trying to cause a division. I'd say she's right. And I don't get it. Especially Tiff. The others being retarded is expected. Not my beloved Tiff.
So they all arrive at some place for lunch and right off the bat Geezer Bait has a problem with the table Midget chose. She yells that its not big enough for all of them. The two groups go to separate tables.
The happy table.
The bite me table.
Ashely is pissed that the other girls wouldn't come over there and she says they are forcing her to pick sides. Suddenly they see someone named Joey and shout out to him. Holy crap it's Joey from Real World Hollywood! I figured he'd be dead by now. Ashley tells us that other than "The Rock" he is her biggest crush and she just has to talk to him and that he will love her. And she goes up to him.
Meanwhile at the table of doom.
Ashley asks him to sign her ass. Joey is impressed and tells Ashley she is sexy. They chit chat a little and he promises to meet them out later that night. Ashley tells us she gave him the house number, mission accomplished.
Boston tells the other Debbie Downers that "he could just have a penis and they would hit on him." Once in the car the coven start yapping. Tiff say's Midget is the little ring leader of that patch. Why is she so pissed? Sarah says they need a nickname for them and they should call them the Tricklets. Because a trick is a whore and the "lets" is for triplets. Hey stupid. A trick is the dude paying for it, not the one providing it. Either way your nickname is stupid. They call themselves the Fab Four. Yeah you look just like the Beatles. If the Beatles were bitter, jealous hags.
The Dung Beatles.
Back at home Geezer Dude is on the phone. He wants to come kiss Geezer Bait. She says ok like he just asked her to wax his balls. She runs to Boston and tells her he's coming over. She tells us that Geezer Dude is good for her and she really likes him but she's just going to have to see how it goes.
Joey's on the phone! Ashley runs to answer and has apparently forgotten something.
Peep Show Barbie.
They make plans to meet up later and she skips out of the room. Cut to Amber opening the door. To Stubface. It seems she won't be joining the others as she will be staying at home blowing entertaining her guest. She tells us she is giving him a second chance and choosing to believe he is telling her the truth. Oh yeah, and she's too stupid to live.
The others get ready and leave for the nightclub. And then we are treated to this.
That strap on came in handy after all.
And the whole time Stubface is bitching about how her bony ass is sticking him and she isn't even rubbing him right. She laughs like he said something clever. Then he asks her if she wants him to do push ups with her on him. Wow do the joys of stubface never end?
At the nightclub Ashley meets up with Joey. She tells us he's her perfect guy. They ask each other the normal questions. Are you single? Yes. Then Sarah tells us that she see's Ashley "literally throwing herself at Joey and its absolutely ridiculous." Yeah that's so pathetic. Nothing at all like that tree peeing thing you did. Jealous much? She tells us that Joey will sleep with anything with a pulse and the pulse is optional. Yet he hasn't slept with you. Ouch. since Sarah will sleep with anything that looks like it doesn't bathe I think she should not be so quick to judge one's standards. In other words, shut it skank.
Bathing optional.
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM