More flirting and dancing and then Fazil and Noah show up. Geezer Bait tells us she is balancing out Fazil and Geezer Dude with the greatest of ease right now. She tells us this is her deal and she can handle it, its not like she hasn't done it before. She's a proud skank. Aww.
Everyone piles into the limo and goes back to the house.
Pulse optional.
Back at the house, Ashley tells Sarah, Tiff, Boston and Geezer Bait that she is not choosing sides. They tell her there is no reason to have to choose. That this division was not caused by them. Oh no, it was The Amber's! Sarah says "They made their bed and now they are lying in it and they are not happy about it." Wow, that some serious rewriting of history right there folks. Midget comes into the room. Tiff says to Ashley that she can say one thing about her, she's a hard ass partier and she likes that. And Midget, haha, sweet innocent Midget says "So you guys are alright with giving her a chance?"
Busted!
That causes a firestorm of we never said we weren't going to give her a chance! Oh really? Let's see, ya called her an ugly bitch, locked her out of the house, tore her picture to shreds...my mistake. That must have been code for "Come here sweety, welcome to our home." Midget of course is all, excuse the fuck outta me!
Seriously WTF?
She reminds them of their picture destroying and Tiff says we don't have a problem with Ashley, we have a problem with you! Oh Tiff, you disappoint me so. Midget called you and the other witches on your crap and you can't deal. Come back to me Tiff!
They accuse her of filling the new girls head with crap and she tells them they are tripping. Uh why would she need to fill that girls head with anything? Midget is being told by Tiff that she caused the divison. Midget loses it and says "I don't care!" and floppy tits yells "And that's the problem. You don't care!"
Global Warming, Homelessness, The Economy, all Midgets fault.
Meanwhile Ashley has sneaked outta the snake pit and joins Joey up in her bedroom.
The others keep ranting at Midget and Sarah tells her she's tired of "The Amber Show" and she'd rather Kayla be in the house than her. Don't you have some disease laden hobo to bang? Get off my screen bitch!
Midget goes upstairs and tells Amber and Stubface that maybe they need to tone it down a little because the hag patrol is getting their barbed wired undies in a tangle. Stubface mutters something about "The Greg Show". No dude that was canceled due to overwhelming douchness. Amber tells us basically screw them harpies, she has fun with Midget and if a separation happens, then so be it. Most sense she has made all season.
The Amber's decide they need to fuck with Joey and Ashley a little. In other words, Midget's bored. So they go outside and start dragging the big ass statue of David into the house.
They somehow manage to get the thing up the stairs and they take it into Ashleys room and lean it at the bottom of the bed. Since I saw Joey's temper on The Real World I am frankly afraid for Midget. Ashley says they are trying to sleep and she has the same worry that I do.
I don't care how drunk he is, that's gonna hurt.
Midget meanwhile is laughing her ass off and taking pictures and nobody gets killed.
Say cheese!
The next morning Joey says it felt really good to get the statue of David up his butt this morning. Then he tells Ashley how hot she looks in the morning and how a lot of girls look hideous.
Exhibit A.
They say goodbye and Ashley says she has had a crush on him forever but she isn't going to take him too seriously just yet. She thinks he may have a girlfriend.
I'll mail you your tongue back!
Back inside Geezer Bait wants to know if they "did it". Ashley says no but they did everything else. Sarah and Geezer Bait tell her to be careful, because he's Joey. Ashley tells us that the girls are fighting over her and she didn't have to do shit to cause it. LOL.
Later Geezer Bait is having a trauma. Should she be with Fazil or Geezer Dude? Sarah tells us that Geezer Bait isn't "technically cheating" she's "cheating-ish". And she does the air quote thing that I hate.
That's what ya get for whacking dudes with both hands.
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM