Geezer Bait weighs the pro's and cons of each and then she says that Geezer Dude "brings me Skittles." I know I promised not to do the poopy diaper thing again, but I think that calls for one more. I'll save for the next recap. She keeps trying to decide between the two.
It's a regular Sophie's Choice.
And then Geezer Bait tells us she knows she gonna hurt Kevin and she needs to tell him. And the weirdest shit occurs. She goes to the phone, dials the number, then proceeds to hang up every time Geezer Dude answers. Over and over again. In between she reads a pamphlet. And yawns. And rubs her face.
Is your refrigerator running?
She finally speaks to him when he answers and she's all pathetic and low voiced. She starts trying to tell him she's a skank and he tells her that as long as she's not kissing some guy he doesn't care who she talks to. And she laughs. He isn't amused and says if she wants him to stay away he will. Geezer Bait tells us she doesn't understand why this is happening to her. Why God why? Hey dingbat, its not "happening" to you. You are choosing it!
In the kitchen Midget has gotten Boston a gift. It's a carrying case full of...Gummi Bears! LOL. She tells Boston that this way if she gets mad at her, Boston can throw Gummi Bears at her. And Boston actually laughs! So does Tiff! aww things will get back to normal now right? Midget tells us she's trying to stop pissing everyone off and apologize. Boston tells us that she's trying to keep her composure and get along.."but that's not gonna happen."
Gummi Bear Love
Ashley is on the phone with her friend and she's telling her how the girls are fighting over her. She says the blondes are the nice ones and the others are badasses who think the blondes are trying to turn her against them. She says its the blondes who are saying you don't have to choose. She tells us that they can all run around like chickens with their fuckin' heads cut off but that none of them are close to her and she is just laughing her ass off.
Kinda bitchy. I like her.
The girls decide to have a casino night. Some dudes come over and deck the place out just like a casino.
The girls prepare food and then all dolled up for the nights events. Geezer Bait is still upset about the Geezer Dude/Fazil situation. Downstairs the girls have started the party.
While upstairs Geezer Bait is whining to Boston about what a bad person she is and she loves Geezer Dude and wah wah wah. And Geezer Dude shows up.
Who wants Skittles?
She's trying to apply make up while telling Geezer Dude that he does nice things for her and makes her feel good and she's never had that so it scares her. Awww. Barf.
Just eat your candy, Grampy'll make it all better.
Geezer Bait decides she's not going to tell him about Fazil and if he finds out she'll just say she was very very drunk. Cut to Amber and Stubface. Amber really wants it to work with him. He tells her to stop teasing him. "Quit it. I hate teasing. I am going to freakin bench press your body against the wall." No wonder she's in love. He's a poet!
Poet who likes to blow it.
The party keeps going and Ashley tells us she'd rather be in Vegas playing for real money. She jumps on the table and screams for everyone to shut the fuck up.
She announces that tomorrow morning at 11am they are piling into their cars and heading for Vegas! They all scream like crazy. The first bitch that says "Vegas Baby" is gonna be on my shit list.
Figures.
So next week they are off to Vegas. Previews claim Amber will be getting married and the girls will perform in a show. Wanna take bets on which one is a bigger disaster? Until next time folks. Smooches!
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Comments (11)
Great recap! I cant stand Sarah. Shes got to be one of the unsexiest big titted girls Ive ever seen. Its like we get it your boobs are big, you have to go around trying to bounce them up+down so people wont look at that mess that is your face. Shes a complete asshole. And I HATE Boston and her dirty Coach bag. Go Midget!
1 of 11 | Posted by poopsicle | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:46 AM
Cherie-doll! I totally blew a booger out of my own nose with the Geezer-Bait caption "That finger was just in her nose"! BWAHAHAHA, she totally looks like a booger-eater. Hope Kevin doesn't mind that when he kisses her (ew ew ew)! LOVED the recap, especially the insanity of all the house-girls hating on Ashley right away (especially Tiff, WTF is up with that girl?... I'm guessing bi-polar). You knocked this out of the park, I LOVES me a meaty and juicy recap like this!
love to you!
J-Mo :)
2 of 11 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:37 AM
HELP! anyone know where I can watch BGC online? I don't ever watch it on time, and I've been watching it On Demand... but they only have eps 1-5 on there, and I have nooo idea when they're going to add the next two eps.
I guess I can wait until they appear On Demand, but I like to read the recaps & comment along w/everyone else. Boooo...
3 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 28, 2009 10:57 AM
I must say this episode pissed me off like no other. I spent the whole time screaming at "the fab four" because they kept saying that the Ambers were causing the division when they were the ones that kept talking shit about them and then decided to treat the new girl like crap. Hello if you are going to ignore someone and make her feel like you don't want her around she is not going to want to be your friend. I was equally upset about Tiff's turn to the dark side. I never thought that Midget would become the most reasonible person in the house either. And Boston just needs to shut the fuck up and learn how to take a joke! If I have to hear one more time about how they do things in Boston. I know a few people from there and none of them go around telling everyone else their wrong since that's not how it's done in Boston. If it's so great there then why did she leave?
4 of 11 | Posted by flowie623 | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:19 PM
LOL J-Mo! Glad to be of service haha!
Poopsicle I think we need "Go Midget" t-shirts!
Lady_Ace try hulu.com and type in bad girls club. You may have to watch in segments but I'm pretty sure its there.
Big wet smoochies to you all!
5 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Didn't this seem scripted? I mean, the way the girls went off on a picture?
I don't watch, but I call bullshit anyway.
6 of 11 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 28, 2009 7:12 PM
flowie I agree 100%.
pixielated I hope it was scripted because that would explain Tiff's behavior but I don't think it was. The other girls I expect that type of stupidity from but not her. Ya know what I'm going with it WAS scripted lol!
7 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 28, 2009 9:50 PM
That Amber M. (the DICK SUCKER) I don't like. She is sneaky. I LOVE BGC and I watch very close how she pokes and starts shit. Now I was upset that Tiffy did not put a stop to what was going on too. Hopefully she will check herself!! I read each of their blogs and Amber puts on very hard like she has not done anything at all. She and the UGLY ONE talk SMACK all the time. If it is only going to be about them two dumb asses,then send everyone else home! The fucking editing on this show sucks nothing makes sense at all!! Does Amber M ever wear any other clothes? I am with Sarah I wish KC was back. The DICK SUCKER reminds me of my college roommate I HATED THAT BITCH TOO. I know you like her and she is your girl and all but she makes my skin crawl!! That is all!
8 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:36 PM
I hate AMBER M (The dick sucker) She is a sneaky person. She reminds me of my college roommate. that bitch use to sneak all my pop-tarts then would say with pop tart breath, "I have no clue of what you are talking about". If the show is only going to be about her and UGLY AMBER then send everyone else home. The editing on this show sucks can't fucking understand what the hell is going on? Yes I think it is scripted. tiffY could not even keep from laughing. She pissed me off too.
9 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 29, 2009 1:43 PM
ceecee, I think I cracked a rib laughing about the pop tart thief! Girl you are allowed to love or hate whoever you want. I just call it like I see it and since I am a fickle bitch that could change tomorrow!
Love ya!
10 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 29, 2009 4:18 PM
Thanks...I really don't like her, now after watching their interviews. I dislike her even more. To hear that she was only befriending a person to make the others mad. Hell I rather she treated her mean it would have been more in the story line old vs new! I read they the dumb girls are getting married to each other in vegas! WTF is going on! They talked about the other girls dressing up in 8o's gear. UGGGGG I not into the Fab 4 either, but I will take it over those dopey bitches any day!! I feel the fake leaking from their big ass faces pores!
11 of 11 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on January 30, 2009 8:36 AM