Tanisha gets worked up because one of the signs said season 3 is better than all. And then they invite them in. (NOT scripted! Not I say!) Tanisha is all smiles and asks who they are and then looks like she's going to pass out when they both say their name is Amber. Radio guy cracks up and then the Amber's start singing their theme song from the Amber Show. To which Tanisha responds "Get the fuck outta here!" Only she says it nicely. The Amber's ask Tanisha if she will be on their show today. And my Tanisha says "Hell no bitches this is my show!". Much laughter. The radio guy asks her what she thinks of the Amber's and she says "I don't know, Playboy rejects?" Hahaha!
In confessional Amber tells us that Tanisha is just as scary as she thought. And she's mean and bossy and rude to them. Yes how dare she get pissed that YOU broke in on HER interview. Some people! Radio guy asks them what the diff is between the two seasons and Amber says "other than there are better looking girls..." and Tanisha says "I think not". More laughter and then Midget says "I cannot wait until we bounce up on it with you". Tanisha's like what the fuck? And Midget gets up, slides Tanisha's chair back and bounces her tiny little ass up against her.
Tanisha yells "She's CRAZY!" Finally the radio dude kicks them out but Tanisha promises to hang with them later. As they leave Tanisha gives them the one finger salute.
Midget tells us that she thinks they may have pissed Tanisha off and that's not good for her plan to get her into the house. Don't worry Midget, its in the script. The Amber's are now discussing what makes Tanisha bad. Amber says its because she's mean and doesn't give a shit about people and Midget says "And she does that off popping thing".
They both agree it should be lots of fun.
Outside the studio Tanisha agrees to come with the girls for their prank BUT she has a few demands. LOL. First off, they will have to get her bag. And they need to meet her out front. Midget yells "Thanks Tanisha" and she replies "Don't go through my shit yo!" Midget says they don't play like that! I would so be going through that bag. You know she's got some Ho Ho's and probably a whip. And a stuffed bunny named Fluffers. Just a wild guess.
The girls pull up and Midget hops out to let Tanisha in the front. Tanisha is impressed with Midget's manners. Midget replies "Well you are helping us." To which Tanisha tells them they will owe her a favor. They agree. Amber starts whining about all the verbal abuse she gets in the house.
Human Brain Fart
Tanisha wants an example. Amber has a big brain fart and can't come up with anything so Tanisha helps out with "You think you are all that and you are just a stupid blonde bitch. Right?" And Amber mumbles "Yeah". She tells her to just keep screaming "What makes you so perfect". She says as long as you are yelling over them you are winning. Midget explains that when someone gets in Amber's face she quivers like a bunny and gets scared. Tanisha screams "Don't you fuck with Fluffers!" and punches Midget in the head.
What? It could happen.
Tanisha tells her do not be scared, just stay calm and face them. She then takes us down memory lane where Genavecia put hot sauce and who knows what in her juice. They ask her what she did about it and we get to see Tanisha dragging her by her filthy hair across the yard.
Hahahahahaha!
Tanisha wants to know who the big bitch is in the house. They say Boston. That Kayla was but she left. And that its pretty much the Amber's against the rest of them. Midget starts asking deep questions about how much Tanisha has grown and she tells us she's the same, she just thinks more and doesn't give a fuck what others think. Midget tells us she thinks Tanisha is cool and down to earth and kinda fun.
They drive up near the house where a limo is waiting. (still not scripted) Tanisha gets out of the girls car so that they can drive up to the house like they know nada about Tanisha's arrival.
The girls go running up to the front door and start beating on it and telling them that there is a limo at the bottom of the drive. They think they have a new room mate. Tiff couldn't give a shit.
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Comments (11)
I never comment for the Bad Girls Club but I HAD to just for the "Bad BJ Debacle".
First off, "fuck lips" are the wonderful way your lips look after a well executed blow job (think Angelina Jolie-esque). Something Midget will never see looking back at her in the mirror according to surfer Pat.
If any mediore "oral-pleasure-provider" is having the teeth problem here's a tip: simply use saliva to really lube things up and use the upper and lower lips as teeth guards. Should work until you master your style.
Midget's future victims, you're welcome.
1 of 11 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on January 24, 2009 3:35 PM
Now if I could just stop vomiting on the poor guys stomach...
I will never eat a Steak-Ummm or cheesesteak again. My bikini thanks you :)
2 of 11 | Posted by tadow | Posted on January 25, 2009 4:12 AM
Thank you for clarifying that uglycutie. Sadly since I have the lips of a chicken I will never know the wonder that is "fuck lips".
tadow-I have the same gag response as you.
So to sum up I have chicken lips and gag easily. Anyone wanna date?
3 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 25, 2009 7:22 PM
Amber B is beyond Proactiv. She'd be better off using a brillo pad.
I was shocked but not totally surprised that Midget *haha I thought I was the only one that called her that! :=p* slipped into that bathroom to nibble on the surfer's sensitive "board." After seeing so many pics of her biting asses or posing with her mouth open in front of anything resembling a wanker, I just assumed she was desensitized to it from doing it so much.
She's an adult.. although her frame and personality sometimes states otherwise.. but wow.. in a public bathroom? With him? Who you just met.. and played in fishy water with all day? :=x
I wasn't sure if I was grossed out for her, embarrassed for her, or wanted to laugh at her. Okay, I lied, I was all 3 but it took me a while to go through each of the motions. If it's not bad enough that she totally tried to snack on his snausage.. she suffered the embarrassment of being told she wasn't good on tv. HA!
What really got me is she wrote in a blog somewhere that she only kissed him. I see she has the same talent for rewriting history in her mind as Amber with the facial potholes does. You know, I don't care how much editing a show does, you can't make something out of nothing. Those two need to just embrace their inner sluts and just stop with the innocent act.
I love your recap style!!
4 of 11 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on January 26, 2009 9:08 AM
I would have also thought that Midget was a little better at the fellatial arts than she seemed to be with the surfer. I wasn't so much embarrassed for her, as much as it made me think that it really doesn't matter. Only women and gay men watch Oxygen (stereotype, yes, true, though, yes!), so apparently her potential suitors will have no idea about what a Sausage Eater she really is.
5 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on January 26, 2009 11:16 AM
You make me laugh! I love the pictures you post along with your captions! I mean the look on Whitney's face with the gummy bear, and then, "Have a gummy bear bitch!" Too funny! And then Geezerbaits face and, "I have poopy in my diapy! You are sooooo damn funny!
6 of 11 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 26, 2009 1:26 PM
LMAO at "Poopy in my diapy!"
I didn't know that boobs that roll to the side when you lie down are fake. I'm pretty sure it's the opposite.
7 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:04 AM
i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" and midget is by far my favorite! i like how she isnt scared of anyone in the house. and it took THREE girls to pull her back haha.
i dont think sarah has fake boobs. they're wayyy too saggy to be fake hah. but whitney definitely has fake boobs, you can tell when shes in a bathing suit, they just look bolted on. oh and i like how whitney and sarah got mad that amber pretty much said her naked pics were porn, when thats exactly what they are.
8 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:59 AM
midget is by far my favorite! i love how it took THREE girls to pull her back. she is vicious. and i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" i thought that would make more sense than fuck lips.
i dont think sarahs boobs are fake, theyre way too saggy. whitney, though, definitely has fake boobs. when shes in a bathing suit they just look bolted on to her. and sarah, sorry, but you posing naked, whether its for playboy, an all natural site or penthouse..ITS PORN
9 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 9:01 AM
It's not porn, it's "glamour modeling" ! :)
10 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 1:45 PM
It's definitely "Dick Lips". And yeah, it's when you give a BJ and your lips get like numb and a little swollen and red haha.
I don't see why midge is trying to deny doing anything, when she said herself in the confessional that she "apparently used her teeth"! She's funny though.. I like how even though she gave shitty head, she didn't seem embarrassed at all and actually just laughed at herself.
I hate how I'm always 1 ep behind everyone cause I watch On Demand!
11 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 30, 2009 9:53 AM