She's mad because the girls were gone so long and they couldn't go anywhere. Midget tells her that they haven't even gotten the groceries yet. Tiff is not pleased. The girls rush the door trying to get a peek.
We're all gonna die!
Tanisha marches into the house full of smiles and Midget innocently asks "Are you our new room mate?" Tanisha replies "Yeah". And Midget squeals "What?" The others chime in with Huh? What? Seriously? Jesus girls get a clue. Tanisha says she is there to stay and would like to know where she will be sleeping. Tiff hangs her head.
There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
In confessional Tiff says she thinks Tanisha is crazy and she doesn't know if she's changed but that Tiffany may have just met her match. I think she may be right.
Tiff keeps asking if this is for real and then Midget says "Is your name Taniqua?" LOL that girl is just not going to break character. Tiff cracks up as they explain that her name is Tanisha and Midget repeats it several times. Then Midget says "You don't like to be in gangs do you?" Hahahahaha! She better watch that shit cause Tanisha might forget for a sec that they are playing a prank and there's gonna be a little blonde Midget smear on the wall.
Midget starts showing Tanisha around the house and Tanisha keeps calling her "Amy". Midget tells us she is having a great time playing this prank. Yeah I can tell.
Tiff tells us that she is the Mama Bear of this house and "ain't nobody gonna come up in that house and change the dynamic and run shit. I guarantee it by all means". Uh oh, Tiff is not liking Tanisha. Who can blame her though. She probably has Kaylalash.
Tiff and Sarah dish on Tanisha. Tiff tells her thats her worst nightmare. That Tanisha is the exact opposite of what they are trying to do. Amber comes running in and says "Oh my fucking God". She starts saying how happy she was when Kayla left because she was so scared of her and now this is her worst nightmare. Let me tell you people about nightmares. Wake up on the kitchen floor naked with ranch dressing up your nose and cocktail weinies in your hair AT YOUR IN-LAWS HOUSE and then come talk to me about nightmares!
Sarah doesn't understand why Amber is so scared and Amber says last season Tanisha was crazy and confrontational and doesn't take shit off anyone and sometimes Amber might give a little shit out. Wow self awareness. How odd. Amber tells us that of course she is pretending to be scared and that Sarah and Tiff have the dumbest looks on their faces and its awesome.
Boston and Ailea are out to dinner and are talking about how the Amber's have their own little clique and have broken off from the rest of the group. Well if that ain't the herpes sore calling the crab itchy! They both predict that something is about to go down and Ailea says she should just hit her and get it over with. Shut up Geezer Bait. Isn't it past your bedtime?
Grrrrrrrrrrr......ehhhhh.........errrrrrrrrrrr.........
Yay! I make a big poopy in my diapy!
Back at the house Midget tells Tanisha she has a present for her and she runs out of the room, saying "I've heard about you". We hear loud shit coming from the kitchen and Midget has a couple of pots and she says "Do you like to make music?"
Tanisha has grabbed a pool stick possibly thinking Midget has lost her little mind. Midget puts the pots on the pool table and asks Tanisha to play us a song. Midget then starts speaking in tongues and rolls around on the pool table. Tanisha tells her she needs help.
Midget asks Tanisha if she's a hard ass or something and Sarah cracks up. Tanisha calls a house meeting. She tells Midget she needs to talk to her especially, saying "You got issues, for real, you got issues". So Tanisha tells them that they have started off on the wrong foot and she needs to lay down a couple rules. Tiff snickers. Midget says "But you're the new girl". Tanisha cuts her off and says "Yeah whatever." Sarah looks pissed and confused. Tanisha continues and Midget interrupts again and she gets cut off again.
I will choke a midget!
Sarah tells us if Tanisha thinks she's gonna come in this house and make rules she's crazy. She obviously didn't see last season. By now I've sort of half forgotten that this is a prank and I'm cracking my ass up over how these girls are reacting.
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Comments (11)
I never comment for the Bad Girls Club but I HAD to just for the "Bad BJ Debacle".
First off, "fuck lips" are the wonderful way your lips look after a well executed blow job (think Angelina Jolie-esque). Something Midget will never see looking back at her in the mirror according to surfer Pat.
If any mediore "oral-pleasure-provider" is having the teeth problem here's a tip: simply use saliva to really lube things up and use the upper and lower lips as teeth guards. Should work until you master your style.
Midget's future victims, you're welcome.
1 of 11 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on January 24, 2009 3:35 PM
Now if I could just stop vomiting on the poor guys stomach...
I will never eat a Steak-Ummm or cheesesteak again. My bikini thanks you :)
2 of 11 | Posted by tadow | Posted on January 25, 2009 4:12 AM
Thank you for clarifying that uglycutie. Sadly since I have the lips of a chicken I will never know the wonder that is "fuck lips".
tadow-I have the same gag response as you.
So to sum up I have chicken lips and gag easily. Anyone wanna date?
3 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 25, 2009 7:22 PM
Amber B is beyond Proactiv. She'd be better off using a brillo pad.
I was shocked but not totally surprised that Midget *haha I thought I was the only one that called her that! :=p* slipped into that bathroom to nibble on the surfer's sensitive "board." After seeing so many pics of her biting asses or posing with her mouth open in front of anything resembling a wanker, I just assumed she was desensitized to it from doing it so much.
She's an adult.. although her frame and personality sometimes states otherwise.. but wow.. in a public bathroom? With him? Who you just met.. and played in fishy water with all day? :=x
I wasn't sure if I was grossed out for her, embarrassed for her, or wanted to laugh at her. Okay, I lied, I was all 3 but it took me a while to go through each of the motions. If it's not bad enough that she totally tried to snack on his snausage.. she suffered the embarrassment of being told she wasn't good on tv. HA!
What really got me is she wrote in a blog somewhere that she only kissed him. I see she has the same talent for rewriting history in her mind as Amber with the facial potholes does. You know, I don't care how much editing a show does, you can't make something out of nothing. Those two need to just embrace their inner sluts and just stop with the innocent act.
I love your recap style!!
4 of 11 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on January 26, 2009 9:08 AM
I would have also thought that Midget was a little better at the fellatial arts than she seemed to be with the surfer. I wasn't so much embarrassed for her, as much as it made me think that it really doesn't matter. Only women and gay men watch Oxygen (stereotype, yes, true, though, yes!), so apparently her potential suitors will have no idea about what a Sausage Eater she really is.
5 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on January 26, 2009 11:16 AM
You make me laugh! I love the pictures you post along with your captions! I mean the look on Whitney's face with the gummy bear, and then, "Have a gummy bear bitch!" Too funny! And then Geezerbaits face and, "I have poopy in my diapy! You are sooooo damn funny!
6 of 11 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 26, 2009 1:26 PM
LMAO at "Poopy in my diapy!"
I didn't know that boobs that roll to the side when you lie down are fake. I'm pretty sure it's the opposite.
7 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:04 AM
i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" and midget is by far my favorite! i like how she isnt scared of anyone in the house. and it took THREE girls to pull her back haha.
i dont think sarah has fake boobs. they're wayyy too saggy to be fake hah. but whitney definitely has fake boobs, you can tell when shes in a bathing suit, they just look bolted on. oh and i like how whitney and sarah got mad that amber pretty much said her naked pics were porn, when thats exactly what they are.
8 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:59 AM
midget is by far my favorite! i love how it took THREE girls to pull her back. she is vicious. and i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" i thought that would make more sense than fuck lips.
i dont think sarahs boobs are fake, theyre way too saggy. whitney, though, definitely has fake boobs. when shes in a bathing suit they just look bolted on to her. and sarah, sorry, but you posing naked, whether its for playboy, an all natural site or penthouse..ITS PORN
9 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 9:01 AM
It's not porn, it's "glamour modeling" ! :)
10 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 1:45 PM
It's definitely "Dick Lips". And yeah, it's when you give a BJ and your lips get like numb and a little swollen and red haha.
I don't see why midge is trying to deny doing anything, when she said herself in the confessional that she "apparently used her teeth"! She's funny though.. I like how even though she gave shitty head, she didn't seem embarrassed at all and actually just laughed at herself.
I hate how I'm always 1 ep behind everyone cause I watch On Demand!
11 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 30, 2009 9:53 AM