On the way home in the limo Midget is a little drunk also. She's saying something about gummy bears and shoving them in peoples mouths. Amber is laying in someones lap half passed out. Midget crawls across Ailea and Sarahs laps to try to stick a gummy bear in Ambers comatose face. Boston tells her no she might choke on it. Then Midget starts crawling all over Boston and Boston is starting to get a look on her face. RUN MIDGET RUN! Suddenly Midget says "Ouch you are hurting" and Boston says "Cause you are hurting me".
And Boston loses her shit and screams for them to "get her the fuck away from me." Boston's face is all red and she has that demented look she gets. Boston tells Midget she's trying to take care of Amber and Midget says "Yeah and you are just playing around." Boston says "Get away from me". Midget looks confused and asks Sarah "What the fuck is her problem?" Boston says "My fuckin' nose hurts from the sun and you keep hittin' my nose." And she says something about if she hit Midgets nose it'd be straight on and broken. Where the hell is my jibberish handbook?
Midget tells us that it was just a gummy bear and its not like she was whipping it at her. Yeah but Midget you were all in her face and besides don't you know not to feed wild animals? Midget tells Boston she's acting like a bitch and Boston starts with the hand waving pointing thing she does that signals she's for realz pissed off and tells her to shut the fuck up. More back and forth and then Boston throws her water bottle at Midget. Hard. And Midget launches herself across the limo at Boston.
It takes Tiff, Ailea and Sarah to pull her back. They finally get Midget to sit the fuck down and Sarah puts her hand over her mouth and says that BOTH of them are retarded and to cool the fuck down.
Boston tells us that Midget grows a set of balls after Kayla leaves and doesn't she get it? Nobody likes her. Well you ain't exactly a burst of fucking sunshine either there Boston.
Just call her Sunny D.
They keep yelling back and forth with Boston threatening to hit Midget with a glass and Midget saying nobody likes Boston because she isn't fun. Then Midget says she's just jealous because "we are cuter than you and we have personalities." Does Midget have a frog in her pocket? Who the hell is we? To which Sarah says "that wasn't fair." Hahahaha she didn't say it wasn't true she said it wasn't fair!
They get back to the house and walk Amber's drunk ass in and then we see Sarah making sense with Midget. She tells her to let it go for now and deal with it when she's sober. When you deal with things drunk bad shit happens. Ask my Mom she'll tell you thats how I was concieved. Then again she also told me they found me at a truckstop...Mom has issues.
If you choke on your own vomit can I have your clothes?
Boston gets Amber into bed and Midget tells us that she and Boston clash the most in the house. She says that Boston thinks she pokes pokes pokes at her and she is going to try to not do that anymore but that Boston needs to stop going from zero to Satan in 3 seconds.
The girls realize that Kayla's picture was taken down while they were gone. And there is another picture in its place. They race to go see. Its covered with paper and Tiff jumps up and rips the paper off and then beats the picture while saying "Who is this stupid bitch?"
So what do you guys think? Do the Amber's separate themselves too much? Are Sarah's boobs real? Did Midget chomp Lil' Elvis?
Until next week folks. Smooches!
« True Beauty: Booties in Motion | Main | American Idol: Louisville Sluggos »
Comments (11)
I never comment for the Bad Girls Club but I HAD to just for the "Bad BJ Debacle".
First off, "fuck lips" are the wonderful way your lips look after a well executed blow job (think Angelina Jolie-esque). Something Midget will never see looking back at her in the mirror according to surfer Pat.
If any mediore "oral-pleasure-provider" is having the teeth problem here's a tip: simply use saliva to really lube things up and use the upper and lower lips as teeth guards. Should work until you master your style.
Midget's future victims, you're welcome.
1 of 11 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on January 24, 2009 3:35 PM
Now if I could just stop vomiting on the poor guys stomach...
I will never eat a Steak-Ummm or cheesesteak again. My bikini thanks you :)
2 of 11 | Posted by tadow | Posted on January 25, 2009 4:12 AM
Thank you for clarifying that uglycutie. Sadly since I have the lips of a chicken I will never know the wonder that is "fuck lips".
tadow-I have the same gag response as you.
So to sum up I have chicken lips and gag easily. Anyone wanna date?
3 of 11 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 25, 2009 7:22 PM
Amber B is beyond Proactiv. She'd be better off using a brillo pad.
I was shocked but not totally surprised that Midget *haha I thought I was the only one that called her that! :=p* slipped into that bathroom to nibble on the surfer's sensitive "board." After seeing so many pics of her biting asses or posing with her mouth open in front of anything resembling a wanker, I just assumed she was desensitized to it from doing it so much.
She's an adult.. although her frame and personality sometimes states otherwise.. but wow.. in a public bathroom? With him? Who you just met.. and played in fishy water with all day? :=x
I wasn't sure if I was grossed out for her, embarrassed for her, or wanted to laugh at her. Okay, I lied, I was all 3 but it took me a while to go through each of the motions. If it's not bad enough that she totally tried to snack on his snausage.. she suffered the embarrassment of being told she wasn't good on tv. HA!
What really got me is she wrote in a blog somewhere that she only kissed him. I see she has the same talent for rewriting history in her mind as Amber with the facial potholes does. You know, I don't care how much editing a show does, you can't make something out of nothing. Those two need to just embrace their inner sluts and just stop with the innocent act.
I love your recap style!!
4 of 11 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on January 26, 2009 9:08 AM
I would have also thought that Midget was a little better at the fellatial arts than she seemed to be with the surfer. I wasn't so much embarrassed for her, as much as it made me think that it really doesn't matter. Only women and gay men watch Oxygen (stereotype, yes, true, though, yes!), so apparently her potential suitors will have no idea about what a Sausage Eater she really is.
5 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on January 26, 2009 11:16 AM
You make me laugh! I love the pictures you post along with your captions! I mean the look on Whitney's face with the gummy bear, and then, "Have a gummy bear bitch!" Too funny! And then Geezerbaits face and, "I have poopy in my diapy! You are sooooo damn funny!
6 of 11 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 26, 2009 1:26 PM
LMAO at "Poopy in my diapy!"
I didn't know that boobs that roll to the side when you lie down are fake. I'm pretty sure it's the opposite.
7 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:04 AM
i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" and midget is by far my favorite! i like how she isnt scared of anyone in the house. and it took THREE girls to pull her back haha.
i dont think sarah has fake boobs. they're wayyy too saggy to be fake hah. but whitney definitely has fake boobs, you can tell when shes in a bathing suit, they just look bolted on. oh and i like how whitney and sarah got mad that amber pretty much said her naked pics were porn, when thats exactly what they are.
8 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 8:59 AM
midget is by far my favorite! i love how it took THREE girls to pull her back. she is vicious. and i thought sarah was saying "dick lips" i thought that would make more sense than fuck lips.
i dont think sarahs boobs are fake, theyre way too saggy. whitney, though, definitely has fake boobs. when shes in a bathing suit they just look bolted on to her. and sarah, sorry, but you posing naked, whether its for playboy, an all natural site or penthouse..ITS PORN
9 of 11 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on January 27, 2009 9:01 AM
It's not porn, it's "glamour modeling" ! :)
10 of 11 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on January 27, 2009 1:45 PM
It's definitely "Dick Lips". And yeah, it's when you give a BJ and your lips get like numb and a little swollen and red haha.
I don't see why midge is trying to deny doing anything, when she said herself in the confessional that she "apparently used her teeth"! She's funny though.. I like how even though she gave shitty head, she didn't seem embarrassed at all and actually just laughed at herself.
I hate how I'm always 1 ep behind everyone cause I watch On Demand!
11 of 11 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 30, 2009 9:53 AM