The next day, David left the house, which was too bad -- he really was so fascinating. Also disappearing was none other than Versace, who had somehow escaped from his Bad Turtles Club. While he wandered around on the carpet in search of sweet, sweet freedom, a random, hunky pool guy showed up at the house. Meet Steve, a muscly guy who seemed less like a pool cleaner and more like someone plucked from central casting to get these girls all hot and bothered (it should be noted that he had an uncanny resemblance to Brad from Real World: San Diego). Playing out like a real life porno, the girls all circled around him like hungry sharks while he got to work removing the one leaf that had fallen into the pool. Apparently, none of these girls noticed his emerging bald spot (not to mention his patchy, thinning hair). I take that back. Aimee quickly spurned him, based on his burgeoning alopecia. "He's going bald, and he's got fuzz on his head!" she insisted, showing that she might actually be a) the only girl with eyes in this house, and b) my favorite in the cast.
Anyway, Kerry and Jodie were all over Steve the Pool Guy, which was noteworthy considering that Kerry's alleged lovebug, David, had just left the house that morning. In a crafty bit of Bad Girls Clubbing, Zara tossed some cleaning equipment into the pool so Steve would be forced to disrobe and retrieve it. Sure enough, he did just that, but I'm sure there were plenty of women left with a case of feminine blue balls as the producers amusingly teased the audience with a mere shot of just his back. Sorry, ladies.
Oh, by the way, amidst all this, Versace was discovered in the living room and returned to his private hell safe and sound. A glorious day for all involved!
Well, once Steve was done not cleaning the pool, Kerry snatched up his number (smell ya later, Brett Favre!), and next thing we knew, all the girls were heading to Hollywood that night to meet Steve at the bastion of Hollywood cheesiness, Mood. There, the gals met up not only with their pool boy, but also Friend of Pool Boy (some douchebag named Tomik). A few stiff drinks later, and suddenly Zara was talkin' crazy about Tomik being a good dancer, which wasn't entirely evident by his, you know, crappy dancing. Soon, she was sucking face with Tomik, and as for Kerry, she was grinding her ass up on Pool Boy Steve, who in turn was fellating his narcissistic impulses by lifting up his shirt repeatedly and admiring his own abs.
Meanwhile, back at the house, lovelorn David called up and left a message on the machine, just telling Kerry that he loved her. Aww. So ironic. And contrived. What will happen to this wonderful couple????
What did you think about this episode? Is Kerry a slut?
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Comments (21)
You didn't mention how Steve the Pool Guy kept lifting his shirt up and trying to put it over Kerry's head...seriously, he did it more than once...what was that all about? Like, is that something that guys like or something?????
1 of 21 | Posted by Jenny P
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Posted on December 20, 2006 1:15 PM
Anyone remember an episode of the show "Intervention" on A&E where they had a girl that looked and acted just like "Ripsi"? As a matter of fact, her name just came to me-it was Christy. She was one of those cases that was so bad that they had to dedicate an entire hour to just her instead of two people. Christy was an alcoholic and on meth as well. I'm going to have to launch my own private totally pointless investigation.
2 of 21 | Posted by joslyn
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Posted on December 20, 2006 2:20 PM
Side note-when you read a recap for a show you've never heard of, as in The Bad Girls Club, then do a search to see if there's a website for the show, do not-I repeat DO NOT-click on the first choice the search comes up with! I can tell it's been a long day at work, I didn't even read the description I just clicked...some things should not be on your work computer, if even only for a second. Here's to hoping I don't get fired!!
3 of 21 | Posted by tvaholic
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Posted on December 20, 2006 3:02 PM
tvaholoic,
Thanks for the tip!
4 of 21 | Posted by LuvzSunshine
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Posted on December 20, 2006 3:12 PM
B-side, you have to provide us with a photo recap of tomorrow's Iron Chef battle between Rachael and Giada.. pretty pleaseeeeee
:)
5 of 21 | Posted by lguser
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Posted on December 20, 2006 7:48 PM
Ok, so call me a "Bad Girl" but where I come from grinding on a guy while dancing isn't necessarily cheating... Nor slutty... Maybe that's just in my world... Then again, I didn't actually see the show or the alleged nature of the grinding so who am I to judge? ;)
I love you so much B-Side - I'll read anything you recap on!
6 of 21 | Posted by YouWannaBMe
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Posted on December 21, 2006 5:39 AM
Maybe it's just me but I think the house would be a lot more interesting with Ripsi around. I didnt like Kerry that much anyway.
I do hope she gets some help tho cuz that chick is crazy lol.
7 of 21 | Posted by luvly_grrl
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Posted on December 21, 2006 5:53 AM
Darn, I kinda wish I had access to this show!
Bwah! So funny and yet so true!Did Steve the popolboy take off all his clothes when he got into the pool? Inquiring minds want to know.
8 of 21 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on December 21, 2006 7:16 AM
man I live in miami, have comcast premium digital and I dont have oxygen. wtf
9 of 21 | Posted by silentfire
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Posted on December 21, 2006 10:04 AM
Hey B-Side - Please tell me you're working on the Real World Denver (Colorado!) recap. I missed last night's episode and I really wanted to know if Tyrie bitch-slapped that ho Jenn? (Highly doubtful, I know...) Imagine what a show that would have been! Anyway, I'm tired of this Bad Girls crap already - why do men watch the Oxygen channel in the first place? Are you on your "men"-strual cycle right now? LOL Get crackin so I can get to laughin. Love you B-Side ! :)
10 of 21 | Posted by YouWannaBMe
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Posted on December 21, 2006 10:09 AM
Are you telling me no one else noticed that Ripsi hadn't changed clothes since being tossed in the pool? She even slept in those clothes, woke up the next morning wrapped a towel (why?) around her head and still didn't change. Was her hair still wet from the pool? Did Ripsi take a shower and put on the same clothes? Oh well, I guess that's the kinda family she grew up in. It made me feel dirty to see her in the same clothes for 3 episodes. And not in a good way.
11 of 21 | Posted by 7costanza
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Posted on December 21, 2006 2:02 PM
tvaholic...lol!!!!
I typed it in and crazy!!! I bet you had the funniest expression on your face at work when you saw what came up on the screen. Yeah definitely be careful on what you pull up at work. :)
12 of 21 | Posted by cbgb
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Posted on December 22, 2006 5:30 PM
Joslyn- I know exactly who you are talking about! NOW I know who Ripsi reminded me of! It wasn't till she went on her drunken rampage that something went off in my head that she looked familiar. She is the spitting image of that Christy girl!!
13 of 21 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on December 23, 2006 12:32 PM
McCreamy:
I know, right? That has to be her! C'mon- Ripsi/ Cristy-sounds pretty similar. Although that would be kind of sad if it it is her, because her episode on Intervention was super disturbing. Hopefully, this show was taped pre-"Intervention". I did look on the A&E website, which even has a video snippet of Cristy/Ripsi? and I think that is her. Oh well, my worthless and timewasting investigation continues...
14 of 21 | Posted by joslyn
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Posted on December 26, 2006 7:47 AM
McCreamy & Joslyn,
I think you guys are going somewhere with this.
Look what found from A&E and Oxygen
http://www.aetv.com/intervention/int_episode_guide.jsp?episode=180902
http://www.badgirlsclubonoxygen.com/
I truly believe its her her being addicted Meth answers all questions for her outrage...And yes it is a slow day @ my job
15 of 21 | Posted by NILLY
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Posted on December 26, 2006 11:08 AM
LOL Nilly!
Yeah work is slow for me today too.
Too bad Ripsi got the boot, we could have more material to use in our investigation haha. If it's not the same girl, they MUST come from the same family, or at least the same gene pool.
16 of 21 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on December 26, 2006 12:09 PM
Once I read B-side's recap, I knew I had to watch this show and I finally caught the episodes over the weekend. The drunken Ripsi fighting was horrifying to watch and yet when the insane music started up during her Energizer Bunny segment, I couldn't help but laugh.
I think she had some sort of shawl wrapped around her head, not a towel, since it was black and had a fringe. She was probably hiding her 'went to bed with wet hair' look.
I think she should have stayed and Kerry should have gone home. Watching a drunk is much more entertaining than watching a sleeze.
17 of 21 | Posted by Clair
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Posted on December 26, 2006 3:26 PM
Yeah I agree, I think Ripsi should have stayed. What she did was wrong, but what do you expect from a Bad Girl? LOL. What was Kerry expecting coming on to a show with such a name? Plus Kerry is boring and now Zara is annoying rather than funny without Rips.
18 of 21 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on December 27, 2006 6:42 AM
I would have liked to have seen Ripsi try to mess with Ty (the gal who threw her to the floor after the attack on the sleeping woman).
So far, I like Aimee - but I reserve final judgement until after we see just how bad she gets.
19 of 21 | Posted by Clair
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Posted on December 27, 2006 11:22 AM
I love Ripsi! i was cracking up watching her cause chaos. Everytime she was down, she got right back up again, like the walking dead or something. She reminded of those video games where you have to kill the zombies, and you think their dead but they keep coming at you. haha. And at the same time she was telling Ty that she loved Kerry. I wish she didn't have to leave, she was so entertaining. There should be a petition to bring her back into the house.
20 of 21 | Posted by jozeyg
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Posted on December 27, 2006 4:35 PM
Ripsi is pretty good entertainment...for sure!
I can't STAND Kerry...that Reba McIntyre look-a-like-wanna be!
I hope her BF dumped her after he saw this ep!
21 of 21 | Posted by anniedawg25
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Posted on December 27, 2006 4:50 PM