We knew there'd be shenanigans this week when we learned the episode's title was "A Tomik Bomb." It generally doesn't bode well when reality shows are named after weapons of mass destruction, especially of the nuclear variety. Sure enough, we found the gals all back at the club where we left them. Zara was still chatting it up with wee Tomik, saying how she was attracted to his pretty boy, club promoter charm. He probably slipped her some cocaine too, but that's neither here nor there. Meanwhile, what seemed like a definite love connection between Kerry and Steve cooled off considerably. He showed her his pubes (lovely) and then tried to kiss her, but Kerry's country girl instincts kicked in, and she realized she did not want to be with this glorified neanderthal. Instead, she pulled away, and then she and Jodi returned to the house while the rest of the ladies hopped in their limo and traveled to some other Hollywood club.

Steve reveals his pool net.

Back at the house, Jodi and Kerry proved to be stunningly dull as they talked about the boys at the club. Jodi insisted that "I don't want to make out with pool boy," even though she had been all but drooling over his chest just a few hours prior. Kerry, meanwhile, called up her boyfriend and revealed that she was dancing with other men. This caused Brett Favre to get kind of mad, and the two talked for a bit and then I fell asleep, and when I woke up, he announced that she shouldn't be dancing with other guys -- not if she was serious about this relationship (which she most certainly was not).

Later on, Zara arrived at the house with Steve and Tomik. She claimed she wanted to give them a "tour" of the house. And by "house," I mean "vagina." Nevertheless, she guided them around, pointing out fascinating fixtures of the backyard like the tomato garden, the grass, and whatever else. Steve absorbed everything like it was his first time there (when in fact he had been there earlier that afternoon to clean the pool). Eventually, the three took a seat on some benches by a cliff, causing Zara to warn, "None of you guys fall off this thing today." Seemed like a redundant comment, but then again, knowing these two, they'd probably tumble on down to the ocean in their attempts to show their pubes to some possum.

The trio then moved into the kitchen where Zara revealed that -- oops! -- she had a boyfriend. "I had no idea you had a boyfriend until you dropped a BF bomb," Tomik said, causing Steve to remark, "A BF bomb!" This was then followed by a dumb, baboonish chuckle. Is there any other when it comes to Steve?

The next day, Kerry and Jodi went to the supermarket, spilled some soup, and realized that their shared clumsiness could only mean one thing: they were meant to be best friends forever. Turns out they'd become quite good friends, bonding in the wake of their mutual beatings during Ripsi's drunken rage. They were so fond of each other that Jodi was going to move into Kerry's room, occupying the bed vacated by Ripsi's departure. It was a glorious time for both women, as you might imagine.

Meanwhile, Zara got on the phone with her boyfriend Jarad. Apparently their attraction stemmed from them both having "ARA" in their names. Anyway, I don't really remember what these two idiots talked about, but after the call, Zara informed us that Tomik would be renting out a VIP room in Hollywood cheeseball magnet/night club Basque. Zara really wanted to go, but the girls reminded her that Tomik wasn't merely inviting her out of friendship. He just wanted to bang her. NEVER! Zara refused to believe this. It just wasn't possible. Other things she denies: gravity, cranberries, and the letter "N".

Luckily, we still had Aimee around to keep it real. When it came to Zara, she told us, "She's gonna cheat on him. Watch." Do we have to?

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Last Comment: ahickey on Jun 26, 2008 04:09 PM.

Comments (12)

Tomik :

B-LINE!

What's up dude!

You're site is AWSOME!

Let's chat!

TomikTomikEnt@aol.com

1 of 12 | Posted by Tomik | Posted on January 4, 2007 6:17 PM

RachWho? :

Ummm...I don't think getting a comment from Tomik is as great as LC's mom, but hey, you guys are making waves in the reality wannabe's world now too, I guess, huh? Anyway, I am embarassed to say I have watched this train wreck of a show and that Zara's voice is the most grating thing in the world. I think she and Tomik deserve each other.

2 of 12 | Posted by RachWho? | Posted on January 5, 2007 7:13 AM

Emilita33 :

Wow, even his posts are douchey. That sir, is an accomplishment.

3 of 12 | Posted by Emilita33 | Posted on January 5, 2007 9:34 AM

RachWho? :

His myspace is douchey too...or AWSOME as Tomik might say. Check it out at your own risk, but maybe buy some penicillin first:
http://www.myspace.com/3some

4 of 12 | Posted by RachWho? | Posted on January 5, 2007 9:54 AM

lill2441 :

ewwww...Tomik is gross. These girls are sluts but I LOVE THE SHOW!

5 of 12 | Posted by lill2441 | Posted on January 5, 2007 12:10 PM

Godzilla Dick :

yo! love the show love and love the ho's !bad girls kick butt! Steve The Pool Man! can clean my pool with his 9 inch pole anytime! ..damnit I need to get a pool
TOMIK IS THE SHIT!!! SEXPOT!
Your the best! GODZILLA DICK! !!

-zozo

6 of 12 | Posted by Godzilla Dick | Posted on January 6, 2007 1:57 AM

McCreamy :

I don't understand why everyone is getting their panties in a twist over Zara wanting to go see Tomik that night. Yeah it was messed up for her to leave Leslie and Ty, but it sounds like a few of them are just jealous. Zara knows she has a boyfriend, if she wants to cheat on him that's on her. She might be immature for a 23 yr but it might only be because no one ever lets her figure things out for herself.

7 of 12 | Posted by McCreamy | Posted on January 6, 2007 8:29 AM

dainsey :

B-side, why is it that I wanna punch Kerry in the face? : (

8 of 12 | Posted by dainsey | Posted on January 7, 2007 8:38 PM

BEER ME :

KEEP HATING PEOPLE

TOMIK AND POOL BOY STEVE ARE MY HEROES!!! LOVE U GUYS LOL.

9 of 12 | Posted by BEER ME | Posted on January 22, 2007 10:01 PM

italianprincess :

Tomik is so hot and full of energy!!!

10 of 12 | Posted by italianprincess | Posted on January 29, 2007 1:42 PM

CHERYL SPENDOLINI:

please bring back the original girls on 1st show before anyone left. maybe put them in another tv series.

11 of 12 | Posted by CHERYL SPENDOLINI | Posted on January 30, 2008 2:26 PM

ahickey:

I don't really know how I ran into this site, but I don't like how some of you guys are dissing Tomik--I've met him and yeah on the show he seems maybe not so pleasant, but in real life he's actually a really nice person who likes to have fun, so please don't diss unless you've actually met him.

12 of 12 | Posted by ahickey | Posted on June 26, 2008 4:09 PM

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